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I'm apparantly a Furrie but without the Yiff part...
I have too many quirks to list. they range for 'not being able to shower if the toilet lid is up' to 'being so disturbed by the animation of a pokemon useing flame wheel (HGSS Animation at least)
I Also love yaoi yuri and het (Guy on guy Girl on girl and hetrosexual) Which is rare apparantly...
also I can't Watch porn but i can Read it...
I have too many quirks to list. they range for 'not being able to shower if the toilet lid is up' to 'being so disturbed by the animation of a pokemon useing flame wheel (HGSS Animation at least)
I Also love yaoi yuri and het (Guy on guy Girl on girl and hetrosexual) Which is rare apparantly...
also I can't Watch porn but i can Read it...
Wow. Just...wow. Although personally I normally head to Conservapedia, its always good for a laugh.shophius said:
I have to say, that made me snort a little. Oh Max, you.MaxTheReaper said:
OT, I frequently burst into sequences of air drums and table tapping without really realising. Apparently it not only annoys the fuck out of most people, but makes me look like a douche.
Oh yeah, and I kill babies.
If I'm angry at someone, I imagine killing them in the most gruesome way possible.
I also daydream a lot when I'm bored.
Yes, I'm normal...
I also daydream a lot when I'm bored.
Yes, I'm normal...
My intolerance of Republicans, Conservatives, strict religious people who ruin things for a vast majority of people, and white kids who live in gated communities who think they are all "gangsta".
Also, I tend to swear a lot, and won't back down from an argument.
Also, I tend to swear a lot, and won't back down from an argument.
I've also had numerous dreams where I purge entire cities, ending millions of lives... But that MAY just be the whole superiority complex thing. Whatever.
This is my island. (North America, Central America, South America, yes an island)
Mine I tell you, and you're my peons. Build me a house! Bring me toast and Mountain Dew!
Mine I tell you, and you're my peons. Build me a house! Bring me toast and Mountain Dew!
I will make a joke out of just about anything in life, ESPECIALLY things that shouldn't be... "Oh, your grandmother died, there's gotta be something funny in that..." /*thinks a moment*/ Insert witty comment here, I'm too damned tired... there's my other what the hell, I'm over achieving with an apathy and lethargy problem.
I have weird dreams that involve Samuel L. Jackson controlling bat demons, a Mexican Kratos, and Chibis defending Japan from the Huns.
I like watching women get doggy-styled by actual dogs.
I thought of a detailed plot for a crossover fanfiction between the anime Lucky Star and the videogame Dead Space. Lighthearted chibis getting ripped to shreds by mutated corpses fresh from the oven that is the twisted dark side of my imagination.
This one time I went through an antitheist faze where I fantasized about besieging the Vatican.
Also I like yuri.
I like watching women get doggy-styled by actual dogs.
I thought of a detailed plot for a crossover fanfiction between the anime Lucky Star and the videogame Dead Space. Lighthearted chibis getting ripped to shreds by mutated corpses fresh from the oven that is the twisted dark side of my imagination.
This one time I went through an antitheist faze where I fantasized about besieging the Vatican.
Also I like yuri.
lol this is different than a thought it would be so i feel like i need to post in it.
I tend to look at people doing stupid thing like they need to die, and i do think about how to best fortify a building, should a zombie horde show up.
I tend to look at people doing stupid thing like they need to die, and i do think about how to best fortify a building, should a zombie horde show up.
Whoa, now there's a conundrum. Does your servant self ever get ticked off at your master self and flip 'em the bird?MaxTheReaper said:
OT - I get lost in thought a lot. Hrm, that's fairly normal. Um... I can do a voice like the Liche King from WoW that makes people give me odd stares. I can fold my thumbs all the way behind my first knuckle on my index fingers. I guess I'm not that wierd really, just a little goofy.
Well, I'm neurotic as fuck, and I'm also waaaaaaay to honest for my own good, so asking me what's wrong with me is likely to turn into a bloody long therapy session.
For starters: I'm overly analytical; I derive stories out of everything and compulsively write about them even though nobody will ever read the shit I write; I have all these OCD habits that I can't do crap about; I empathise with fictional characters more strongly than I do with myself; I have serious self-esteem issues; I don't see anything weird about the fact that my first girlfriend was a bi-polar former prostitute who'd been pregnant twice, nor the fact that I knew all that before we got together; I seem to think and experience emotions differently from conventional people (for all I know, that could just be a side-effect of insomnia and ADD medication); I have two distinctly different personalities; and I strongly suspect that I do (or will) suffer from some kind of mental illness, but then that could just be paranoia...
But despite all of that I'm still the stablest person I know.
It feels good getting stuff like this off my chest. =3 This is why I love the internet. So liberating.
For starters: I'm overly analytical; I derive stories out of everything and compulsively write about them even though nobody will ever read the shit I write; I have all these OCD habits that I can't do crap about; I empathise with fictional characters more strongly than I do with myself; I have serious self-esteem issues; I don't see anything weird about the fact that my first girlfriend was a bi-polar former prostitute who'd been pregnant twice, nor the fact that I knew all that before we got together; I seem to think and experience emotions differently from conventional people (for all I know, that could just be a side-effect of insomnia and ADD medication); I have two distinctly different personalities; and I strongly suspect that I do (or will) suffer from some kind of mental illness, but then that could just be paranoia...
But despite all of that I'm still the stablest person I know.
It feels good getting stuff like this off my chest. =3 This is why I love the internet. So liberating.
I feel that any hantai porn(anime porn) isnt real porn although some of the miny games are pretty fun and hilariouse though.Also a lot of the women featured in these are incredibly inacurate. I mean they have sutch large tits, how is that posible is that how the japs realy see the western world big brested half whits that have the orgasm of that of a bird crowing threw an echoing pipe. Whatching it with an analytical mind is the only rescipe for getting laughs.
F.Y.I- tenticle porn is total bullshit its stupid and any one who can beat off to that is either a freak or an alian.
F.Y.I- tenticle porn is total bullshit its stupid and any one who can beat off to that is either a freak or an alian.
Apparently I should have included irony and sarcasm tags in that. >_< Failed humor has failed. (for those of you who only understand internet memes, not you Max)MaxTheReaper said:
Yeah. Ditto. It's unpleasant at best.The Gentleman said:
And as I've become more and more of a feminist, my sexuality has gone completely the other way. Add it to the last statement and you'll get a pretty decent picture of what's going on. Yeah. Sometimes I genuinely scare myself.