What is your excuse for team killing?

[Ithera]

I don't teamkill, and i seldom play on servers or with people who do. In the past I have snapped,but only when severely provoked (repeated tk's in spawn). I have also been known to execute incompetent AI's who repeatedly insist on making my life miserable.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

I'll team kill if there's an annoying kid insulting everyone and throwing racial slurs at every corner. It's funny hearing the annoying little asshole scream and cry after being killed the 10th time.

Of course there are moments when I team kill "for the lulz".

Also, fuck parents for unleashing their little shits upon the internet.

(As you can see, I'm pissed and not in a good mood. Ignore my incoherent rambling)

 

[Josh123914]

SORRY BUT THIS IS GONNA BE TOLD IN A WAY YOUR GREAT GAND-PARENTS TALK(I can't help it)
This reminds me of the time I was playing Uncharted 2(and I still do!)and a guy on my team wasn't playing so I threw a grenade at him and it didn't explode so I spent the next 5 minutes thowing grenades at him until the guy had literally DOZENS of un exploded grenades at his feet, so I sniped a bit and since any grenades around the guy wouldn't explode I was safe, UNTIL about 10 minutes later someone in my team walked over to check it out and the second he came into damage distance of me... BOOM and my screen froze up due to the amount of explosives on screen but when it came back it said I was kicked for team killing AND I lost a rank for not finishing the match.

 

[Tuddle]

Mine is "you scared me".

 

[QuickDEMOL1SHER]

I do on purpose sometimes and when I do the reason that pops up every time is that we are all assholes.

As a great game critic once said "People are shit. You are shit, I am shit, the world is shit."
And I see no reason not to shoot a steaming pile of shit.

 

[Sieg Firebrand]

I really wanted to use that turret

 

[dazed871]

The only time I'd team kill on purpose is when the other player deserves every bit of it, so I don't need an excuse.

 

[Vianyte]

For the lulz [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9LuLbjU_GE]

 

[LordGarbageMan]

Yeah I did it, kid was a prick.

 

[Doc Cannon]

Teamkilling bastards, stupid bots. I haven't found any other reason to do that.

 

[Deleric]

I team kill in games with no friends (Or games with all friends), but only when I'm about to leave. Getting kicked out is fun.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

Well one time my friends and I did this when we had a CoD2 server we seen who could get the most team kills. We all got some where around the 200ish then we put tk on reflect to mix it up after we got bored of standard teamkill.

 

[Summerspeak]

I guess my only excuse would be; He/She shot me first. And even then it would be as the result of no accident shot just "he/she can" shot.

 

[ZeroFusion]

because if they aren't smart enough to realize they shouldn't walk in front of a person charging a spartan laser or using a sniper rifle then they deserve it

 

[kato89]

If you're an arrogant fuck, I'm likely to put a bullet in your head, even if you're on my team.
If you're impeding my progress, I'm likely to put a bullet in your head, even if you're on my team.
If I'm drunk, I'm unfortunately likely to put a bullet in your head, even if you're on my team.
If you're a 13 year old with an incredibly piercing, high pitched voice that interchanges every second word with either "Fuck", or "******", then I will put a bullet in your head, even if you're on my team.

Those are my excuses.

I agree completely, with the only difference being that if I am drunk, I will try to put a bullet in your head, but will probably fail hardcore.

 

[MortisLegio]

Payback, they tried to kill a friend of mine, they are cheating(glitching,Hacking,ect...) or they are yelling at me due to something that was their fault