What the hell are you?

[vid20]

I'm schizophrenic. No hes not

 

[Blank Verse]

I am the terror that flaps in the night?

Darkwing Duck?

I am the Alpha and the Omega.

I am the terror that flaps in the night?

Is that Darkwing Duck? I loved that show as a kid.

Yep...

You're kind enough to answer at least. ^_^

 

[Trivun]

(Sorry to post another one)

I am the light, I am the dark. I am everything and nothing. I am both dead and alive, cold and hot, good and evil. I am the essence of the soul.

 

[EXPLICITasian]

I am.... the creator

(of this thread, i win)

 

[FallenPrism]

I am a billion images, shattered.

Alternatively, I am the ship.

 

[SonicMTD]

I'm a college student who apparently suffers from multiple personality disorder...

 

[Vuzzmop]

I am the lone locust of the apocalypse.

 

[acer840]

I am the 840th Acer... never knew the previous 839 tho

 

[Mr. Fister]

I'm the King of Rock. There ain't none higher. Others before me should call me sire.

I AM THE TEETH IN THE NIGHT!

I'm the Cult of Personality.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I am the terror that flaps in the night?

Is that Darkwing Duck? I loved that show as a kid.

I will second that
I HAVE THE POWER!

 

[Schism2.0]

I am the shadow of who needs me.

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

I am the net result of my parents unfulfilled dreams, their neuroses, their best intentions, the pressure bore by my peers, the conditioning of an Anglo-Saxon Western capitalist society and middle-class Christian doctrine, but most of all the product of my own internal struggles, experiences and triumphs.

 

[new_age_reject]

I am an English/Italian/German, music making, vinyl collecting, pc gaming, love machine.

 

[Fightgarr]

I am someone who spend too much time here. WAY too much. I'm also a bit of an asshole.

 

[Sinker]

After reading a few of these replys i felt obligated to create an account a post a realistic answer so: I'am a cynic, like most people who use the internet an asshole, and unlike a majority of the people who have answered so far; even if it was in jest I'am not self delusional. To those of you who may take offense to my comments and decide to retaliate I ensure you I will give your retaliations the same attention I gave my pet hamster who died of starvation two days after I purchased it.

 

[EXPLICITasian]

After reading a few of these replys i felt obligated to create an account a post a realistic answer so: I'am a cynic, like most people who use the internet an asshole, and unlike a majority of the people who have answered so far; even if it was in jest I'am not self delusional. To those of you who may take offense to my comments and decide to retaliate I ensure you I will give your retaliations the same attention I gave my pet hamster who died of starvation two days after I purchased it.

i'm sad now

 

[The_Chief]

i am sam i am and i like green eggs and ham.

 

[Soulgaunt]

i'm bored..........

 

[Aidanadv]

I am Ronda from the seventh level of Yar.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

I am that guy who looks perfectly normal, but underneath he's actually a Purple Dragon. Oh and he likes fish.