What movie action hero would you want watching your back?

[Shoggoth2588]

Terminator 2 era Governator

 

[geddydisciple]

I'd rock with Stallone any day of the week!

 

[imp_spittle]

Keanu Reeves. Whoa.

This. He has 50 machine pistols velcroed all over his body and he can fly.

Only in The Matrix. I grew up with Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, so when I think Keanu, I think a time-traveling phone booth. Or Keanu being gang-raped by a trio of half-naked vampire whores in Bram Stoker's Dracula.

On topic: Seems I'm not the only one that instantly thought of John McClane. Barring that choice, I think I'll go with...

Frylock. Nothing says awesome like a floating box of french fries with eye lasers.

 

[brtshstel]

I would pick Wolverine, and not the Hugh Jackman portrayal.

I want a guy who will fight beside me in a bar, and then drink with me when we're done kickin' ass.

 

[molester jester]

Steven Seagal, Watch just one of his films and you will know why

 

[rabidmidget]

Bruce Campbell.

I need no reasons.

His chin could defeat any threat

 

[mrx19869]

Steven Seagal, Watch just one of his films and you will know why

I like seagal however he runs like a girl.. even though he could snap my neck ...

 

[barguest]

Conan i guess or judge dred either one is fine lol

 

[Soxafloppin]

Superman, cus he beats the shit out of anything, anytime, anywhere.

 

[titanium turtle]

Bruce Lee- he beat up Chuck Norris

 

[The_Graff]

James bond (who'd also help get me laid)

you really think Bond is going to share them with you?

 

[UltraParanoia]

Steven Seagal, Watch just one of his films and you will know why

Plus he's a cop in real life, so that should come in handy.

 

[sms_117b]

James bond (who'd also help get me laid)

you really think Bond is going to share them with you?

No I'll just get his cast offs, and spend so much time with him that I can learn from him.

 

[A Raging Emo]

Rorscach. He has such a nice coat.

 

[Slaanax]

Ironman for me, maybe he could build me a Warmachine suit =D

 

[Xeros]

Darth Maul. Looks badass, IS badass.

 

[GhostKnifeFish]

Blade. Doesn't get much more badass than that.

 

[Flishiz]

Well obviously the Terminator. Who else spends two movies doing nothing BUT that?

 

[CHangedUsername]

Yor the Hunter from the Future. No further necessary.

Reb Brown?
Oh hell yes.