What is your Current Facebook Status?

[LightspeedJack]

"I don't get Twilight. Last time I broke into a girls bedroom she gave me a restraining order."

 

[Angerwing]

"Shit, my back and neck are actually fucked up right now. Can barely move. Downed a fistful of painkillers, no use. What do?"

Put up fairly recently. Owie

 

[Crayzor]

"Enjoyed myself tonight. Jagerbombs are awesome "

Me and my friends went out drinking for someone's birthday a few days ago. Haven't updated since.

 

[Beartrucci]

"There's only one logical explanation for this, someone went and made a soccer mod for StarCraft."

And a few before that raging pretty hard because Greece just lost to Korea in the World Cup.

Someone took a certain half lings joke.

I don't update my status all that much.

I'm surprised Korea didn't try the Zerg Rush on Greece. Greece were playing that shit that it would of worked.

 

[Ghostkai]

"I wish they would ban those fucking horns at the England game, can barely watch the Korean game without 'mute' on."

 

[Kukakkau]

Mines "Almost a whole month since my first exam and still no results..."

It's a month tomorrow and every other university has got their results back - pissed off

 

[Cyaneed]

Mines "Internet is strange today"

 

[Summerstorm]

What is this "PHASE-BUK" you HUGH-MANS talk about?

Seriously though: I do not use it, will NEVER use it. And i was never even on that site.

 

[Senor Smoke21]

"germans in mexico, taking over tonight"

Electric Six is the best band evar.

Dam right they are!

Mine is currently: "We gotta' get some medicine for the computer machine!"

 

[Dapsen]

Sorry mate it's in danish, so there isn't much use of putting it up on the Escapist.

But I can tell you that it's about the download festival, and how awesome it was

 

[Slaanax]

OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! War For Cybertron Demo is on X-box 360 right now!on Thursday

 

[Silver Patriot]

James Burnside: "I am holding the receipt that dictates that I have just preordered a copy of Halo: Reach Legendary Edition. This truly is the most beautiful little piece of paper I've ever seen in my life."

That would be mine, but I have no facebook to speak of.


So, Facebook Status: ". . . . . . ."

 

[thebestaround21]

the best song ever! Carload of Farts!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG-bDvns1Z8

 

[Private Custard]

I've just switched Big Brother on, and after only ONE MINUTE, I've decided that the single most entertaining thing that can happen this series involves a breaching charge on the diary room door, a couple of flashbangs and a SWAT team fueled by cocaine and bulls testosterone extract.

 

[interspark]

Wait... if this is called the status, where are all the pokemon jokes?

lots of things have statuses!

 

[Tomster595]

"Ah, I needed that" It's supposed to be vague, but I'll let you in on it. It was a response to my first Kiss last night =D

 

[Trogdor1138]

Lately I've been just updating the progress of post-production of my new film in the last few days (color correction and cgi and stuff, just so the community knows).