What name would you choose for yourself?

[Lord Beautiful]

Yahweh McJesusbuddha

 

[ssgt splatter]

Alex Mercer

 

[Timotei]

I'm fine with Susan, yet I wish I didn't have to spell my name out to every damn person who asks for my name.

 

[Timotei]

There is a freshman at my school name Hossain Ahmadinejad. I'm sure he'd be on this thread in a hot second.

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

My favorite name is Sebastian Lestat *insert last name here*

Other favorite names include Gideon, Elliot, and Vincent

 

[ShockValue]

Probably Alex.

 

[jehuty_zero69]

I think i would have to go with Barry Testosterone

Although true story, I once became friends with the guitarists for a band I was recording and they had the most awesome names, Mike force and Dan Rock. Lol Nice

 

[Aunel]

Ravenor, it just sounds awesome.
but I would be called something like "rave" which would suck donkey nuts.

After the Inquisitor?

yeah, he is the most awesome cripple ever.

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

Jack O. Zukovsky

 

[the_unseen]

I like my name, I mean Alec literally means "savior of mankind"!

 

[Photon987]

"Sassybaskets." Then I would join a biker gang and beat up anyone that gives me funny looks.

That, or I'll settle for my current name.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Mitchell O'Brian Fields.

If I was born a week earlier, I'd have the first one. But no, I get stuck with that guy's name off the Book Place. O'Brian sounds good, and Fields because... I like flowers?

I'd rather have something more androgynous, but this name seems fine.

 

[TheSentinel]

Louis Halifax.

 

[blipblop]

lord pinkeltoberry of funkytown

 

[Timewave Zero]

Yahweh McJesusbuddha

Yes! That, or

Azathoth von Dagon el Nyarlathotep Cthulhu Fhtagn del Shub-Niggurath O'Yog-Sothoth McHastur Yig

or

Thomas Gallows

or

Nicholas Rhodes (My favourite)

or even

Barry Shitpeas.

Imagine of you were to be referred to for the rest of your life as 'Mr. Shitpeas'.
Fucking classic.


Or no, wait! I want to be called 'I say' becuase everyone would sound like Foghorn Leghorn. 'I say! Get over here!'. This was said by Scorpion from Mortal Kombat. He addressed me personally, becuase my second name is Azathoth von Dagon el Nyarlathotep Cthulhu Fhtagn del Shub-Niggurath O'Yog-Sothoth McHastur Yig.

 

[mongolloid]

Kelly Ashley Flower

 

[Soxafloppin]

Garth Vader.

 

[Gotham Soul]

My name's pretty cool, but I'd like to change it to "Godzilla Ermintrude".

 

[DarkSplinter82]

I would like the name Victor if I could have chosen.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Rex Dark. Why? My current name is way too hard to pronounce in English.