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RagingMetrosexual

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Razavn said:
RagingMetrosexual said:
Razavn said:
I have revealed more on this thread than to any family or friends...
A straight dude who embraces gay culture...

It was meant kinda ironically
Ok, I think you quoted the wrong post though...

I am a conservative but as I have more kinks than a broken slinky I do not "hate" homosexuals. I may not agree with their practices but deliberatly targeting does no one any good...I don't mind them I just don't want them to hit on me.
Ok...read the "ironically" bit.

I'm pretty much as straight as they come. It was meant to be funny...

Guess i failed there
 

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neoontime said:
Though i am very smart for my age i can't stand acting like a little kid and i think that will be a problem that will stick with me for the rest of my life
Unlucky, the moment you say your clever for your age is the moment your childishness shines through.
 

neoontime

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Rafe said:
neoontime said:
Though i am very smart for my age i can't stand acting like a little kid and i think that will be a problem that will stick with me for the rest of my life
Unlucky, the moment you say your clever for your age is the moment your childishness shines through.
That's what i was going for you poopyhead
 

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neoontime said:
Rafe said:
neoontime said:
Though i am very smart for my age i can't stand acting like a little kid and i think that will be a problem that will stick with me for the rest of my life
Unlucky, the moment you say your clever for your age is the moment your childishness shines through.
That's what i was going for you poopyhead
No you weren't; you were being arrogant.
 

neoontime

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Rafe said:
neoontime said:
Rafe said:
neoontime said:
Though i am very smart for my age i can't stand acting like a little kid and i think that will be a problem that will stick with me for the rest of my life
Unlucky, the moment you say your clever for your age is the moment your childishness shines through.
That's what i was going for you poopyhead
No you weren't; you were being arrogant.
Arr, you won this round mr. cactus avatar man
 

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Assassinator said:
Razavn said:
My sister dated a Dutch guy for a while (a year) and he spoke English very well....
Oh the idea that lots of Dutch people speak foreign languages quite well does count for quite a lot of area's, just not for the backwater retardo-place I'm living in. Especially compared to say Italians or French people or something, a lót of us speak at least English quite good.
quite well.
 

fuckwit

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CrazyHaircut94 said:
I'm a capitalist and global warming skeptic. It has earned me some harsh words and criticism.
I feel your pain. My entire group of friends are all socialists while I'm a capitalist. They're always ripping on me. I do believe in global warming, though.
 

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Rafe said:
neoontime said:
Though i am very smart for my age i can't stand acting like a little kid and i think that will be a problem that will stick with me for the rest of my life
Unlucky, the moment you say your clever for your age is the moment your childishness shines through.
Out of interest, would you say that anybody who describes themselves as intelligent/clever for their age is being arrogant as opposed to honest?

A lot of the time I question everything. I mean everything. It annoys the hell out of people, and I can see why.
 

Razavn

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fuckwit said:
CrazyHaircut94 said:
I'm a capitalist and global warming skeptic. It has earned me some harsh words and criticism.
I feel your pain. My entire group of friends are all socialists while I'm a capitalist. They're always ripping on me. I do believe in global warming, though.
I don't believe in global warming either in fact the earth entered a cooling stage 9 years ago...also in the 70's it was catastrophic man made global cooling...also the U.S. sinks more CO_2_ out of the air than it puts in...take that enviros....no, I don't want to start a debate here maybe I will start a thread about it but not here.
 

Razavn

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RagingMetrosexual said:
Razavn said:
RagingMetrosexual said:
Razavn said:
I have revealed more on this thread than to any family or friends...
A straight dude who embraces gay culture...

It was meant kinda ironically
Ok, I think you quoted the wrong post though...

I am a conservative but as I have more kinks than a broken slinky I do not "hate" homosexuals. I may not agree with their practices but deliberatly targeting does no one any good...I don't mind them I just don't want them to hit on me.
Ok...read the "ironically" bit.

I'm pretty much as straight as they come. It was meant to be funny...

Guess i failed there
Sorry, still new to internet forums (this is my first) I didn't pick up on the sarcasm...
 

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Smagmuck08 said:
I have this annoying tendency to undress every hot girl with my eyes, even when I don't want to...

I'm a sick, sick basterd...

*Begins banging head on keyboard*
That is a mental disorder that Bill Hicks referred to as "having a dick." I wouldn't worry about it, especially if you're a teen. The only problem is if you're leering. Gotta know how to look, glance, look and glance, and not just stare at those things bouncing around.
Ha, ha. Okay, thanks. Maybe I won't slapped around so much any more. :D
 

Razavn

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Smagmuck08 said:
funguy2121 said:
Smagmuck08 said:
I have this annoying tendency to undress every hot girl with my eyes, even when I don't want to...

I'm a sick, sick basterd...

*Begins banging head on keyboard*
That is a mental disorder that Bill Hicks referred to as "having a dick." I wouldn't worry about it, especially if you're a teen. The only problem is if you're leering. Gotta know how to look, glance, look and glance, and not just stare at those things bouncing around.
Ha, ha. Okay, thanks. Maybe I won't slapped around so much any more. :D
I thought this was normal behavior...
 

