What is your Motto?

[Zanderinfal]

Either
"You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!"- Courtesy of Mr Garison.

or

"When life gives you lemons, crush the lemons with a golf club and record it with a slo-motion camera."-Courtesy of some YouTuber I forget the name of.

 

[Zanderinfal]

Ce Serai Amusant. I say it all the time. Translates to: This will be amusing.

/Thread.
Capatcha: shorter ssssigneeee
WTF?!

 

[DevilWolf47]

My motto?

"Fuck hope."
--George Carlin

I've been cynical for almost all 28 years of my miserable life. It makes life a lot easier believe it or not. I fully expect everyone to try and screw me over and for everything to suck, and as a result i can only be pleasantly surprised. It worked out really well!

Oh sure people say it lead to me being psychotic, having absolutely no emotional response to seeing people who died horribly, but some can fuck off before i decide to eat them.
...wait, that didn't come out right...

 

[Dapsen]

"Man who drops watch in toilet. Bound to have shitty time" -JK.
"Man who stand on toilet. High on pot" -Super JK!

OT: "I dunno, lol". I say it all the time, because I either cannot be arsed to help some poor idiot, or because I dont want to boot up my brain and think up an answer, to whatever Im being asked. Or because I dont know, but thats rarely the case xD.

 

[Big Cat]

My motto is drive fast die last.

 

[FalloutJack]

Hooray for psychosis!

 

[The Man With the Soap]

"Do or die!"

 

[Warlord211]

"If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything"
I first heard that in that stupid movie "Sucker Punch" but it was in a song before that.

 

[Ir0n Squid]

"To each their own."

 

[LFC Scouser]

You've got to share You've got to care

but really my motto is if you are better at something then someone else you don't have to be a dick about it.

Edit: Also this is a good one based off someone else's but whatever. Don't go in caves, bears live in caves, and bears are crazy

lifelong advice that can be used in almost any situation and can create awesome fun by using it out of context.

 

[101flyboy]

You get what you give.

 

[TwistedEllipses]

"He who dares, whines"

 

[VincentR]

Once of the many in-jokes (although you can probably ascertain the meaning behind it) me and my friends repeat ad-nauseum (sp?) is: "I liked her shoes." "She was wearing shoes?"

 

[crudus]

I have officially made this my new motto

"Biting is excellent! It's like kissing, only there's a winner".

 

[hobohazard]

"words are actions"
simpel and true

 

[XHolySmokesX]

If you never try, you will never succeed ^_^

trying is the first step towards failure

Failure is no worse than not taking action, but success if far more worthy of action

However... i'm not the best at enforcing this, i need to get it in my head that you cannot get by in life by proving to yourself that your better off not trying. the only place that gets you is social reclusion, and i think everyone would agree that sacrificing a litle intelligence for social fluidity and comfort is a very worth while trade in the persuit of happiness. =)

maybe, maybe i was not 100% serious, but i don´t agree aboute that not taking action≤ failure.

i got the not 100% serious, may have been a bit too serious myself =P

I agree that this is not an absolute, even though it may have sounded like i did think that lol.
Like if you in a situation where you can run into a room full of armed mobsters for whatever reason or get out of there, i recon it's probably best not to take action =P

 

[Fetzenfisch]

"Fuck it"
My life and the first 2 seasons of skins prove it works.

 

[rodeolifant]

Crush your enemies. See them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.