What the hell is your problem?

[funguy2121]

Well i'm just some kind of arrogant asshole. But i wouldnt call that a problem. Most of the time its quite an advantage. And as long i dont really like someone who is involved im a selfish basterd, i just think i am the main character in the story of my life and most of humanity are less important roles or just moving backround

Ha, ha. A pre-disillusionment character. Can't wait to see what Paul Haggis or Spike Jonze does with this one.

 

[PlainTwo]

Well in my High School, apparently dating younger people is pretty much heresy.

So mine would have to be the fact that there's a two year gap between me and my girlfriend.

I really don't see the big deal, but apparently it is one.

I am 16 and in college...I wouldn't fell comfortable even dating the freshmen until I was a junior...

My point is that just because people feel uncomfortable with it, doesn't mean they have to obsess over it. I don't even bring her up in conversation, it's other people that do, usually to berate me for it. I just don't understand why they can't mind their own business.

 

[Jark212]

For some reason, I care about others more than I care for myself. Im not entirely sure why, but I do
Also, Me and My friend James always do things that could be considered gay to a point, and I have no shame in saying this.

Exact same here, my buddy is named Arta...

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

is it wrong to want to start up a Cthulhu cult?

 

[Cmwissy]

I have a list of groups of people I would kill if the world turned chaos.

The first one being teenage girls.


I hate.... them....

I rant allot.

 

[Buizel91]

I'm a furry... I've got so many fetishes I can not list them all off the top of my head. I'm a mysogynistic, misanthropic, and gay. And something about Bowser just really turns me on. *Shrug*

u get turned on by a big, yellow, sharp toothed, spikey shelled turtle that gets beaten up by 2 plumbers? wow thats weird haha

 

[funguy2121]

I'm a furry... I've got so many fetishes I can not list them all off the top of my head. I'm a mysogynistic, misanthropic, and gay. And something about Bowser just really turns me on. *Shrug*

u get turned on by a big, yellow, sharp toothed, spikey shelled turtle that gets beaten up by 2 plumbers? wow thats weird haha

Thought the term was "plushie" or "skritcher." Sigh, I am so far behind the kink/BDSM/roleplay/dressup/pansexual times.

 

[minidevil921]

I feel fat sometimes.

 

[funguy2121]

I have this annoying tendency to undress every hot girl with my eyes, even when I don't want to...

I'm a sick, sick basterd...

*Begins banging head on keyboard*

That is a mental disorder that Bill Hicks referred to as "having a dick." I wouldn't worry about it, especially if you're a teen. The only problem is if you're leering. Gotta know how to look, glance, look and glance, and not just stare at those things bouncing around.

 

[funguy2121]

Seriously though, if I were to be honest, I'm 29 and I've met a few 16 year old girls whom I'd say were attractive.

My salvation? They opened their mouths. That's how they revealed that they were 16.

"Blah blah Twilight yak Real Chance of Love yada yada let's go to the mall blah only old men complain that there's no music on MTV yak yada..."

And any erection that would have been was preemptively nullified. I was soft as yogurt.

 

[Ciarang]

The fact that I'm 13 and de-sensitized to shock images is quite odd.

Erm... I have really long hair? I dunno, I'm not that strange...

 

[RagingMetrosexual]

There was a rumour going around a few months ago that i have a pirate fetish.

It's been nullified now after i played along with plenty an "i'll board yer vessel and attack with my sea men".

The funny thing is, after all that i now find myself strangely attracted to pirates.

Someone please shoot me (preferably with a cannon).

 

[Razavn]

HAHAHA! This makes my hang ups all the less worriesome...I have met people like MEE!

 

[VicunaBlue]

My EXTREME hate for people who take a logic course and think they're Jesus.

 

[Razavn]

There was a rumour going around a few months ago that i have a pirate fetish.

It's been nullified now after i played along with plenty an "i'll board yer vessel and attack with my sea men".

The funny thing is, after all that i now find myself strangely attracted to pirates.

Someone please shoot me (preferably with a cannon).

Wow! That is kind of funny that you weren't what you were accused of but graduly became it...care to explain what a "metrosexual" is...someone who has sex on buses?

 

[Razavn]

I have revealed more on this thread than to any family or friends...

 

[RagingMetrosexual]

I have revealed more on this thread than to any family or friends...

A straight dude who embraces gay culture...

It was meant kinda ironically

 

[Razavn]

I have revealed more on this thread than to any family or friends...

A straight dude who embraces gay culture...

It was meant kinda ironically

Ok, I think you quoted the wrong post though...

I am a conservative but as I have more kinks than a broken slinky I do not "hate" homosexuals. I may not agree with their practices but deliberatly targeting does no one any good...I don't mind them I just don't want them to hit on me.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I'm a capitalist and global warming skeptic. It has earned me some harsh words and criticism.

 

[neoontime]

Though i am very smart for my age i can't stand acting like a little kid and i think that will be a problem that will stick with me for the rest of my life