What is worst/dummest accidental thing you've ever done?

Blazing Steel

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Pretty much what it says in the tital: Whats the worst/dummest thing you didn't mean to do?

Mine by far was when I put a friend in hospital with concussion. We were is school and he acts quite childish all the time. So as we finish talking, he slaps me round the back of the head and goes to run off. As he was now in front of me I gave him a shove. Aswell as being childish he is very clumsy. The shove I gave him caused him to trip over his own feet and fall. Not too bad on his own, but insted of falling forwards, he fell to the left which was a wheel-chair ramp. The problem was he didn't cover his face; he reached for the metal handrail. He missed it and both his arms when on each side of the poll and thwack. His head smashed onto the rail.

Everything turned out ok, and he was fine later that day and I wasn't punished as both the CCTV cammars and my friend confirmed it was an accident. My friend didn't even know it was me untill he was told.

As for my dummest it would have to be when I was with my family in Italy. We had a power cut so we were using candles and I was told to blow them out, but I didn't know the candle had completely liquefied. Burning hot wax covered my face. I picked it all off and most of my eye brow came with it. Luckly I had very bushy eye brows, so I believe they look better than before and the shape is some how symmetrical. People can't tell unless I tell them, and even then people find it hard to notice it.
 

Cherry Cola

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Having awful spelling and grammar. Oh wait, that was you [sub]little joke there[/sub]

I started dating my ex-girlfriend again... for the third time.
 

theultimateend

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I occasionally fail miserably at trying to act human. I realize I am human and frankly from a cognitive standpoint I'm not that weird but...I have so much trouble understanding people sometimes.

Anytime I have a discussion with someone who isn't a skeptic I get headaches. I don't mean that metaphorically either. I think it is a Pavlovian response to really stupid responses. Like when I tell someone they are exhibiting classic signs of something (excitedly because I've noticed) and they try to counter the point by exhibiting those responses but this time in all caps (if online) or really loud if in person.

Regardless I think the joke is on me and I realize that.
 

carlisn

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I got annoyed at my 120-Euro touch screen Samsung phone because it seemed reluctant to scroll down the fudging page, and when it did decide to scroll down, the tiny, tiny bit of my fingernail tapped something else non the screen, thus making me waddle through a hundred more files...and then I threw it at the door and somehow the screen managed to break...

As for the dumbest, I thought it would be fun to break into a construction site with my friends.
 

Queen Michael

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In an essay, I accidentally wrote "Holocaust deniers, that is, people who deny that the Holocaust of Nazi Germany never happened". Can you tell which letter is misplaced?
 

2012 Wont Happen

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Well, one time I stole a box of wine out of someone I know's fridge in their back yard- and I don't even drink. So my friend with me that does drink got on the ground and I held it over him. I said "are you ready" and without waiting turned on the tap. It got all in his eye. Then we did some even more questionable stuff that I'm not comfortable discussing here.
 

Caligulove

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I once was drunk with friends and smacked who I thought was my girlfriend's ass... nooooope. Turned out it was my RA... that was bad
 

x0ny

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We got a delivery of Salt at the restaurant and I accidently poured it into the MSG bin.
 

Dark Knifer

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Well I punched a guy through a window... Didn't have to pay for the stiches but it was quite stupid...
 

Cherry Cola

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TheNamlessGuy said:
For some reason I shoved the seed of an olive into my nose when I was like 7.

It wouldn't come out...
I see your olive in a nose and raise you with a rubber inside my ear!

I had to go to the emergency room.
 

Crimsanon

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I asked a girl who had a painfully obvious (to everyone but me) crush on me why, and I quote, "The only girls who were interested in me were the one ones I had absolutely zero interest in?" Yeah.