Lol. I love platypuses? How the hell do you pluralize that? The funniest thing is that if you chose to be one you'd still be more exotic than your fictional choices. A duck-billed beaver otter with venom so potent it can cripple a man with pain? Fuck yeahI Stomp on Kittens said:I would totally be a platypus in real life because those things are so freaking sweet..
As for a fictional animal I would be hydra or a unicorn.. If I were a unicorn I'd get all the human chicks for sure, but hydras are sooooo bad ass!