What the hell are you?

[WaffleGod]

I am the fastest and meanest there is!

 

[The Eaten Cake]

I am a social philosopher, psychological analyst, and a determined depressive.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I am inexorably proud to call myself a Jesus Freak.

 

[Death Magnetic]

Different but so far lacking a reason why.

-Ricky

 

[Sixties Spidey]

I am the gap between Human and Outcast. Soldier and Civillian. Good and Evil. Hunter and the Hunted. Hero and Villian. Call me Jason.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Me? I'm just a pessimistic, cynical 15 year old kid with unreasonably high expectations for everything, with a bug up his ass about the English language.

 

[FireFly90]

I am torment.

 

[iseko]

son of hades.

 

[Steve Dark]

I'M SPARTACUS!

 

[Spacelord]

I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

 

[Abako]

I am the one hiding under your bed, teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red!

 

[Lord Frunkamunch]

I'm the most clever response to this thread in a meta-ironic way that's far too highbrow for you to get.

 

[Sycker]

I'm a bit of a closet gay. *Sigh*

 

[Dudemeister]

I am Doki Mcleod from the Clan Mcleod, and I can't Die

We will see about this.
There can be only one and I will be the only one.
I will be waiting, sword in hand, on the nearest cliff.
I look forward to our battle.

 

[klc0100]

Insane.

 

[Zeromaxx]

I am a 16ft gold statue, and at the current price of gold I suppose I'm also rich.

 

[D_987]

A fighter, not a lover.

His opposite.

His evil twin.

 

[Haliwali]

A fighter, not a lover.

His opposite.

His evil twin.

His roommate.

 

[D_987]

A fighter, not a lover.

His opposite.

His evil twin.

His roommate.

His fairy Godmother

 

[Mr. Payne]

I AM LEGEND!