What kind of sex life do you have?

[Epic Fail 1977]

Got a 6 month old son who only seems to sleep when the wife sleeps, so infer from there.

Wait...does porn count? Lots and LOTS of porn??

8 month old first born son here, and my porn intake has dramatically increased as well. It's ridiculous! How can she think that the needs of a defenceless and completely dependant infant are more important than the needs of my penis!? Ugh, women!!

 

[Bifford]

None (paraplegic).

 

[JarinArenos]

Married.

So pretty much about as quiet as the single folks

 

[Paranoah]

Well me and my SO's sexlife have been rather stale lately we have tried spicing things up with roleplaying and costumes( wich has worked great) not really more to say other than sex isnt everything

 

[Aurora Firestorm]

Pretty awesome, actually. My SO and I are pretty darn compatible, and we both really like to experiment, so ever so often if we want to try something random, we just go with it.

 

[TakeyB0y2]

Virgin at 20.

I know for a fact I could lose it easily, but frankly I'm:

A) Too picky
B) Kinda afraid of sex
C) The idea of being promiscuous or having one-night stands, even if it's only one, makes me feel sick to my stomach for some reason.

Just can't find anyone who wants long-term relationship who I actually like.

 

[Delicious Anathema]

None.

I don't close myself, but I don't particularly break my back to get one either. My life does not revolve around holes.

 

[Death God]

Does a hand count as a girl? Then yes. If it hand is just a hand well.... I am up a river without a paddle.

 

[shrimpcel]

Been with my girlfriend for over two years now. So I guess I don't contribute to the "nerdz don't have sex" stereotype! Let's turn the tide, people!

 

[crusador90]

Non-existent.
Women are a waste of time.

 

[keneth231742]

It was a dry spell for a while then in the past two months 4 of my friends and I (three Women, two men), just ended up as FWB (Friends With Benefits)so sex has been consistent, and interesting to say the least. Not sure how long it will last, but we are having fun.

 

[Shinsei-J]

My sex life was stillborn...
It still hurts to talk about it.

 

[yookiwooki]

Went to study abroad while I was in a relationship. The sex life was pretty good before that.

Our relationship lasted like 3 weeks into the experience; the distance was just getting to be too much, and we were still going to be like 8 hours apart after I returned.

Now its been pretty quiet. I though that studying abroad was a big never ending sex fest, but my experience so far has been pretty tame as far as that goes. I guess the language barrier makes me more self conscious. Also, I've got a bit of a mental block about it left over from the breakup.

 

[Wado Rhyu]

recently friendzoned but working on a new thing. slowly getting there.

 

[TheScottishFella]

Non Existent.

I vary on my mood with it, sometimes I'm fine and cool with it and don't really mind, other times I just want to run up to the nearest girl and ask her out on a date.

To be fair, it's mostly a fault on my part, I can't stand the girls at my school due to their... eh... well, bitchiness. A day doesn't go by without a girl insulting another girl and it ending in tears, then said person in tears does the same the next day. Vicious cycle. At work? Well their probably too old to really go out with, I will probably trying to be less shy when I go to university.

 

[bojackx]

I've been regularly visiting this thread and only just realised I haven't posted yet. I mean, my sex life is non-existent like so many others, but it's still nice to contribute.

I'm more upset about not having ever had a relationship than not ever having had sex (I've just turned 19). I'd like to know how I could go out and make friends with other people, which I would have thought would come naturally once I got to uni, but since I ended up switching to another university just so I can commute from home and therefore have people to talk to, I'm clearly not meant for social interactions.

I just want to find myself a cute and compatible girl and I'd be fine, but since it's been over 2 years since I've even had feelings for a girl, I'm thinking it's going to be a while.

 

[ShadyGamer]

You need a girlfriend to have a sex life, and sadly I am without one.

It frustrates me sometimes. I just freeze whenever it comes to women.

Don't get me wrong...there are a few girls I'm attracted too, nice girls, and I can be charming when I need to, but I'm just too damn inexperienced to follow through.

 

[Libra]

There is none. Being closeted does that I guess. Though I don't feel like I'd actually have a chance, so might as well save the effort

 

[SpAc3man]

Pretty good I guess. Had my girlfriend tied to my bed with her belt last night which was fun. Although that will most likely be the only fun we have for the next few weeks while I have exams on. Because third year control systems theory is so much more interesting than sex. Those Nyquist plots are so sexy.

How's that for 1000 posts?