When you get in a semi-heated debate with someone and after you definitively prove them wrong, they play it off like they never cared in the first place. I don't care that you're wrong, I care that you're shitty enough to try making me come across as an over analytic douche. Then I AM a douche for getting mad at them for invalidating me being correct. FUCK YOU
This doesn't happen too much, but the person I'm thinking of does it in such a way that it makes me rage. They also start half laughing and saying they don't care when proven wrong.
Oh I also hate when people criticize my taste in music in a snobby hipster shit way. I know you're infinitely wiser than I will ever be, just let me enjoy my John Williams soundtracks you prick. Btw, when you have the special autism that lets you memorize all the words to EVERY song, please, feel free to sing it in your head. I don't want to hear your shit voice dripping in my ears during good music.
Quit slurping your cereal and chewing with your mouth open or I'll crack your head. Do you know how disgusting that sounds? It literally makes me lose my appetite on the spot. I'm happy that you have a properly functioning digestive system, but I'll take your word for it, you don't have to show me.
If you get a perfect score on an exam that I just crashed and burned on, shove it in your backpack and pretend there wasn't a test. Knowing you got a better grade actually makes me feel WORSE about myself, so kindly shut the fuck up and continue sucking the teachers dick as always.
People that ask the same question over, and over, and over make me want to rip my ears off. If I don't give you an answer the first time, I'll tell you when I find out. Don't keep asking me every time you see my face enter the vicinity. When I do finally tell you an answer, don't ask me if I'm being serious you momo, you know damn well I was serious.
One last bit, if you're over sensitive to language and sexuality, go fuck your mother in the ass. It's 2012, you don't need to have an emotional breakdown from hearing a string of words. That's all they are, WORDS.
I guess I overreact too much, but I'm just being honest. This was good for venting my rage.