What the Hell Are You so Afraid of?

[molester jester]

I haaaaate heights.
No matter how sound a structure is, if I can see the ground through the floor, I stick near the closest exit, hugging the damn wall, and not moving. At all.
Stupid glass floors.

well,I just made your house 100000 feet tall!

with glass floors!

And you cannot hug the walls!

MUHAHAHAHA!

I am afraid of spiders...Goddamn eyes...Why would anything need more then three eyes is just beyond me. Also, Black Widows? Nightmare fuel unleaded

Then enjoy the family of these I just put in your house:

[spoiler/][img/]http://www.thefunnypage.com/camel-spiders/spider.jpg[/img][/spoiler]

Dear sweet god what the hell is that monster.

 

[Fniff]

I haaaaate heights.
No matter how sound a structure is, if I can see the ground through the floor, I stick near the closest exit, hugging the damn wall, and not moving. At all.
Stupid glass floors.

well,I just made your house 100000 feet tall!

with glass floors!

And you cannot hug the walls!

MUHAHAHAHA!

I am afraid of spiders...Goddamn eyes...Why would anything need more then three eyes is just beyond me. Also, Black Widows? Nightmare fuel unleaded

Then enjoy the family of these I just put in your house:

[spoiler/][img/]http://www.thefunnypage.com/camel-spiders/spider.jpg[/img][/spoiler]

ENJOY NAPALM!

I haaaaate heights.
No matter how sound a structure is, if I can see the ground through the floor, I stick near the closest exit, hugging the damn wall, and not moving. At all.
Stupid glass floors.

well,I just made your house 100000 feet tall!

with glass floors!

And you cannot hug the walls!

MUHAHAHAHA!

I am afraid of spiders...Goddamn eyes...Why would anything need more then three eyes is just beyond me. Also, Black Widows? Nightmare fuel unleaded

SCREW YOU WITH LAG BOLTS, BUDDY.
Frickin smartass...
*looks down*
fuckfuckfuck

Fine! Enjoy the millions of huntsman spiders in your house!
Enjoy them, I say!

I will. I just burnt them along with Julian.

 

[Neonbob]

I will. I just burnt them along with Julian.

*points to head*
You missed ten.
>:-D

 

[Fniff]

I will. I just burnt them along with Julian.

*points to head*
You missed ten.
>:-D

*Grabs shotgun and kills the ten spiders*

Groovy.

 

[Yonnick19]

I'm scared of multiple clocks in the same room, it makes me confused in what time it is and makes me terrified, but I do have a mental disorder so... meh.

 

[niglett]

failure
the imposable
failure while trying the imposable

being forced in to a position where i have to resort to self cannibalism. i no wants to eat my tasty tasty arm.

 

[sephiroth1991]

I'm scared of sharks, not the pussy sharks, THE FUCKIN BIG ONES!!!!!!!!!!
But i can still watch films about them.

I do suffer from verdigo.
But i can go on roller costers.

Spooky

 

[MentalBakura]

Daddy long-legs, large moths, talking to girls I don't know well, losing friends, growing old, and dying in a boring way.

 

[Neonbob]

I will. I just burnt them along with Julian.

*points to head*
You missed ten.
>:-D

*Grabs shotgun and kills the ten spiders*

Groovy.

Rassum frassum.
Sayin' yer scared of spiders then being calm about it.
Screw it.
*kicks in nuts and walks off*
That's what I get for going with weaknesses.
X-D

 

[Fniff]

I will. I just burnt them along with Julian.

*points to head*
You missed ten.
>:-D

*Grabs shotgun and kills the ten spiders*

Groovy.

Rassum frassum.
Sayin' yer scared of spiders then being calm about it.
Screw it.
*kicks in nuts and walks off*
That's what I get for going with weaknesses.
X-D

AGH!!

Little do you know, about one billion nukes are heading towards your testicles. And they will arrive in 3...2...1 there!

*BBBBBOOOOOMMMMMM!*

 

[Azure-Supernova]

I'm not scared of heights, but I'm scared of falling to my death from them...

 

[Neonbob]

Rassum frassum.
Sayin' yer scared of spiders then being calm about it.
Screw it.
*kicks in nuts and walks off*
That's what I get for going with weaknesses.
X-D

AGH!!

Little do you know, about one billion nukes are heading towards your testicles. And they will arrive in 3...2...1 there!

*BBBBBOOOOOMMMMMM!*

*points to avatar*
Nukes have ceased to bother me.
^_^
Good overkill, though!
That I approve of.

 

[Triforceformer]

Judgment has stomped on me a bit.

 

[Fniff]

Rassum frassum.
Sayin' yer scared of spiders then being calm about it.
Screw it.
*kicks in nuts and walks off*
That's what I get for going with weaknesses.
X-D

AGH!!

Little do you know, about one billion nukes are heading towards your testicles. And they will arrive in 3...2...1 there!

*BBBBBOOOOOMMMMMM!*

*points to avatar*
Nukes have ceased to bother me.
^_^
Good overkill, though!
That I approve of.

Oh yeah, they aren't nukes. They are everything you hate. Your penis should now be a black hole.

 

[geldonyetich]

I've mostly a bad case of necrophobia. It's bad enough that it actually diminishes my interest in achieving anything in life. No matter what I do, I'm just going to die anyway. Though I've made peace with it over the past few years, the core phobia remains.

I also hate eggs (especially scrambled) and am somewhat (thought not direly) claustrophobic.

 

[Neonbob]

Oh yeah, they aren't nukes. They are everything you hate. Your penis should now be a black hole.

...FUCK.
I suppose that leaves me only one thing to do...
*tackles Fniff and welds arms together*
You are so coming with me!

 

[Fniff]

Oh yeah, they aren't nukes. They are everything you hate. Your penis should now be a black hole.

...FUCK.
I suppose that leaves me only one thing to do...
*tackles Fniff and welds arms together*
You are so coming with me!

NO!

*Neonbob gets sucked into the black hole*

Just like Uzumaki! Except not really!

 

[clairedelune]

CLOWNS and all circus related things, becoming old, asphyxiation

 

[Neonbob]

...FUCK.
I suppose that leaves me only one thing to do...
*tackles Fniff and welds arms together*
You are so coming with me!

NO!

*Neonbob gets sucked into the black hole*

Just like Uzumaki! Except not really!

Yes yes yes!
Hahaaa!

*pulls Fniff in too*

*blinks*
...like what?
[sup]No, the google search didn't help me that much.[/sup]

 

[geon106]

Barnacles in HL 1+2 freak me out(so never completed HL2)