Call of Duty: Future Warfare
It will be set 10 years from now and be touted as a realistic military FPS in a realistic future. You will use guns with automated turrets mounted on top, guns with flamethrowers, and a pistol that doubles as an anti-tank missile launcher. The story will go like this:
America is at war with Russia, Cuba, and The Middle East since it's all just one country now. You are Captain Maverick "Hawk" Findlay and lead an elite force through the events of the war.
First mission: St. Petersburg. Your small squad parachutes into the middle of St. Petersburg. You don't land on target and thus have to fight your way through town. But wait! It's the annual military parade! And you realize this too late as you shoot a nuclear warhead that they are parading through town. St. Petersburg is blown off the map.
A cut scene starts and says that Captain Mickey Iron was leading the squad. Oh! It was just an intro mission. The commander of America briefs your squad on the next mission, since you're replacing Iron's squad. Your squad will be called "The Adjudicators" because it sounds badass.
The commander says "Alright, squad. Time to MOVE OUT." The scene switches to a massive Chinook helicopter transporting a tank over the tree tops. The words "Venezuela: 2021" scroll under the screen. The scene cuts to your squad inside the tank, planning the attack on Filipe Chavez, Hugo Chavez' son. Suddenly, there's a loud boom and the camera shakes.
Second Mission: The helicopter blew up and the tank is now falling. You have to use the main gun to shoot down airplanes that are trying to shoot the tank out of the sky. This part takes about 4-5 minutes. The tank is about to land in a fiery crash in the jungle when suddenly, it uses its jet propulsion system to land safely in the nick of time. No one is injured. You proceed to go through the jungle, shooting enemy tanks that try to ambush you and helicopters.
Finally, you crash out of the jungle into the capital of Venezuela himself, right behind Filipe Chavez giving a speech. You hop out of the tank and execute Filipe in front of a crowd of 30,000 spectators. You yell out "AMERICA. WILL. STAY. FREE!" and the Venezuelan crowd erupts in cheers as your squad mates hoist an American flag on a pole.
Next is Antarctica, where the New Stalin Nova Soviet Union (NSNSU) is making a death ray. You fight your way to it, hijack a helicopter, and use a cell phone attached to a Battle.Net Authenticator to hack the death ray and re-align it to blow up Cuba.
After, you go to Las Vegas and have to fight in casinos since the Russians are launching a sneaky surprise attack from there. At the end of that mission, a nuke is launched from Caesar's Palace and destroys Los Angeles. It is then revealed that your former squad mate was in Los Angeles at the time and probably died.
Then you fight in Japan, where the evil Emperor Moshi Moshi has risen to power. You have to fight your way through a village. In the village, you come across a school teaching children how to hate America. You decide that they are too brain-washed to even be considered alive anymore and so your squad slaughters the children. But right after, you are suddenly attacked by an army of ninjas. Your character's head is cut off and the credits roll.
Bonus Missions: Ninja-mode. Like zombie mode, but ninjas.
Also, the initial game will cost $59.99, but each campaign mission will be an additional $9.99. Cut scenes will cost $12.99 each because that's what you pay to go see a movie.
It will be set 10 years from now and be touted as a realistic military FPS in a realistic future. You will use guns with automated turrets mounted on top, guns with flamethrowers, and a pistol that doubles as an anti-tank missile launcher. The story will go like this:
America is at war with Russia, Cuba, and The Middle East since it's all just one country now. You are Captain Maverick "Hawk" Findlay and lead an elite force through the events of the war.
First mission: St. Petersburg. Your small squad parachutes into the middle of St. Petersburg. You don't land on target and thus have to fight your way through town. But wait! It's the annual military parade! And you realize this too late as you shoot a nuclear warhead that they are parading through town. St. Petersburg is blown off the map.
A cut scene starts and says that Captain Mickey Iron was leading the squad. Oh! It was just an intro mission. The commander of America briefs your squad on the next mission, since you're replacing Iron's squad. Your squad will be called "The Adjudicators" because it sounds badass.
The commander says "Alright, squad. Time to MOVE OUT." The scene switches to a massive Chinook helicopter transporting a tank over the tree tops. The words "Venezuela: 2021" scroll under the screen. The scene cuts to your squad inside the tank, planning the attack on Filipe Chavez, Hugo Chavez' son. Suddenly, there's a loud boom and the camera shakes.
Second Mission: The helicopter blew up and the tank is now falling. You have to use the main gun to shoot down airplanes that are trying to shoot the tank out of the sky. This part takes about 4-5 minutes. The tank is about to land in a fiery crash in the jungle when suddenly, it uses its jet propulsion system to land safely in the nick of time. No one is injured. You proceed to go through the jungle, shooting enemy tanks that try to ambush you and helicopters.
Finally, you crash out of the jungle into the capital of Venezuela himself, right behind Filipe Chavez giving a speech. You hop out of the tank and execute Filipe in front of a crowd of 30,000 spectators. You yell out "AMERICA. WILL. STAY. FREE!" and the Venezuelan crowd erupts in cheers as your squad mates hoist an American flag on a pole.
Next is Antarctica, where the New Stalin Nova Soviet Union (NSNSU) is making a death ray. You fight your way to it, hijack a helicopter, and use a cell phone attached to a Battle.Net Authenticator to hack the death ray and re-align it to blow up Cuba.
After, you go to Las Vegas and have to fight in casinos since the Russians are launching a sneaky surprise attack from there. At the end of that mission, a nuke is launched from Caesar's Palace and destroys Los Angeles. It is then revealed that your former squad mate was in Los Angeles at the time and probably died.
Then you fight in Japan, where the evil Emperor Moshi Moshi has risen to power. You have to fight your way through a village. In the village, you come across a school teaching children how to hate America. You decide that they are too brain-washed to even be considered alive anymore and so your squad slaughters the children. But right after, you are suddenly attacked by an army of ninjas. Your character's head is cut off and the credits roll.
Bonus Missions: Ninja-mode. Like zombie mode, but ninjas.
Also, the initial game will cost $59.99, but each campaign mission will be an additional $9.99. Cut scenes will cost $12.99 each because that's what you pay to go see a movie.
OR LARRY KING SHOOTING ZOMBIES!!! Oh a man can dream...