What the hell is your problem?

[pilot inspektor]

Furry to an extent.
Also i really wish i could send people to prison for annoying me in english or some other class, acting like there's some terrible thing about reading books for fun.

 

[Durxom]

Well I'm Pastafarian now... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

Yarr, a fellow pirate I see

 

[GreyWolf257]

Well I'm Pastafarian now... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

Hmm...Non-satirical delivery on your part and I am thoroughly offended...you, sir, actually know how to work your way around a thread, and I salute you wholeheartedly.

 

[Mockingjay]

Had a bad day? Play the boobpedia game. You go onto boobpedia.com (which is inappropriate for minors so be responsible) and click random page... You'll enjoy the results...

I just can't stop laughing at it normally. Whoever decided to make a wiki site for boobs deserves a cake in the shape of a gold star.

 

[Sketchy]

I think I'm more intelligent than most people my age, but I don't like saying it because people would probably think I'm obnoxious (which I am).

 

[Ultra_Caboose]

I tend to daydream while I'm alone. I usually end up imagining that I have someone near by, and have an out-loud conversation. Mind you, I'm not talking to myself, per se. Just talking to today's special guest, Jon Lovitz. Tomorrow, who knows... might be George Washington, maybe Zordon...

I also love to pretend that my drives on the freeway are 50 times more dramatic and exciting than they really are. I don't drive like a maniac, but it's interesting to put on some tense music and imagine the headlights behind you are out for your blood.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

I told the guys I worked with in detail about my girlfriend and I biting and scratching each other during sex.

If it happens any other way, you're doing it wrong.

OT: I physically harm myself. A lot.

 

[lleihsad]

I'm one of those pinko commies you may have heard about. That still pisses people off, right?

 

[Ultra_Caboose]

I'm one of those pinko commies you may have heard about. That still pisses people off, right?

Only if you're in government. Otherwise, no.

 

[Artemis923]

I have erotic dreams about Cersei Lannister.

 

[Kimarous]

I'm a lolicon... and also have a passing interest in straight shota.

OH GOD, I'M FUCKED UP! ;_;

 

[Zaksav91]

Me and my friends usually joke around in a gay manner(like playing a game we made up called "gay chicken"). It's hilarious for people to discover, though, that I am in fact straight and have a gf. Oh and how some people say on here, I care for other people more so than my own well being. I also have in-depth conversations with myself sometimes and I have some pretty gnarly mood-swings at times too. Oh well, I try and people enjoy my company so I suppose it's not bad.

 

[nickything]

I am sexually aroused by blood. How awkward was THAT watching TV with my boyfriend? Gawd, we were watching a show on a surgery and alot of blood was there. I almost came.
Or how every time I am given a sock and marker people come back to find me covered in marker with the sock hanging on my ear. Alot of people think I am Autistic because I make different nosies to entertain myself when I am bored.
{Holy shit, do not give me ceran wrap. That stuff is addictive as hell}

I agree. You're awesome.

As for me... I get nervous in clean houses. There has to be some chaos and character. My place is messy as hell. No rotten food or dirty dishes but stuff and clutter and kitsch everywhere.

 

[HE Starwind]

The fact I now say 'Up your Viva!!' a lot in public.

If you're British, you'll know what I mean, if you have digital TV anyeway.

'Ere mate, I require you to up it.

I do this alot aswell, It's definatly a "What the hell?" moment for any of the public.

 

[Artemis923]

I have erotic dreams about Cersei Lannister.

Just Cersei? or is Jaime involved too?

My avatar should answer that question.

Jaime is one smexy man-beast.

 

[Evil the White]

I think I'm more intelligent than most people my age, but I don't like saying it because people would probably think I'm obnoxious (which I am).

Welcome to my world. We should set up a club for this sort of thing. I also hate smart people who act like idiots, especially when they're not even doing it on purpose.

OT, I'm paranoid, have very little trust in the vast majority of people and I find redheads and goths sexually attractive. REALLY attractive.

 

[Pegghead]

*Swish* *Swish*...Sometimes, when a sign says like, take one...I TAKE TWO!

 

[The Warden]

I do dances.
I hate dancing in front of people intentionally, but occasionally I'll do a little dance move and act as if nothing happened.
Oh yeah, and a lot of people think I'm creepy, which I don't really understand, but it's still awesome to mess with them, like when I played the "which celebrity would you eat if you had to eat one?" game
I chose George Takei, from star trek, not because he's a bad actor, he's quite good, but he just looks so tender.
Mmm...

 

[Xanadeas]

I'm a furry... I've got so many fetishes I can not list them all off the top of my head. I'm a mysogynistic, misanthropic, and gay. And something about Bowser just really turns me on. *Shrug*

 

[Daymo]

Interesting... I'm a naturally happy, jolly person, but what people don't realize is that happy, jolly people don't not feel anger and stress. We just repress it horribly. So, every once in a while, I'll strut around in a bad mood and then verbally attack and destroy anyone who even gives me the slightest reason.

Yeh repressed anger for the win. I do this all the time, sometimes my friends play a game to see who can make me snap, suck to be the winner in that game.