What is your favorite insult?

[Torrasque]

So... What is it?
My favorite is: "You cock juggling THUNDER ****!"
It is from Blade 3 and said by Ryan Reynolds
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*its @ 4:28*

Feel free to include a clip of someone saying it if you like.
I imagine there will be more than a few Brian Blessed clips, lol

 

[CruisingForBiddies]

I do enjoy calling someone a good ol' fashioned 'fuck' every now and again I must say.

 

[Heronblade]

I tend to swap between moron and idiot for the most part. Not incredibly colorful, but often accurate.

 

[SckizoBoy]

It's not that much of an insult, but I tend to call certain people 'philistines'

...

Before checking if they understand the irony of it...

 

[RJ 17]

Mine's a toss up between cock-breath and fig-nuts.

 

[TheRookie8]

When someone is shouting or complaining, I just say...

"Any child can make noise."

Actually sets them off even more.

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

"You ain't got shit on me! BAM! SPRINKLE SPRINKLE BITCHES!!"

 

[Daystar Clarion]

'Berk'

It's short, it's sweet, it's incredibly British.

 

[Blunderboy]

'Berk'

It's short, it's sweet, it's incredibly British.

And makes me think of this chap.

OT - It vaires, but you can't really go wrong with

Spoiler: Very strong language

****.

 

[mikey7339]

Everyone who ever loved you was wrong.

 

[jockslap]

Gah ever since swearing was (kinda) outlawed, these threads have become so bloody tempting.

for a more PG ish one...I think calling someone an embarrassment typically gets the point across.

 

[Scarim Coral]

To me it got to be the French in Money Python and the Holy Grail

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

'Spanner' if I'm in polite company. 'Fuck-tard' if I'm not.

Sorry OP, but I can't think of any clips off the top of my head.

 

[Rikkano]

To me it got to be the French in Money Python and the Hoil Grail

Exactly my thoughts.

 

[dslatch]

Glue bag, is that one fun or what?

 

[RaffB]

May all your itches be unreachable, all your food too salty and may you get an embarrassing rash in an awkward orifice...


God that's fun to say to people.