What the hell is your problem?

[funguy2121]

Couldn't really see the second picture...it is x'd out but the first girl was quite pretty.

Forget it, it's not worth the effort. Google images doesn't show many cute chubby girls without nudity, and the links aren't working. Look up Tera Cox or Bunny de la Cruz if you wanna know what I'm talking about. Cookie if you can identify my avatar

 

[Razavn]

Not that really in to heavieset girls....I am 5' 11" and 115 lbs. so a heavy girl would bloody crush me...

 

[Razavn]

OT: I can fit my body through a truck's air filter....also two pony tail holders tied together..I am a stick.

 

[londelen]

I am regarded by some, as the king of /d/. Don't ask why they think I deserve that title.

 

[OutcastBOS]

I'm a vorephile

 

[KaiRai]

The fact I now say 'Up your Viva!!' a lot in public.

If you're British, you'll know what I mean, if you have digital TV anyway.

I do that so much.

I really enjoy sexually experimenting. It's amazing.
(By that I mean trying new things in the bedroom, not guy on guy)

 

[Disaster Button]

My nuclear degree of apathy.

I don't care about people's lives or their problems or things like that so when they start telling me and I'm not in the mood to pretend I care I usually turn on them with a pretty harsh verbal explosion.

An example:
One of my best mates is in love with a girl he can never see and when he was telling me (for like the 3rd time) in a public mall that he just simply missed her, I turned around and said "How about we go one damn second without talking about her or are you that much of a whiney little *****?" At which point he just walked off.

I don't even regret it. But I think he's forgiven me.

 

[Razavn]

The fact I now say 'Up your Viva!!' a lot in public.

If you're British, you'll know what I mean, if you have digital TV anyway.

I do that so much.

I really enjoy sexually experimenting. It's amazing.
(By that I mean trying new things in the bedroom, not guy on guy)

Even though I am a 16 year old virgin I think I will have quite the kinky side later if the present is anything to go by...internet FTW!

 

[funguy2121]

edit: wow. I so did not link that shit. Sorry, sorry and sorry. I'm giving up on trying to make it work.
I am told, that something the Hell is wrong with me.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I watch anime, if you think that's weird.
Umm, what else? I'll get back to you.

 

[PlainTwo]

Well in my High School, apparently dating younger people is pretty much heresy.

So mine would have to be the fact that there's a two year gap between me and my girlfriend.

I really don't see the big deal, but apparently it is one.

 

[Gardenia]

I can't stand 99,999% of all porn

 

[Cowabungaa]

Where are you from then?

Little rural village in the middle of Holland, so it is to be expected. Dutch people are usually praised for their skill in foreign languages, not so much for the dump I'm in.

 

[Razavn]

Well in my High School, apparently dating younger people is pretty much heresy.

So mine would have to be the fact that there's a two year gap between me and my girlfriend.

I really don't see the big deal, but apparently it is one.

I am 16 and in college...I wouldn't fell comfortable even dating the freshmen until I was a junior...

I can't stand 99,999% of all porn

What .001% can you stand then?

 

[Razavn]

Where are you from then?

Little rural village in the middle of Holland, so it is to be expected. Dutch people are usually praised for their skill in foreign languages, not so much for the dump I'm in.

My sister dated a Dutch guy for a while (a year) and he spoke English very well....

 

[funguy2121]

I can't stand 99,999% of all porn

So what's your poison, then? What kind works for you?

 

[Cowabungaa]

My sister dated a Dutch guy for a while (a year) and he spoke English very well....

Oh the idea that lots of Dutch people speak foreign languages quite well does count for quite a lot of area's, just not for the backwater retardo-place I'm living in. Especially compared to say Italians or French people or something, a lót of us speak at least English quite good.

 

[Smagmuck_]

I have this annoying tendency to undress every hot girl with my eyes, even when I don't want to...

I'm a sick, sick basterd...

*Begins banging head on keyboard*

 

[ThreeWords]

My current thing is stapling my arm. Or stapling things to my arm.

The last one, it was someone elses stapler. They used bigger staples. It bled like crazy and is still bruised.

The people, they wonder what the hell.

And I, I laugh as I bleed, pieces of paper stapled to my elbow.

Question(s)!

Do you find the pain unpleasant, or amusing?

Do you, indeed, feel conventional pain at all?

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OT: My rather over eager analysis of things that freak most people out (see above for example)

 

[Fetzenfisch]

Well i'm just some kind of arrogant asshole. But i wouldnt call that a problem. Most of the time its quite an advantage. And as long i dont really like someone who is involved im a selfish basterd, i just think i am the main character in the story of my life and most of humanity are less important roles or just moving backround