What the hell is your problem?

[GreyWolf257]

Escapists, it's time again to use that beautiful little thing called "Internet Anonymity" the way it was supposed to be used. As you might guess, this topic is about things about you that make people say "What the hell?"

Here is my example:
I find most kinds of animated pornography to be hilarious. I laughed my ass off watching The Ultimate Orgy, and some people find that offensive, but I really don't care (Thanks Internet Anonymity!)

EDIT: Do not be afraid! Nobody cares what kind of freak you are, so just speak your mind, the worse the better. You're a pedophile? Speak your mind you sick bastard! You're a furry? Type all of your yiffy thoughts in the post box!

EDIT2: Don't worry about going off-topic. That just makes this thread all the more entertaining!

EDIT3: I changed my post in order to clear up the misconceptions about my sexuality. I mean, seriously, get your heads out of the gutter, people!

So what about you? What is something about you that makes other people say "What the hell?"

 

[Sassafrass]

The fact I now say 'Up your Viva!!' a lot in public.

If you're British, you'll know what I mean, if you have digital TV anyeway.

 

[Zyxzy]

My rather undissmisive opinions on fetishes.

 

[FlyAwayAutumn]

My rather odd choice in clothing. I mean I don't think I dress oddly I usually describe the way I look as "Pimpin'" but a lot of people seem to find my clothes unusual.

 

[Superhyperactiveman]

Interesting... I'm a naturally happy, jolly person, but what people don't realize is that happy, jolly people don't not feel anger and stress. We just repress it horribly. So, every once in a while, I'll strut around in a bad mood and then verbally attack and destroy anyone who even gives me the slightest reason.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I like tentacle hentai, I suppose that's odd.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

My love of anime. Especially Rozen Maiden.

 

[Gxas]

I enjoy being shocked by static electricity.

In my Physics class in high school, we would play with a static generator. I was the only one who went back for seconds... and thirds... and fourths...

It hurt a lot, but I greatly enjoyed it for some reason.

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

I'm psychotic and need to be institutionalized for the safety of others! Turn's out I'm a great actor, too. When my chance shows itself THAR WILL BE BLOOD.


Or, if my patience holds up, I'm actually smarter than I act. I don't care if you think 'it will change as you mature', because you don't know me. As I've aged so far, I haven't lost a shred of my analytical ability. I'm getting smarter, and it will increase exponentially... this weekend.

 

[SovietSecrets]

The way I have complete disregard for my health and well being, but care so much about other people being well and ok.

 

[ethaninja]

Fair enough.

 

[Emphraim]

I suppose my constant sexual analogies and what seems to be blatant racism unnerves some people until they get to know me better.

My love of anime. Especially Rozen Maiden.

That makes people go "what the hell"? What's wrong with anime? In my school, watching anime is nothing special and the anime club is quite big.

 

[UltraParanoia]

I watch hentai because it makes me laugh. No sexual arousal, just laughter.

And I tell people I'm creating a caliphate in America, and that they should bow down to me. I'm not sure they know I'm joking.

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

My love of anime. Especially Rozen Maiden.

Do people really care all that much about we who watch anime? It's not all that weird.

Why are some of these examples listing thing in real life? Isn't it supposed to be stuff you use your anonymity to hide behind?

 

[geldonyetich]

The thing you have to understand about Internet forum regulars is... they tend to spend a lot of time indoors... with themselves... and their ever-slipping grasp of society's mores... leading to unchecked self-delusion.

Me, I've sort of taken it in the opposite direction, avoiding common delusions of society, which causes people to go "what the hell" because they have no idea what I'm talking about when I call them on the silly irrational behaviors they've learned when they're trying to win an argument. (And just about every thread is an argument to them, whether or not you intended it to be.) That, and I'm apparently a tireless rebutter, owed largely to my choice of how to spend my free time.

Of course, I could just be deluding myself. All this wondrous reflection n the state of society I do is because I'm not under the pall of trying to make a living like any reasonable person of my age would be. In other words, my problem is that I need a job. Me and every other 1 in 9 person in this country, really. I've actually been going to school for about 5 years and have become thoroughly discombobulated as to my role in society. This is not a good time for a recession, please move one to later, thanks.

 

[Joshimodo]

I have literally no emotional response to gory images, disgusting acts, or anything that isn't directly related to my friends or myself.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

I told the guys I worked with in detail about my girlfriend and I biting and scratching each other during sex.

he he, they kept goin, "aw, dude, stop! we don't wanna hear it!" but I just laughingly continued. I relished grossing out my manager, who also happens to be the best drinking buddy of all time.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I suppose my constant sexual analogies and what seems to be blatant racism unnerves some people until they get to know me better.

My love of anime. Especially Rozen Maiden.

That makes people go "what the hell"? What's wrong with anime? In my school, watching anime is nothing special and the anime club is quite big.

They think you have issues if you like female characters.

My love of anime. Especially Rozen Maiden.

In my school you are a freak if you watch anime that isn't Naruto or Bleach. Your also an outcast if you watch stuff like Rozen Maiden.
Do people really care all that much about we who watch anime? It's not all that weird.

Why are some of these examples listing thing in real life? Isn't it supposed to be stuff you use your anonymity to hide behind?

 

[Ibanez887]

For some reason, I care about others more than I care for myself. Im not entirely sure why, but I do
Also, Me and My friend James always do things that could be considered gay to a point, and I have no shame in saying this.

 

[Serge A. Storms]

The .45s and the blood, mostly.