what makes YOU cry manly tears?

[Jonluw]

Nothing.
This comes awfully close though:

Spoiler: Possible Clannad spoilers

 

[Sarkule]

The first pokemon movie.

 

[Redworld13]

Numorous moments in the novel War and Peace, possibly the greatest novel ever...
Plus the last 3 years of my life, so many bad choices

 

[blacon]

Toy Story 3!

 

[Oisin XD]

Pixar. Toy Story 3, WALL-E, and Finding Nemo especially.

Not actually crying, just a lump in my throat.

Haven't cried for years... It's just pointless.

 

[ItsAChiaotzu]

Everything recently. It's really weird, I just cry very, very easily. The Spirit Carries On by Dream Theater is a *****.

 

[General_Potatoes]

I laugh a manly laugh when im slaughtering zombies in L4D > Oh wait. Wrong topic.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I don't. What if I get teleported to a desert.
I'd just feel like a jackass, wasting precious body fluids.

But tears are salty, so wouldn't it be good to lose some salt?

Salts are pretty vital, too. You also lose those in the desert, need to keep them up.

Just wasting all sorts of things with this crying bullshit.

 

[Vrach]

Cutting onions. Seriously always strip that plastic looking layer inside the onion before you go at it or your in for a world of hurt.

Dude, blender. Trust me. Or maybe not a blender, I have something that's just great for chopping up that stuff into little pieces, sort of a mini blender thingy or something. Works like a charm.

OT: Skyrim. Like - any fucking news about it. The preview article on Escapist, solely a reviewer describing his playing experience, a few details, I'm bloody welling up.

 

[similar.squirrel]

You called it, OP. Calvin and Hobbes and Big Fish are both tear-jerkers of the highest order, although I've never actually cried because of either. I also tend to get really emotional during scenes where the bad guys get what they had coming, an example being the power-armour scene from District 9. I usually end up laughing to myself, but I feel kind of weepy.

Also, getting dumped. Yep.

 

[cryogeist]

Well....alot of things do...this is the most recent though

Spoiler: Call me silly....but this

no really....listen to the whole thing...the way they sing the song...

 

[V1C3M4N]

I've cried at the end of Armageddon and Saving Private Ryan, nothing like some well acted male self sacrifice!

Also Toy Story 3, nothing like ending the Saga of my childhood.

 

[Sethzard]

At the end of a couple of Raymond E. Feist's books, at some pixar films, and at the most recent episode of fairy tail. I don't exactly cry, but I get a lump and can feel that if it gets more emotive I might.

 

[EinTheCorgi]

A lot of stupid crap makes me cry...though I cant think of any at the moment. Though I did have a dream where my 9 year old daughter was killed by a drunk driver...I sobbed for hours.

 

[Purplecoyote]

The movie Black Swan, and not just when I'm watching it, but for weeks after, in dark corners, telling myself it'll be ok...

 

[Quite_Insane]

What made everyone cry in Toy Story 3? I understand the furnace scene was kind of sad, but my eyes remained dry the whole movie.

OT: Whenever I see those animal abuse commercials I cry a few tears and have a sudden urge to hug my dog.

 

[YouBecame]

Schindlers List reduced me to manly waterfeatures. Seriously, I broke at the end so hard it was unreal.

BTW Onions don't work on me: contact lenses are AWESOME for cutting onions (note: small issue of having poor vision required)

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

The end of Cities in Flight. That was so sad.

 

[Flamezdudes]

Well, I just finished Clannad After Story.

That and the first series of Clannad made me get extremely watery eyes, but I haven't cried in a while. Seriously though, Clannad is frickin emotional man!

 

[Harbinger_]

The ending to "Where the Red Fern grows." It gets me literally every time. Being manly though I only cry one single tear just like in the movies.