What music instrument would make the best weapon?

[orc33]

actually i think a guitar or a bass with a 500 terawatts amplifier would work quite well

 

[Byere]

Duh... an AK Guitar

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m80/byere/AKGuitars.jpg

 

[dannyboi1236]

an amplified speaker
put on full right in front of a persons face
gg

lol did that to one of my friends when drunk once

 

[Blow_Pop]

trombone...maybe trumpet.....
didgeridoo(spelling? fell free to correct me)
timpani perhaps my favorite instrument that i can play
and a clarinet which i also play.

 

[Lexodus]

THE ANGEL SWORD!

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/06/DSCF6033.jpg

That, or the Tryryche.

Spoiler

 

[Nyan Cat]

Pfft guitar of course

 

[ShaFe123]

drum kit.
try getting hit by one of those,
yeah
it hurts

 

[messy]

an amplified speaker
put on full right in front of a persons face
gg

You could always just turn it up to 11, that'd do the trick (movie reference)

I'd duel wield clarinets personally

 

[Queen Michael]

The organ if you hit people on the head with it.

 

[Kenny Doyle]

A gun with bells on it.

Sounds pretty deadly for an instrument, no?

 

[Lexodus]

A gun with bells on it.

Sounds pretty deadly for an instrument, no?

True. That's kinda cheating, but true...

 

[echoictrinity]

Flute, if you disagree you've never been hit with one, also easier to carry, etc.

 

[Cowabungaa]

Clarinet or a metal fluit. Both are sturdy, and not only can you beat people with them, you can also stab them.

 

[Inco]

The Guitar. Kicking out Power Chords while beating Zombies in Dead Rising to death with it never got old.

ninja'd by ya. Cause other than that, i got nothing.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

drum kit.
try getting hit by one of those,
yeah
it hurts

Ah, but they are quite impractical to carry.

Logical- Any solid body guitar would do the trick.

Un-logical- GRAND PIANO!

 

[rabidmidget]

you could probably deal a lot of damage with drum sticks if trained in eskrima

 

[rabidmidget]

an amplified speaker
put on full right in front of a persons face
gg

You could always just turn it up to 11, that'd do the trick (movie reference)

I'd duel wield clarinets personally

I believe the movie you are referring to is "this is spinal tap" i can has cookie?

 

[xChaosknight]

I'll say a gene simons guitar because it's shaped like a axe
u know what I do with axes =D
(kill people)

 

[messy]

an amplified speaker
put on full right in front of a persons face
gg

You could always just turn it up to 11, that'd do the trick (movie reference)

I'd duel wield clarinets personally

I believe the movie you are referring to is "this is spinal tap" i can has cookie?

either a cookie or a cucumber wrapped in tin foil (same film)