Kansas here.
First off, this seems Relevant. Its a list of humorous state Mottos my Econ teacher found, based on the stereotypes of each state.
Anyway, I have heard two big ones:
1) "We are abunch of Republican, Conservative Chirstians that take after WBC, and that we all hate minorities and women."- 1/3 of that is true. Yes, statistically most of us are Republican and Christian (with Lutheran being the main sect). The only part of the state that EVER votes Democrat is Lawerence, which is why the town of Liberal, Kansas is my favorite oxymoron. However, the rest is false. Hell, the "hating minorities and women" thing is laughably false, especially if you look at our history. You women like voting? That was the 19th Amendment. Know who proposed it? A Kansas Senator. We were also one of the only states with Full Suffrage for EVERYONE, regradless of Race or sex, before any amendments said otherwise.
2) "We are technologically backward and the 'Wizard of Oz' was filmed in modern day Kansas."
Kansas City, Kansas/Missouri-Most Modern City Population:145,786 (on Kansas side)
Topeka, Kansas-Our State Capital Population:127,473
Wichita, Kansas-Headquarters of Boeing Aircraft, Koch Industries, and many other heavy industries. Largest City in State Population:382,368
Manhattan, Kansas-My Hometown Population:52,281
Liberal, Kansas-My Favorite oxymoron Population:20,525
But even if it has some problems, I still would rahter live nowhere else then the Midwest or South. For anyone who says otherwise, this is my response:
First off, this seems Relevant. Its a list of humorous state Mottos my Econ teacher found, based on the stereotypes of each state.
1) Alabama: Hell Yes, We have Electrictiy
2) Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos cant be wrong!
3) Arizona: But its a dry heat
4) Arkansas: Literacy aint everything
5) California: By 30, our women have more plastic than your Honda
6) Colorado: If you dont ski, dont bother
7) Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, only the Kennedys dont own it yet
8) Delware: We really do like the chemicals in our water
9) Florida: Ask about our grandchildren
10) Georgia: Putting the "fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
11) Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru *Translate: Death to Mainland Scum, but leave your money*
12) Idaho: More than just potatos.....Okay, we're not. But the Potatos are good.
13) Illinois: Please dont pronounce the "S"
14) Indiana: 2 Billion Years tidal wave free
15) Iowa: We Do Amazing Things with Corn
16) Kansas: First of the Rectangle States
17) Kentucky: 5,000,000 people, 15 last names.
18) Louisiana: We're not ALL drunk cajun wackos, thats just our tourism campain
19) Maine: We're really cold, but we have cheap lobster
20) Maryland: If you can dream it, we can tax it
21) Massachusetts: Our taxes are lower than Swedens (for most brackets)
22) Michigan: First line of Defense from the Canadians
23) Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes....and 10,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
24) Mississippi: Come and Feel better about your own state.
25) Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief tax dollars at work
26) Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and very little else
27) Nebraska: Ask about our state motto contest
28) Nevada: Hookers and Poker!!
29) New Hampshire: Go away and leave us alone
30) New Jersey: You want a #$%^ing state motto?! I got yer #$%^ing state motto right here!!
31) New Mexico: Lizards make excellent pets
32) New York: You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney........
33) North Carolina: Tobacco is a vegetable
34) North Dakota: We Really are one of the 50 states
35) Ohio: At least we arent Michigan
36) Oklahoma: Like the play, only no singing
37) Oregon: Spotted Owl...its whats for dinner
38) Pennsylvania: Cook with Coal
39) Rhode Island: We're not REALLY an island
40) South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We didnt really surrender >
41) South Dakota: Closer than North Dakota
42) Tennessee: You need our help where?
43) Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les *translate: Yes, I speak English*
44) Utah: Our Jesus is better than Your Jesus
45) Vermont: Yep......
46) Virginia: Who says Government stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels dont mix?
47) Washington (state): What Rain?
