What kind of new L4D character's would you like to see?

BiggDoggJake

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gamma1234 said:
BiggDoggJake said:
Terrell Owens
And 3 other people that can keep their mouths shut.

There shall be 3 survivors.
I second the first choice.
The second? Chad Ochocinco.

The other two can keep their mouths shut.

TO is like a perpetual car alarm. The other 3 can walk around to the safe house while he kills them with his ego.
 

Hugh Wright

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Friend of mine and me were on a guided tour of the London Olympic site and thought it would make a great L4D area (high fences, choke points, canals, railways and malls), and the characters for it would be
1) Upper class English lass,
2) Chav, think "attack the block"
3) Glaswegian, possibly of Indian origin but with the accent.
3) Japanese tourist
No one would have a clue what the others were saying.
 

King of the Sandbox

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1. Common internet troll who, deep down, just wants acceptance.
2. A priest who doubts his faith in the face of the 'rapture' that is the Green Flu.
3. A CEO of a Fortune 500 company with serious guilt about his wealth, and how he attained it.
4.
 

Combustion Kevin

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I always thought I'd be funny if there was a military professional among the group bitching about indiscipline and irrelevant subject matters.
 

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Chainsaw_Chuck said:
I think the next game should have Keith (of L4D2 fame) and Chacago Ted (of L4D fame). I couldn't care less who the other two would be, unless they called the game "Left 2 Die." Then Valve wouldn't have to pay two more actors.
Oh man how I wish to know more about Keith and Chicago Ted.

Infamous one liners would include "The only real safe room is the room with Chicago Ted inside." and "Zombies don't infect Chicago Ted, Chicago Ted infects zombies. . . With death."
 

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deserteagleeye said:
Say you can pick the next 4 types of characters in a new L4D game. What would they be? My picks: The Nerd, the schizophrenic(Allows for some hilarious personality lines), the stripper, and the Hollywood actor. iverbor STS,
Firstly, schizophrenia isn't funny, though, yeah, it would be nice so see someone not neurotypical, if handled well.

Secondly, why must those all be four different people?

Why not have an aspiring actror, who in the meantime is supporting him/herself by stripping, who is neuro atypical and a bit geeky?

Though, only the last two would be really noticeable. Unless they are going to say "Hunter's got Bill...and FYI, I used to be a stripper" or something. You could argue that would be evidence of being neuro atypical, though, I guess.
 

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An ex soldier whose family was killed by the outbreak and who despiratly wants to die
An average teenage boy
A stripper/prostitute with a heart of gold
A hippie

Together, they fight crime... Er, I mean, Zombies.
 

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gamma1234 said:
BiggDoggJake said:
Terrell Owens
And 3 other people that can keep their mouths shut.

There shall be 3 survivors.
I second the first choice.
The second? Chad Ochocinco.

The other two can keep their mouths shut.
Neil Patrick Harris and Ross Noble (if you don't know who he is, google him) now nobody has to keep their mouth shut :D

OT: If five survivors were allowed, the primary characters of How I Met Your Mother (I just think they would be hilarious)

Or:

A kindly, yet merciless Spetznaz, a gurkha with a warriorish attitude, the witty and sarcastic British Royal Marine or SAS and finally the somewhat douchey but entertaining US Marine.

Gotta feel sorry for the zombies...
 

Isnack

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what about, a guy with a background in firearms, a black guy, a normal guy with a mysterious past, and a girl to mix it up.

oh wait...
 

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Batman.
Full disclosure, I haven't played L4D 1 or 2. However, I do not want to see characters in any game that can be summed up in a single phrase, or word. Except Batman. I want to beat the crap out of zombies with Batman.
 

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The mid 40s english literature professor from Britian.
The socially awkward lanky haired teenage metal head.
The soccor mum.
The soilder.
 

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-A former KGB operator named Ivan
-A douchey mercenary named Vince
-A kindhearted, easy-going canadian musician named Richard
-A young british doctor named Helen
Also, Keith, Louis, Chicago Ted, the L4D2 survivors, and Bill's ghost should appear in L4D3.
 

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SomeBritishDude said:
The mid 40s english literature professor from Britian.
The socially awkward lanky haired teenage metal head.
The soccor mum.
The soilder.
I vote for this.

Only the last one would be a soldier, not a soilder, and the third one would be a soccer mom.
 

Moonlight Butterfly

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A level headed and calm business man
A dorky mechanic
A stereotypical surfer
and a really pissed off teenage punk chick

Basically any group of people with the same personalities as the teenage mutant ninja turtles because we all know that's what works best with 4 people.
 

PanYue

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A mute.
An amish man.
A hippie.
A Chinese business man.

HILARITY ENSUES. Also, sucked in if you get the mute. You'll never get helped. =P
 

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vrbtny said:
SomeBritishDude said:
The mid 40s english literature professor from Britian.
The socially awkward lanky haired teenage metal head.
The soccor mum.
The soilder.
I vote for this.

Only the last one would be a soldier, not a soilder, and the third one would be a soccer mom.
I can't see that group dynamic working nearly as well as the soilder, soccor mum one, especially when you factor in the pre adolesens character and the teecher.
 

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A young plump sassy Hispanic woman who tells it like it is
A washed up old Irish boxer with something to prove
A rookie cop trying to escape his past
A scientist (Anatomy or Chemistry) trying to figure out how this all happened

I think this combo could work.
 

gamma1234

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binnsyboy said:
gamma1234 said:
BiggDoggJake said:
Terrell Owens
And 3 other people that can keep their mouths shut.

There shall be 3 survivors.
I second the first choice.
The second? Chad Ochocinco.

The other two can keep their mouths shut.
Neil Patrick Harris and Ross Noble (if you don't know who he is, google him) now nobody has to keep their mouth shut :D
OMG THAT WOULD BE AMAZING.

You've just won this thread.

See everyone? This guy wins. That's the end of it.