What loot do you drop?
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Another me, ready to continue fighting where the original died off. Each time you kill me another me spawns, I wield a +2 Spoon Of Revenge and wear +3 Snuggie Of Everliving.
Teleportation Crystal (unlimited teleports to anywhere) "A white crystal that glows with a dim radiance. A rare crystal that allows teleportation."
Lear'sFool's Jester Staff (Fortify Charisma +100, Barter +50, Jokecraft +100, Suave +100, Intelligence +100, Luck +150; Blunt Damage =1) "Just holding the famed staff makes you feel like a better person. Fool sure knew his way around the world, and this must be why."
Lear'sFool's Trilby (Fortify Charisma +15, Intelligence +15; Armor Level 2) "Fashionable. Keeps your head cool. Was worn by the personification of awesomeness. What else is there to say?"
Lear'sFool's Boots (Fortify Agility +100, Kick Damage +100; Armor Level 2) "Not even the Boots of Springheel Jak allow one to be more agile. Also allow you to literally knock someone's socks off."
T-Shirt "Just a normal t-shirt."
Trousers "A normal pair of trousers."
Bifocals (Fortify Perception +1) "Nice looking glasses that allow better sight."
Socks "Socks. Yawn. You can find them anywhere."
Pants "If you ripped these off of some dead person, your sick."
(5x)Newcastle Brown Ale "A cult favourite drink in England. Tasty and refreshing."
(~x)British Pounds Sterling "The currency of the United Kingdom, and the strongest in the world. Legal tender in the UK, and can be converted at a bank for big bucks in any other currency."
Lear'sFool's Jester Staff (Fortify Charisma +100, Barter +50, Jokecraft +100, Suave +100, Intelligence +100, Luck +150; Blunt Damage =1) "Just holding the famed staff makes you feel like a better person. Fool sure knew his way around the world, and this must be why."
Lear'sFool's Trilby (Fortify Charisma +15, Intelligence +15; Armor Level 2) "Fashionable. Keeps your head cool. Was worn by the personification of awesomeness. What else is there to say?"
Lear'sFool's Boots (Fortify Agility +100, Kick Damage +100; Armor Level 2) "Not even the Boots of Springheel Jak allow one to be more agile. Also allow you to literally knock someone's socks off."
T-Shirt "Just a normal t-shirt."
Trousers "A normal pair of trousers."
Bifocals (Fortify Perception +1) "Nice looking glasses that allow better sight."
Socks "Socks. Yawn. You can find them anywhere."
Pants "If you ripped these off of some dead person, your sick."
(5x)Newcastle Brown Ale "A cult favourite drink in England. Tasty and refreshing."
(~x)British Pounds Sterling "The currency of the United Kingdom, and the strongest in the world. Legal tender in the UK, and can be converted at a bank for big bucks in any other currency."
A pair of odd socks: One says "Wednesday 
" and the other says "Saturday "
Stupid unorganised socks, you're meant to help me remember which day it is grumble grumble...
" and the other says "Saturday "Stupid unorganised socks, you're meant to help me remember which day it is grumble grumble...
my body would erupt with a corrosive miasma that would creep indefinitely outwards warping the environment into nightmare fuel until [this is for the foolish protagonists to figure out.]
Tuesday Night Fever's loot table-
1. 5.11 Tactical brand black A.T.A.C. 8" Side-Zip combat boots
2. Proper brand woodland camouflage B.D.U. pants
3. T-shirt (could be either solid black, solid gray, band logo, movie logo, or game logo)
4. Gray "Mass Effect" N7 hoodie (only if cold outside)
5. Wallet (cash only if close to pay day)
6. Limited Edition "Firefly" Serenity key chain
7. Barely-functional 8-year-old Razr cellphone
1. 5.11 Tactical brand black A.T.A.C. 8" Side-Zip combat boots
2. Proper brand woodland camouflage B.D.U. pants
3. T-shirt (could be either solid black, solid gray, band logo, movie logo, or game logo)
4. Gray "Mass Effect" N7 hoodie (only if cold outside)
5. Wallet (cash only if close to pay day)
6. Limited Edition "Firefly" Serenity key chain
7. Barely-functional 8-year-old Razr cellphone
As some random MMORPG NPC that just so happens to be working on the wrong side of the fence when some stupid heroes decide to enter, I'd probably drop one or several of the following:
Common
- Ragged street clothes "A perfectly ordinary but also rather overused set of street clothes" (can be sold for money)
- Broken glasses "You even broke my glasses you asshat!" (can be sold for money)
- Leather Wallet "Credit cards and shit - who actually needs that?" (can be sold for money)
- Stack of books "They sure are big. Maybe you can use them as a blunt instrument?" (when equipped: deals 10 damage (physical))
Magical
- Ancient gaming rig "Might have been new 10 years ago"
(when equipped: deals 20 electrical damage and 5 fire damage on strike. Has a 5% chance of dealing the same amount of damage to you in the process)
- Avantgarde-music collection "Your ears bleed just from listening to it, leaving you in a completely disoriented state of mind" (When in inventory: +5 stamina and +2 intelligence -7 to perception)
- Oversized Keybelt "How can someone have so many keys? But they have to fit somewhere, right? You just have to try hard enough!" (When in inventory: Strength -2, increases chance of rare and magical drops by 1%)
Rare
- Physical Research Notes "You don't understand them, but they sure look important" (Starts quest: "Becoming a Mad Scientist")
Common
- Ragged street clothes "A perfectly ordinary but also rather overused set of street clothes" (can be sold for money)
- Broken glasses "You even broke my glasses you asshat!" (can be sold for money)
- Leather Wallet "Credit cards and shit - who actually needs that?" (can be sold for money)
- Stack of books "They sure are big. Maybe you can use them as a blunt instrument?" (when equipped: deals 10 damage (physical))
Magical
- Ancient gaming rig "Might have been new 10 years ago"
(when equipped: deals 20 electrical damage and 5 fire damage on strike. Has a 5% chance of dealing the same amount of damage to you in the process)
- Avantgarde-music collection "Your ears bleed just from listening to it, leaving you in a completely disoriented state of mind" (When in inventory: +5 stamina and +2 intelligence -7 to perception)
- Oversized Keybelt "How can someone have so many keys? But they have to fit somewhere, right? You just have to try hard enough!" (When in inventory: Strength -2, increases chance of rare and magical drops by 1%)
Rare
- Physical Research Notes "You don't understand them, but they sure look important" (Starts quest: "Becoming a Mad Scientist")
My loot drops are bugged. You'll see that one item you need, and receive achievement credit for picking it up, but it will not add itself to your inventory. (ie. the "Old Crafty" bug from Wrath of the Lich King)
Almost empty pack of cigarettes, my concealed carry, pocket knife, empty wallet, some worn out keys, and my custom zippo lighter that adds +100000 to coolness.
, some worn out keys, and my custom zippo lighter that adds +100000 to coolness.
