What religion would you create?

[epiconionz]

If you were gonna start a religion, what would it be and what you and your followers do?

 

[Captain_Pineapple]

Everybody would get a monkey...and worship Trees.

And I'd get to wear a cool hat, something along the lines of a Lime Green Bowler...with sparkle stars.

Oh yes, and a cape.

 

[Jedoro]

One where I was in charge (obviously).
All the followers would be sexy females, and what would I get my followers to do? I think you know...

Yeah, I'm gonna have to say /thread

 

[Simalacrum]

I'd officially make Atheism a religion, just for the irony.

 

[Dioxide20]

One where I was in charge (obviously).
All the followers would be sexy females, and what would I get my followers to do? I think you know...

Battlestar Galatica? Guyus Baltars religion?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Nothing PG that is

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

The religion of Deadpool and Moon Knight. We worship Wade Wilson and kill people by day and then by night we make sacrifices to Marc Spector and Khonshu committing more crimes.

 

[Timotei]

If you were gonna start a religion, what would it be and what you and your followers do?

Spoiler

Another Fucking religion thread? Who are you working for? Is this a 4Chan raid or something?

How many of those things do you have? Either way, they make me laugh, i love your in your face post.

OP: I wouldnt, id just let people do as they pleased. If they are bound to create one on their own then great.

I and the rest of Line ASK have at our disposal a highly varied series of potent weapons for almost any occasion.

I wouldn't.
Religion just gets in the way of worshipping the One True God - me.

Aren't you considered a god already since you have huge, blind fanbase?

 

[Legion]

*snip*

As annoying as religious threads are, you repeatedly going into threads (not just religious) and posting big pictures (outside spoiler tags as well) of how they are going to fail/are bad and nothing else is actually considered trolling and I believe you were suspended for doing it before.

 

[Silly_Billy]

My religion would believe that God sneezed out the universe.

 

[Ultress]

I'd officially make Atheism a religion, just for the irony.

You don't know of the Great Atheos, the God of Atheism, who is also Lunos god of the Moon.

The above comment is my best attempt at making a religion.The two rules of Atheism so far are: Don't be a dumb ass and listen to the Foo Fighters The Colour and the Shape. It'll get developed later, right now it's just a fun ironic religion to piss of the sect of Atheists who are arrogant assholes.

One where I was in charge (obviously).
All the followers would be sexy females, and what would I get my followers to do? I think you know...

this works too

 

[Glerken]

Psh.
I have started a religion.
We have 17 followers.
I'm in the middle of writing a gospel.

 

[A Weary Exile]

One where I was in charge (obviously).
All the followers would be sexy females, and what would I get my followers to do? I think you know...

Play Monopoly!!! Right?

 

[Hazy]

I wouldn't.
Religion just gets in the way of worshipping the One True God - me.

You have competition, my liege:

And even if I did create a religion, I would not follow it. As I bow to no one.
Not even myself...
I'll just give that one time to sink in.

 

[Silva]

I wouldn't create a religion. No matter what kind I made, it would be completely different in a hundred years. These things have no lasting power.

I wouldn't.
Religion just gets in the way of worshipping the One True God - me.

You have competition, my liege:
-snip-

But he can just eat that competition, to good publicity and his benefit.

 

[Reaperman64]

I beleive there is a god, but none of the religions so far have it right.
There is ...some thing and afterlife or whatever...but seeing as how we have noway o knowing anything about it im just going to live my life how i see fit according to my own sense of right and wrong and then be judge upon that

 

[CorvinBlack]

I wouldn't.
Religion just gets in the way of worshipping the One True God - me.

How Nietzschean of you? Did you read that somewhere (perhaps wikipedia?) or did it take some effort to come up with this? Very original. From all of you. Its a nice thread, why not show some creativity with it?

As for my religion, everybody would get free assalth lasers and sunday sermon would be a zombie hunt. And some cake. Chocolate cake.

 

[Hazy]

I wouldn't.
Religion just gets in the way of worshipping the One True God - me.

You have competition, my liege:
-snip-

But he can just eat that competition, to good publicity and his benefit.

Except PETA would go ape shit. But really, who takes them seriously these days?

 

[Aardvark]

I wouldn't create one religion. I'd create 200 of the bastards. Every single one of them worshiping the same thing, but the interpretation of each differs slightly in the wording. Then I'd start inciting religious hate between them and watch as each one, convinced it is the one true faith, turns on the rest, causing a mass religious free-for-all orgy of bloodshed and violence.

When the last religion is standing, I'll deliver them the bad news, that I'd copied the religious text from the backs of cereal boxes and the companies who owned the copyright to them are now suing their religion for billions.

 

[WayOutThere]

I hate people who complain about religion threads. This thread is awesome.

That "We are all Hindus now" article in NewsWeek made me happy.

My religion would make very few claims and would claim their are many paths to enlightenment and the afterlife.

It would be all about doing whatever it is that gives you a spiritual experience.

All spiritual experience would be getting you closer to the great beyond, whatever that may be.