What pickup line would you use?

[Rabbitboy]

You are hanging out in a bar and notice the above poster whom you are suddenly very attracted to. You get over your shyness and start talking to them. What is the first thing you say to them?

 

[Euryalus]

Mmm. Hey gurl. Are your parents beavers? Because DAMN!

 

[Barbas]

Or, if that fails, "Can I see your batcave?" "You...I've seen you. Let me see your face.

You are the one from my dreams. Then the stars were right...and this is the day."

 

[Rabbitboy]

Hey baby would like to drink this beer? I didn't put anything weird in it, honest.

 

[Euryalus]

Excuse me miss, but are you related to a donkey? Because you're an ass! I mean you have a nice ass! I mean sex me :|

 

[Rabbitboy]

That's a nice sword you have there. Wanna see mine? *unzips pants*

 

[Euryalus]

You must be a musician, because you make me rock hard!

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I think you look beautiful without the mask. I'm not one for clowning around.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Wanna go out for pizza and a fuck? Whaaaat? Don't like pizza?

 

[Aerosteam]

Would you kindly sleep with me?

 

[Rabbitboy]

What sound will you make when my cock destroys your pusie?

 

[Barbas]

[small][sub]Call an ambulance![/sub][/small]

"Wanna see my HNNNNNG face?"

 

[Euryalus]

You must be a geologist baby, because you rock!

 

[Barbas]

"I'm married to J-Lo, will you sleep with me?"

 

[TheRiddler]

Is your dad an astronaut? Because someone took a star from the sky and put it in your avatar.

 

[Euryalus]

Are you a police officer? Because I'd like to cop a feel... >.>

 

[Rabbitboy]

I just wanted to bang you.

 

[Barbas]

"My years as a carpenter have bestowed upon me a great sense of humour and made me very good at hammering and nailing things."

 

[Rabbitboy]

Hey sweetie would you like to get dipped in?

 

[Twintix]

Hello, handsome. Are you possibly a musician? Because you're really rocking my world right now!