What is your favourite quote/analogy/quips from Yahtzee?
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"If you're new to this series, let me briefly summarize my feelings with Japanese rpgs: AAAAAAAAUUUUUUHHHHHIIIIIIAUUUUUUUUUHHHHIIIIIIII RRRRHHEEEAAAAAAHHHHHIIIIIII!!!!!!!!! And every single one of them is about androgynous teenagers killing Satan."
From the Valkyria Chronicles review.
From the Valkyria Chronicles review.
"Innovation is to the Tomb Raider games as a Cheeseburger is to a lactose-intolerant Hindu."
makes me lol to this day!
makes me lol to this day!
MGS4
"Anyway Solid Snake is tasked with the assassination of his evil clone brother, who is dead, but lives on in his possessed arm which was crafted onto the body of OH CHRIST I CAN'T GO ON THIS SHIT IS BANANAS!" I love this quote.
Heres another quote I love from Mailbag showdown:
"By the way, its alright you can swear on the internet, your mum isn't properly going to read it, I know because shes too busy being fucked by me" LOLs were heard.
"Anyway Solid Snake is tasked with the assassination of his evil clone brother, who is dead, but lives on in his possessed arm which was crafted onto the body of OH CHRIST I CAN'T GO ON THIS SHIT IS BANANAS!" I love this quote.
This as well. Got me laughing so much.LITE992 said:
Heres another quote I love from Mailbag showdown:
"By the way, its alright you can swear on the internet, your mum isn't properly going to read it, I know because shes too busy being fucked by me" LOLs were heard.
F%^Ing Hell did anyone see THAT?! I am squirting Machismo out of my nipples over here! I am a monster truck that walks like a MAN!
I have one I love because its a bit philosophical
"A soceity when anyone can make a joke about anyone else and everyone laughs is a truly tolerant society"
The world could be revolutionised by that.
On a sillier note
"like when my little dipsh*t fairy friend said "F*CK ME, ITS COLD IN HERE"
That one really made me laugh.
"A soceity when anyone can make a joke about anyone else and everyone laughs is a truly tolerant society"
The world could be revolutionised by that.
On a sillier note
"like when my little dipsh*t fairy friend said "F*CK ME, ITS COLD IN HERE"
That one really made me laugh.
"Let me be as unambiguous as possible: MindJack is FUCKING... FUCKING... FUCKING... FUCKING... BAD... BAD... BAD... BAD. DON'T... DON'T... DON'T... DON'T... PLAY IT."
I use that line all the time myself. Hell, I said it yesterday when someone asked me what I thought of Repo! The Genetic Opera.
FUCKING... FUCKING... FUCKING... FUCKING...
I use that line all the time myself. Hell, I said it yesterday when someone asked me what I thought of Repo! The Genetic Opera.
FUCKING... FUCKING... FUCKING... FUCKING...
Never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be perfectly good pudding and you can spend all afternoon trying to convince people it's so, but no one's going to want to eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!
"That's not just idle fact, it's cold, hard speculation."
Tom Clancy's "Tom Clancy's H.A.W.X" by Tom Clancy.
Tom Clancy's "Tom Clancy's H.A.W.X" by Tom Clancy.
"'No' I replied, no I do not. I reject your stupid f**king gameplay lengthening World of Warcraft grind quests, and I'm sick of putting up with your bulls**t!" From Alone in the Dark.
I like to modify that phrase for whatever irritating class I have during a semester.
I like to modify that phrase for whatever irritating class I have during a semester.
My favorites.... let's see:
From F.3.A.R. "Psychic Psychic bendy spoons."
From CoJ: Bound in Blood "And no, for some reason I can't pronounce JUAREZ any other way."
From No More Heroes "God knows what would happen if you spread Branston Pickle on No More Heroes, probably the universe would end. AND IT WOULD BE AWESOME."
From Shadow of the Collosus "There's nothing else like it and it's just damn good. Damn damn good good damn good damn damn...... good."
and from Catherine "There's a moral choice type thing where in you answer questions based on your own expansive experience in relationships (snort)."
Did not quite get that last one right. Either way, those generally had me on the floor.
From F.3.A.R. "Psychic Psychic bendy spoons."
From CoJ: Bound in Blood "And no, for some reason I can't pronounce JUAREZ any other way."
From No More Heroes "God knows what would happen if you spread Branston Pickle on No More Heroes, probably the universe would end. AND IT WOULD BE AWESOME."
From Shadow of the Collosus "There's nothing else like it and it's just damn good. Damn damn good good damn good damn damn...... good."
and from Catherine "There's a moral choice type thing where in you answer questions based on your own expansive experience in relationships (snort)."
Did not quite get that last one right. Either way, those generally had me on the floor.