Razavn

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Horny Ico said:
I often express my affection toward children, which many people (on the Internet, anyway) confuse with pedophilia because they're stupid assholes. Nobody accuses me of beastality every time I say the same about kittens.
I don't have your problem. Frankly, I hate and despise small children...really I do...
 

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fuckwit said:
CrazyHaircut94 said:
I'm a capitalist and global warming skeptic. It has earned me some harsh words and criticism.
I feel your pain. My entire group of friends are all socialists while I'm a capitalist. They're always ripping on me. I do believe in global warming, though.
It's not so that I don't believe in global warming, I just think that the actual "threat" part of it is a scam. There are proof of the government lying (Yes, I know I sound like some conspiracy theorist, but I believe what I've seen)
 

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Every night, when I go to sleep, I have an electric fan running at full blast next to my bed. I can't sleep without the noise. Yeah.


The rest? I don't want to say in a place where it can be traced back to me...
 

Razavn

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CrazyHaircut94 said:
fuckwit said:
CrazyHaircut94 said:
I'm a capitalist and global warming skeptic. It has earned me some harsh words and criticism.
I feel your pain. My entire group of friends are all socialists while I'm a capitalist. They're always ripping on me. I do believe in global warming, though.
It's not so that I don't believe in global warming, I just think that the actual "threat" part of it is a scam. There are proof of the government lying (Yes, I know I sound like some conspiracy theorist, but I believe what I've seen)
This, coupled withe the fact that if you listen to any of the leaders of the large green movements you will think you are on the set of a movie in which cultists seek to end all life on the planet as we know it. For example look as Pau Ehlerhert(something like that) in the 60's and 70's he predicted that there would be so many people on earth that we would face a severe global famine, I think he called his book "population bomb". Anyways he had a huge following and every decade after that he and his followers would come out and say that the population could not increse any more and that we should take drastic measures like sterilization and "rationing" of how many children a couple should have.

Turns out we have more that enough food production capabilities it is just that distribution is not the greatest...especially with most CFC's being banned....

His ideas largely shaped the green movement today and had a large influence in his time...

For more info on global warming I have the book "The Politically Incorrect Guide to Global Warming." However, just ignore his ad hominem attacks and comparison of environmentalists to communitst (first chapter), the rest is quite good.
 

Arkhangelsk

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Razavn said:
CrazyHaircut94 said:
fuckwit said:
CrazyHaircut94 said:
I'm a capitalist and global warming skeptic. It has earned me some harsh words and criticism.
I feel your pain. My entire group of friends are all socialists while I'm a capitalist. They're always ripping on me. I do believe in global warming, though.
It's not so that I don't believe in global warming, I just think that the actual "threat" part of it is a scam. There are proof of the government lying (Yes, I know I sound like some conspiracy theorist, but I believe what I've seen)
This, coupled withe the fact that if you listen to any of the leaders of the large green movements you will think you are on the set of a movie in which cultists seek to end all life on the planet as we know it. For example look as Pau Ehlerhert(something like that) in the 60's and 70's he predicted that there would be so many people on earth that we would face a severe global famine, I think he called his book "population bomb". Anyways he had a huge following and every decade after that he and his followers would come out and say that the population could not increse any more and that we should take drastic measures like sterilization and "rationing" of how many children a couple should have.

Turns out we have more that enough food production capabilities it is just that distribution is not the greatest...especially with most CFC's being banned....

His ideas largely shaped the green movement today and had a large influence in his time...

For more info on global warming I have the book "The Politically Incorrect Guide to Global Warming." However, just ignore his ad hominem attacks and comparison of environmentalists to communitst (first chapter), the rest is quite good.
I try to convince people around me, but I get the same degrading comments. Afraid, nutjob, idiot, etc. But there is enough evidence. And it just seems that the government is all in on scamming us. May sound a bit hard to believe, but one of the big shot climatologists said "We must get rid of the Medieval Warm Period", so they basically said that they must hide scientific facts so they can have it their way.

And according to a voluntary scientist, 75% of the temperature measuring devices set around America are off by 2 degrees, and one of them being put in the asphalt, standing outside a building near the exhaust shaft of an air conditioner.

There is also the so called "tree ring data", where they measured temperature history through tree rings. Problem is, they only measured one tree!

But the most devious one, is the hockey-stick graph. Ah yes, Michael Mann, never thought we'd see through you. Here's the deal, you've seen the graphs, right? It starts low, but then leaps into the sky. That is their "accurate guess" on how things will go down. But the skeptics gained access to the program that measured this. They put in jumbled data, nothing to do with anything, and guess the answer. A hockey-stick graph. The program is rigged to make hockey-sticks. If that isn't a scam, I don't know what is.

And while I hate pointing fingers, I have to state that Al Gore is in fact either a hypocrite or a non-believer in global warming. He consumes more than double the electricity and energy of a normal American citizen. He also owns a beach house on the very shores that he predicts will flood. And the UN's climate panel, is led by a railroad engineer.

I'm not saying that all is false, but people choose one side and stick with it, when there are proof on both sides.
 

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WanderFreak said:
My current thing is stapling my arm. Or stapling things to my arm.

The last one, it was someone elses stapler. They used bigger staples. It bled like crazy and is still bruised.

The people, they wonder what the hell.

And I, I laugh as I bleed, pieces of paper stapled to my elbow.
i have a friend who does that.