What Is Your Pornstar Name?

[The Great JT]

Cpt. Cock, the Sexual Superhero.

 

[Doomhammer828]

Joystick

 

[slipknot4]

Fist .n Powers

 

[Keepitclean]

same as my escpapist name

 

[Xojins]

Rodzilla!

 

[Bernzz]

The name of pet + name of street makes me:

Oscar Lyons

Hmmm...

 

[zauxz]

Mr Bon Dage.

 

[TheMatt]

Adamantite Rod

 

[Nieroshai]

Hung Lo

 

[ace_of_something]

Tom Ahawk or something equally stupid.

I'm pretty sure it'd have to be something more fantasitcally racist than that if minority porn stars names are any indication.

 

[Zenode]

the normal thing I've heard is

The Name of your first Pet + The name of the street you grew up on

So I get

Tuffy Simkin.

Damn that's sexy.

Ok so i would have.....

Jack Doff??? (im not kidding)

 

[Random Argument Man]

Mike Hawk. Spell it. You'll laugh.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Gypsy Fitzgerald...and his band of merry men.

 

[iron codpiece]

Tom Ahawk or something equally stupid.

I'm pretty sure it'd have to be something more fantasitcally racist than that if minority porn stars names are any indication.

What like Tom Totempole? Or Cheif Money Shot? or Markus Hanging Stick?

Something like that?

 

[Smitty of the Tolchocks]

Woody Longbone?-----Buster Cherry?---Vlad the Rod God(make it rhyme)---Scooby Do---
---Sir Dix A Lot---Cap'n Pirate Aye---Ol' Dirty Sanchez

jeez this stuff writes itself,for good or ill.

 

[Jim Grim]

The Man With Two Penises.

Y'know, it's kindda theatrical.

 

[Kajin]

Boomerang Wang.

No, I do not want to go into detail.

 

[data_not_found]

Dick Nukem.

Eh? Eh? Anybody?