What real or fictional animal would you be?

Euryalus

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I Stomp on Kittens said:
I would totally be a platypus in real life because those things are so freaking sweet..
As for a fictional animal I would be hydra or a unicorn.. If I were a unicorn I'd get all the human chicks for sure, but hydras are sooooo bad ass!
Lol. I love platypuses? How the hell do you pluralize that? The funniest thing is that if you chose to be one you'd still be more exotic than your fictional choices. A duck-billed beaver otter with venom so potent it can cripple a man with pain? Fuck yeah :)
 

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I'd go for a Hound of Shadow (magic, all but invincible dog roughly six feet tall at the shoulder,a wolf D'ivers (multiple separate animals forms with a single collective mind) or a Dragon Soletaken (single form with a single mind) from the Malazan Book of the Fallen series
 

Rickolas Walrus

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Real: Probably either some type of bigass eagle or a wolf

Fictional: Street Shark. How can you get more jawesome than that?

 

Owen Robertson

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If I get to be sentient and interact with people I'd probably choose something fictional like a gryphon, hippogryph, dragon, wyvern, or phoenix. If I'm just an animal I'd like to be something endangered. That way I get all the attention.
 

Moonlight Butterfly

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Probably a big white fluffy cat that likes cream and tuna.



Yeaaah that's the life.

Lear said:
MUWHAHAHAHAHA! The cube cometh!
I like that once guy at the bottom that is like LOL I'M OUT OF HERE.
 

JaceArveduin

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Dragons are a bit overdone... I'll go with Strills. Smart and deadly hunters, even if they aren't exactly easy on the eyes.
 

Lunar Templar

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real: a large cat of some kind, not a lion though, not big on those

fictional:dragon

that's a bad mother fucker right there :D
 

thejackyl

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Fantasy: Dragon, Gryphon, Hippogryph, something along those lines.
Real: Wolf, or some sort of large canine.
 

bluerocker

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I care not if Dragons are considered cliche! Ever since I was a little kid; I've loved em, and I don't think that will ever change.

As for a real animal; either a bearded vulture or a Nile crocodile. To be so powerful and free... I'd be a kindred spirit either way; air or water.

 

LiberalSquirrel

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Real: My friends always tell me I'm like a fox, between my personality and my red hair.

Fantasy: One of my other online handles is "Leanan Sidhe." But I suppose that's a human-ish folklore creature, not really an animal. So... hm. I think I'll be Nessie. Hell yeah.
 

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Kungfu_Teddybear said:
I'd be a motherfuckin' Honey Badger.
Damn, beat me to it. Fine, I'll be a bear. Knocking about the woods, eating honey, sleeping, stealing picnic baskets... Sounds pretty good.

Mythical? Hmm. Is it a against the rules to say a member of the Toad species?

 

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Owen Robertson said:
kommando367 said:
Fictional: Manticore becuase they're awesome

Real: Ocelot.
Isn't Daxter from "Jak and Daxter" an Ocelot?
I looked it up and as it turns out, he's an Ottsel; a combination of an otter and weasel.
An Ocelot is a dwarf leopard.