What Is Your Wish?

[Blatherscythe]

Okay, say you've won a contests, rubbed a lamp, did a magic deal or something and I appeared and said that I would grant you a single wish. It can be anything from the possible, to the impossible. Post and I will then quote you and grant it, of course this is just fictional, but still, it's all good fun.

Now there are some rules to this. I has to be a single sentance, can't be a run on sentance and it has to be actually something you want.

So without further ado, let's get started.

 

[Sacman]

I want Deus Ex Human Revolution to be good...

 

[Benmonkey7]

I wish for world peace.

 

[YarnBarf]

I wish for everyone who wishes for world peace to be possessed with a fit of the giggles, followed by the disquieting conviction that someone is about to enter the room where they're sitting.

 

[Broken Boy]

I wish to be a girl.

 

[Jim From Accounting]

I wish for world peace.

i wish to make this wish invalid

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish for world peace.

Here's a rock, that counts as a world piece right?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I wish for Uwe Boll to stop making movies.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish for everyone who wishes for whirled peace to be possessed with a fit of the giggles, followed by the disquieting conviction that someone is about to enter the room where they're sitting.

Their houses are now filled with laughing gas, there's nothing but that gas in there. They shall suffocate.

 

[Yureina]

I wish for me to have the ability to change my appearance at will.

 

[AvsJoe]

I wish for a burger and fries, hold the pickles.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish for me to have the ability to change my appearance at will.

Your now a Chemeloen, or however you spell it.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish for Uwe Boll to stop making movies.

He's now been shot.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish for a burger and fries, hold the pickles.

Here's a McDonalds burger, enjoy sitting on the can for the next hour.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish to be a girl.

Your now strapped in a chair and are now going to recieve a sex change.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I wish for Uwe Boll to stop making movies.

He's now been shot.

Was he also decapitated, burned and then buried several lengths deep underground?

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish for Uwe Boll to stop making movies.

He's now been shot.

Was he also decapitated, burned and then buried several lengths deep underground?

I'll put it this way. He can't make any movies in the condition he's in.

 

[Jedoro]

I want a license to kill.

 

[johnsom]

I'd like to join the Q continuum.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I want Deus Ex Human Revolution to be good...

Sure, can't see a way to screw that up.