So, to spite the recent surge of negative topics, I have decided to contribute to the small stream of positive topics here on these fine forums, with a candid question for you:
What, oh my dear escapees, is your favourite candy bar?
Please add a nice, fitting description as to why it is your favourite candy-bar, preferably including humour and fun and excluding depression, tears, crushing anxiety and, if at all possible, lame nutricient facts.
[sub]Since I hope to get diverse responses, I shall not sully this thread with a poll[/sub]
And for good measure, I shall go first:
By far my favourite candy bar is the Lion bar, manufactured by nestle:
It's all caramel-waffer-chocolate-covered-goodness with added rice crispies for texture AND AWESOMENESS, packaged in a badass as fuck wrapper with a fucking lion, damn right a fucking lion, roaring at you for not immediately devouring this sweet snack on it.
You better believe this is the superior candy bar, since it will get you hooked and craving more of it's feral goodness.
The only way this could be any better is if it was served by scarecly clad hot chicks (or guys, depending on your sexual orientation, because Lion bar sure as fuck doesn't judge).
OH WAIT, IT IS:
Of course, your answer is just as valid as mine.
[sub][sub]Although, if you pick any other candy bar, you are clearly wrong[/sub][/sub]
What, oh my dear escapees, is your favourite candy bar?
Please add a nice, fitting description as to why it is your favourite candy-bar, preferably including humour and fun and excluding depression, tears, crushing anxiety and, if at all possible, lame nutricient facts.
[sub]Since I hope to get diverse responses, I shall not sully this thread with a poll[/sub]
And for good measure, I shall go first:
By far my favourite candy bar is the Lion bar, manufactured by nestle:
It's all caramel-waffer-chocolate-covered-goodness with added rice crispies for texture AND AWESOMENESS, packaged in a badass as fuck wrapper with a fucking lion, damn right a fucking lion, roaring at you for not immediately devouring this sweet snack on it.
You better believe this is the superior candy bar, since it will get you hooked and craving more of it's feral goodness.
The only way this could be any better is if it was served by scarecly clad hot chicks (or guys, depending on your sexual orientation, because Lion bar sure as fuck doesn't judge).
OH WAIT, IT IS:
Of course, your answer is just as valid as mine.
[sub][sub]Although, if you pick any other candy bar, you are clearly wrong[/sub][/sub]
It's like two candy bars in one!
