What should I do today?

[Psychedelic Spartan]

Well, I have no electricity in my house today because some electricians are doing something to the circuit boards today. Once my laptop dies, thats it until 5 pm which for me is the next 8 hours (it's already on low life) and it's too rainy to go outside today before you tell me to go outside. What should I do today?

 

[The Night Angel]

Read a book??? Make food and eat it?? Exercise? I don't know, what have you got in your house to do??
(I know your laptop is probably dead already)

 

[mikey7339]

GET DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I notice you are offering this advice to everyone. I hope they take it.

 

[MrShowerHead]

How about playing video ga- Oh yeah, right....

Umm... Go watch Youtube vid- Nevermind...

... I need to go out more

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Go to a friends house?

 

[ace_of_something]

Get a spider-man coloring book and see what spider-man would look like with an orange and yellow costume.

 

[Lucem712]

Draw something! If you don't draw, write an epic Mass Effect/Smurf cross over! (Even if you don't write, you should do that and post it on Fanfiction.net)

 

[iLazy]

Booze, hookers, and blackjack...

Or y'know. Read a book or something. May be go to the movies?

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Well you could read a

GET DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DO IT

DO THIS

 

[Psychedelic Spartan]

Well, I have no electricity in my house today because some electricians are doing something to the circuit boards today. Once my laptop dies, thats it until 5 pm which for me is the next 8 hours (it's already on low life) and it's too rainy to go outside today before you tell me to go outside. What should I do today?

build a generator with your bike.
excersise until your laptop has enough power again.

http://www.instructables.com/id/How-To-Build-A-Bicycle-Generator/
http://scienceshareware.com/build-your-own-generator-bike-trainer-stand.htm
http://www.pedalpowergenerator.com/

or read a book.

Genius post. thank god I got to the library to read this, No air conditioning either and it's nearly 80 F (26.667 C) outside.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Quite simple really-

Well either that or just let your mind wonder about.

 

[BreakfastMan]

Do what everyone else does in this situation: Masturbate furiously and constantly.

 

[twohundredpercent]

Punch shit. And maybe people.

 

[Jodah]

Do what everyone else does in this situation: Masturbate furiously and constantly.

But without the internet there is no porn!

 

[BreakfastMan]

Do what everyone else does in this situation: Masturbate furiously and constantly.

But without the internet there is no porn!

Who needs porn when you have IMAGINATION? Way better than that crappy internets...

EDIT: Also, homemade fan-fiction.

 

[TophatEmperor]

Go outside anyway. The rain ain't gonna kill ya.

ha..hahaha.....hahahah oh hahahahaha...that is what my friend used to say...then the Rain got him.


The Rain will kill us all

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

GET DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am sure this isn't the first time today you have mnanaged to get this in as a first post... I really admire the dedication to the cause!

OT: Get into something new... find something you have heard about, but not tried, and try it! Get into it... and find out what you can about it...

Alternatively... get yourself a handheld, like a 3DS, and some extra battery power!

 

[Sam Warrior]

The same thing you should do every day... Try to take over the world!

 

[Starik20X6]

Build something out of LEGO! And post a picture of it when you're done.

 

[Scarecrow]

I would suggest making some pancakes, or reading a book, or writing a book, or taking some cancer and dying. So many choices!

ps, I'm not being mean, I'm making a very pointless reference, and I will award a cookie to anybody who gets it.