What the hell are you?

[chuckman1]

I'm me.

 

[Chickenlittle]

Well, I do believe I'm human.

I believe I'll call that into question now.

 

[Dorian]

I am the essence of refined silence, pure hate for everything that moves, minced trust issues, a pinch of insanity, and sliced brilliance mixed in a pot and brought to a boil for 10 minutes, drained, put on a cookie sheet, roasted for 23 minutes on 450 degrees Farenheit, 3 minutes to cool, dropped on the floor, a quick call to Papa John's, and brought to your doorstep in 30 minutes or less.

Gosh, I'm hungry!

 

[Fightgarr]

I am still a dragon.

 

[Dorian]

I am still a dragon.

No offense, but I think you may have a bit of an obssesion.

But then again, I don't have much room to talk, seeing as I have 18 dragon figurines in my room.

 

[Fightgarr]

I am still a dragon.

No offense, but I think you may have a bit of an obssesion.

But then again, I don't have much room to talk, seeing as I have 18 dragon figurines in my room.

Uhh... lets see. Yeah I do. I have a dragon obsession.

Any problem with that? I see none.

 

[cainx10a]

I am still a dragon.

No offense, but I think you may have a bit of an obssesion.

But then again, I don't have much room to talk, seeing as I have 18 dragon figurines in my room.

Uhh... lets see. Yeah I do. I have a dragon obsession.

Any problem with that? I see none.

And I'm a monster hunter [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_Hunter]. I wonder how much Gil I can earn when I bring back this dragon's scales to my little village.

 

[Sketchy]

Awesome.

 

[Archemetis]

There are many me's
There is the reality me that is a quiet-at-home Loud-with-his-friends type, i enjoy Cider and drawing cartoons, easily swayed, emotionally and i have never landed a punch on another person.

In fantasy i am Archemetis, i am master shooter as well as an adept fire Mage, i never remove my wizards hat and am always quick to hand out punishment.
I am also from around the 1800's (19th Century if you need it cleared up further)

 

[Mr. Moose]

I AM THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS!

 

[Bolverk]

Anita Blake; god how could someone fuck up such a book series....

How so?
Also *pins a gold star on you* 50 points! xD

 

[Hey Joe]

I am a freaky revolutionary dressed in a business suit

 

[Wormthong]

His staff. I told you to take the Wizard's staff.

 

[Mr Cwtchy]

Depressed.

 

[thePyro_13]

I'm not normal. I'm Steve!

 

[jayjaydoubleyou]

I'm a reeeeeeal piece of work.

 

[Geamo]

The Lord of the Dance.

 

[Caimekaze]

I'm 42.

Think about it.

I am the quotient of 9001/0.

I'm highly amused.
I'm a I'm wapanese without the apanese.

 

[TheBlackKnight]

How so?
Also *pins a gold star on you* 50 points! xD

What once started as a decent book series derailed into a mess of boring characters and an overdose of sex.

At the moment, I'm busy

 

[Mr. Fister]

I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
and I'm a sinner