what is your gun and what does it shoot

[Dark Knifer]

My gun is in my pants and it shoots

Glad I'm not the only one who thought of that joke...

OT: An automatic rifle that shoots out pissed off flaming lions.

 

[Gluzzbung]

My gun is rapture and it shoots Big Daddies for its anti-armour rounds and Big sisters for it's anti-infantry rounds. It looks like a golf club however, and it reloads by you hitting Andrew Ryan.

 

[DefunctTheory]

...Really?

I knew some pretty dumb people in the Army. But most of the time, they gave them M4s, so at the very least they could accidentally shoot themselves before they took out someone else.

Then again, I've NEVER seen that thing. Rangers use it?

Not sure about who use it in the US (I'm told they use it most for "bunker-busting.." and lightly armored stuff) but the equivalent of rangers here use it but so does the average infantry unit. (Every army needs something to feed the enemies guns with, and it's own artillery for that matter...)
If you want to "test" it virtually Battlefield: BC 2 has it.
But you can never get the "feeling" since it squash-stretch you in a very interesting way. Normal 'splosions just doesn't get it right.
And a fair warning do not have a cold, or you might have to wash your face from the stuff that used to be in your nose...

Wikipedia says US Rangers use them, but I've never seen anyone wearing a US flag use anything other then AT4s and LAWs.

But, of course, pictures prove me wrong.

Way to go, US generals. Wave weapons globalization in our faces when we ***** about the M4, but go hog wild when it comes to obsolete recoilless rifles.

 

[Poster1234]

I think I'll go with a little something I designed for a roleplaying session a wjile ago.

A trumpet from Jericho, one of those used by the Jews to have the city collapse. Also, got blessed by the power of God so it can turn into any other instrument (it's currently an electric guitar mixed with an axe) and causes earthquakes when you play it.

Also, did I mention my players had to get it from an actual demon and that it is now in the custody of my own character : a 400-years-old vampire ?

That thing is made of win.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

My gun?

Spoiler

This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

 

[E-Penguin]

im sorry, what was that? i couldnt hear your rifle over the sound of my chainsaw ripping you a new hole

(also to those with 5.56 NATO, a 7.62mm or 6.8mm would be a better choice)

I was ninjaed? Not entirely.

Anyway, my weapon is a BAZOOKA THAT SHOOTS CHAINSAWS THAT EXPLODE.

Available for download here:
http://www.fallout3nexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=10232

 

[Voodoomancer]

My gun is a cannon that shoots crocodiles. That fire heat-seeking killer bees, ensuring that there is no escape.

 

[twaddle]

Shaped like a sword about 2.5 meters long half a meter wide with 3 handles that the blade splits right down the middle the blade splits to to fire a cannon like plasma burst. It can be modified to smaller but more rapid fire plasma burst.

 

[TheDarklite]

My gun is a spaceship. That shoots smaller spaceships. Which in turn, shoot even smaller spaceships. See a pattern yet?

 

[souper soup guy]

My gun is a cannon that shoots crocodiles. That fire heat-seeking killer bees, ensuring that there is no escape.

Bees, My God.

Any way my weapon would be a pistol that fires good comedians, any one whos shooting at me will just stop and laugh.

 

[DarkRyter]

My gun is a revolver that shoots dinosaurs.

Mess with me, deinonychus to the face.

 

[chiMmy]

Shaped like a sword about 2.5 meters long half a meter wide with 3 handles that the blade splits right down the middle the blade splits to to fire a cannon like plasma burst. It can be modified to smaller but more rapid fire plasma burst.

Aww, I wanted that gun. Give it to me!

So I was thinking of a Gunblade but instead of shooting regular bullets it would fire a Deathstar-kind of beam.

But since (s)he already took it I'm gonna ponder over another one.

 

[Proverbial Jon]

My gun is made from kittens and puppies held together by sunshine and it fires rainbows of love and understanding...

 

[Generalissimo]

my gun creates a quantum singularity at the target location, sucking it into a miniture black hole. there is no defence against the infinite gravity of a black hole.

 

[Gimelbub]

My friends and I came up with an idea for a giant revolver in the sky that shoots metal-encased Popes. It takes a crew of five men just to open the cylinder. We called it the Hand of God.

That's not really a gun, so I'll also suggest a pair of USP Matches that shoot purple lightning bolts.

 

[BlueMage]

My gun shoots space marines equipped with power fists...and beards.

Yours is an Angry Marine launcher?

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

Ed Brown Custom Kobra Carry 1911. Hands down one of the best guns ive ever handled, carried, or fired. Its a fantastic weapon.