What is your cutie mark?

[SPARTANXIII]

You mean like this:

Thanks to you, some of us have just spent the last five minutes staring at an adolesent's backside.

Well done.

Well, if it helps ruin the mood:

 

[MercurySteam]

A pair of lyrium breasts would suit me well.

 

[verdant monkai]

Another ARSE with a smaller arse on that arse, with a smaller arse on that arse, with a smaller arse on that arse, with a smaller arse on that arse, with a smaller arse on that arse, with a smaller arse on that arse, with a smaller arse on that arse, with a.. oh you get the idea.

Think how stressful that would be to look at.

on the other hand though, if you have an ass fetish....

No I dont think an ass fetish would be REALISTIC enough for me it's too silly.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I don't know, not big on the whole pony thing. I suppose if I were to hazard a guess I would say a yin-yang symbol.

 

[Aidinthel]

I am not welcome in the pony forest

Not even the ponies like going into the Everfree Forest, so that's not a big loss. You might have a place in the Royal Guard, though.


New page (No I didn't miss one, shut up!), new Escapist MLP user group link:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/MLP-Friendship-is-Magic
I recommend that anyone who joins uncheck "Chat Notifications" when prompted, as group chat tends to be quite active.

 

[Dango]

A pen, since writing is my only real skill.

 

[RaikuFA]

Your special talent is to extremely creepy and prone to being smashed under a newspaper?

Nope, my talent is to store venom in my modified legs, which I can detach at will.

Well, I guess that could come in handy

Spoiler: obligatory picture

Where is that from. I've seen it around this site quite a lot.

 

[Thespian]

My current avatar, actually. As a symbol of my love for theatrics and secrecy

 

[Rose and Thorn]

I would have a Thorn covered Rose of course.

 

[White-Death]

This, because it looks awesome.
I dunno, when I look at it, it just screams; ''HOLY SHIT THAT REMINDS ME OF ME''

Spoiler

 

[Leemaster777]

Oh wow, I haven't checked this topic since yesterday. I thought for sure it was dead and buried.

And, with (relatively) minimal thread derailment and hating? Gold star, Escapist.

 

[Evil Smurf]

My special talent is that i can predict the past so
my cutie mark is cornflakes
actually dafuq is a cutie mark?
and why are so many bronies so far up their own ass :L?

not a brony actualy, You can talk about horses and not be a brony. Just like you

 

[Aidinthel]

Oh wow, I haven't checked this topic since yesterday. I thought for sure it was dead and buried.

And, with (relatively) minimal thread derailment and hating? Gold star, Escapist.

Congratulations, sir, you've made a pony thread that did not descend into flames. You win a hug from the pony of your choice.

Spoiler

 

[Lazy Kitty]

My cutiemark?

This.

Spoiler

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Oh wow, I haven't checked this topic since yesterday. I thought for sure it was dead and buried.

And, with (relatively) minimal thread derailment and hating? Gold star, Escapist.

Congratulations, sir, you've made a pony thread that did not descend into flames. You win a hug from the pony of your choice.

Spoiler

You sick bastard! How can you expect him to pick only ONE!

 

[Rooster893]

Spoiler

Being a radio DJ is what I want to do.

 

[Leemaster777]

Oh wow, I haven't checked this topic since yesterday. I thought for sure it was dead and buried.

And, with (relatively) minimal thread derailment and hating? Gold star, Escapist.

Congratulations, sir, you've made a pony thread that did not descend into flames. You win a hug from the pony of your choice.

Spoiler

Wait... only... one... why...


But, yes, I must admit that I had a somewhat devious hidden motive in making this thread. I see threads all the time like "What is your avatar" or "What is your theme song" or things of that nature. This thread is basically a variation on that theme.

I wanted to see if I could make a pony thread where ANYONE could make a meaningful addition to it, whether or not they actually LIKED the show. If the thread descended into trolling and thread derailment without any discussion of the actual topic, then it would show that pony threads on the Escapist are doomed by their very nature.

But, yay, great success!

 

[Aidinthel]

You sick bastard! How can you expect him to pick only ONE!

Wait... only... one... why...

The portal to Equestria is highly unstable, and requires truly staggering amounts of energy to maintain. I can only keep it open long enough for a single hug.

 

[ChocoFace]

the Libra scales with groucho marx glasses on them.
It would look ugly as all hell, but that would pretty much be a perfect representation of what i'm all about: fairness and humor.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

You sick bastard! How can you expect him to pick only ONE!

Wait... only... one... why...

The portal to Equestria is highly unstable, and requires truly staggering amounts of energy to maintain. I can only keep it open long enough for a single hug.

But, a single hug is only about 2-3 seconds! I would want to hug Fluttershy for longer than that! Why is this world so cruel!