48) Washington (DC): Wanna be Mayor?
49) West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!
50) Wisconsin: Come cut the Cheese
51) Wyoming: Where men are men......and the sheep are scared!
2) Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos cant be wrong!
3) Arizona: But its a dry heat
4) Arkansas: Literacy aint everything
5) California: By 30, our women have more plastic than your Honda
6) Colorado: If you dont ski, dont bother
7) Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, only the Kennedys dont own it yet
8) Delware: We really do like the chemicals in our water
9) Florida: Ask about our grandchildren
10) Georgia: Putting the "fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
11) Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru *Translate: Death to Mainland Scum, but leave your money*
12) Idaho: More than just potatos.....Okay, we're not. But the Potatos are good.
13) Illinois: Please dont pronounce the "S"
14) Indiana: 2 Billion Years tidal wave free
15) Iowa: We Do Amazing Things with Corn
16) Kansas: First of the Rectangle States
17) Kentucky: 5,000,000 people, 15 last names.
18) Louisiana: We're not ALL drunk cajun wackos, thats just our tourism campain
19) Maine: We're really cold, but we have cheap lobster
20) Maryland: If you can dream it, we can tax it
21) Massachusetts: Our taxes are lower than Swedens (for most brackets)
22) Michigan: First line of Defense from the Canadians
23) Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes....and 10,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
24) Mississippi: Come and Feel better about your own state.
25) Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief tax dollars at work
26) Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and very little else
27) Nebraska: Ask about our state motto contest
28) Nevada: Hookers and Poker!!
29) New Hampshire: Go away and leave us alone
30) New Jersey: You want a #$%^ing state motto?! I got yer #$%^ing state motto right here!!
31) New Mexico: Lizards make excellent pets
32) New York: You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney........
33) North Carolina: Tobacco is a vegetable
34) North Dakota: We Really are one of the 50 states
35) Ohio: At least we arent Michigan
36) Oklahoma: Like the play, only no singing
37) Oregon: Spotted Owl...its whats for dinner
38) Pennsylvania: Cook with Coal
39) Rhode Island: We're not REALLY an island
40) South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We didnt really surrender >
41) South Dakota: Closer than North Dakota
42) Tennessee: You need our help where?
43) Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les *translate: Yes, I speak English*
44) Utah: Our Jesus is better than Your Jesus
45) Vermont: Yep......
46) Virginia: Who says Government stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels dont mix?
47) Washington (state): What Rain?
48) Washington (DC): Wanna be Mayor?
49) West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!
50) Wisconsin: Come cut the Cheese
51) Wyoming: Where men are men......and the sheep are scared!
Anyway, I have heard two big ones:
1) "We are abunch of Republican, Conservative Chirstians that take after WBC, and that we all hate minorities and women."- 1/3 of that is true. Yes, statistically most of us are Republican and Christian (with Lutheran being the main sect). The only part of the state that EVER votes Democrat is Lawerence, which is why the town of Liberal, Kansas is my favorite oxymoron. However, the rest is false. Hell, the "hating minorities and women" thing is laughably false, especially if you look at our history. You women like voting? That was the 19th Amendment. Know who proposed it? A Kansas Senator. We were also one of the only states with Full Suffrage for EVERYONE, regradless of Race or sex, before any amendments said otherwise.
2) "We are technologically backward and the 'Wizard of Oz' was filmed in modern day Kansas."
Kansas City, Kansas/Missouri-Most Modern City Population:145,786 (on Kansas side)
Topeka, Kansas-Our State Capital Population:127,473
Wichita, Kansas-Headquarters of Boeing Aircraft, Koch Industries, and many other heavy industries. Largest City in State Population:382,368
Manhattan, Kansas-My Hometown Population:52,281
Liberal, Kansas-My Favorite oxymoron Population:20,525
But even if it has some problems, I still would rahter live nowhere else then the Midwest or South. For anyone who says otherwise, this is my response: