What the hell is your problem?

[David Bray]

I quite enjoy Doujins, especially Alice in Sexland. Hilarious.
Also, i like feet.

Okay...I think I now know what a Doujin is...withough googling or wikiing it...just by you saying one you enjoy.......is it like Fan Fiction on steroids?

If by steroids you mean steroids that effect boobs then yes, right on the money.

 

[Razavn]

I quite enjoy Doujins, especially Alice in Sexland. Hilarious.
Also, i like feet.

Okay...I think I now know what a Doujin is...withough googling or wikiing it...just by you saying one you enjoy.......is it like Fan Fiction on steroids?

If by steroids you mean steroids that effect boobs then yes, right on the money.

Hmm...I figured....

My hair fetish. Seriously...

I know people can have all kinds of fetishes...I haven't heard of a hair fetish though...

 

[DracoSuave]

Man I wrote that awhile ago. You actually are correct though, I posted that in a hyperbolic sense mainly because I was pissed at a friend who by only playing the demo of L4D2 said it was going to be better than Fallout 3. Now I wasn't pissed that he made that ignorant statement, I was pissed because he basically shut his ears and yelled "nahnahnahnah" while I was trying to explain he was wrong. That anger was forged into that above post that has been long forgot. I don't actually think one game can be the decline of games altogether.

Well he might be right, in a sense.

Absolutely, L4D2 is a far superior game if you value the zombie-killing-with-friends experience more than the exploring-a-desolate-wasteland sense.

But, that's comparing apples to oranges... you won't judge the fruit that is better by its own merits, you'll just pick whichever flavor is your favorite.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

I have a problem connecting with people, and being alone with people I don't know. It rather sucks.

Bing! Right here! That's me! I'm incredibly withdrawn the first few times I'm with someone, but after that, I'm pretty much myself around them. It makes getting to know people tough when they think you're this silent kid when you're really not.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

I'm a furry. However, it's only in the since that I am attracted to a (fe)male with a good personality and/or body, regardless of furriness. I do not ever, nor do most furries, want to have sex with an animal. Don't lump me in with the minority, please. I'm already in enough of one.

 

[tanithwolf]

I carry a spoon in my pocket at all times, because I can't find a spork to carry in it.

 

[Srkkl]

Man I wrote that awhile ago. You actually are correct though, I posted that in a hyperbolic sense mainly because I was pissed at a friend who by only playing the demo of L4D2 said it was going to be better than Fallout 3. Now I wasn't pissed that he made that ignorant statement, I was pissed because he basically shut his ears and yelled "nahnahnahnah" while I was trying to explain he was wrong. That anger was forged into that above post that has been long forgot. I don't actually think one game can be the decline of games altogether.

Well he might be right, in a sense.

Absolutely, L4D2 is a far superior game if you value the zombie-killing-with-friends experience more than the exploring-a-desolate-wasteland sense.

But, that's comparing apples to oranges... you won't judge the fruit that is better by its own merits, you'll just pick whichever flavor is your favorite.

Ahh I like you. Yeah I went to explain that it was a better shooter but Fallout is better in depth of story and length of gameplay which is why it's more enjoyable for me, he's to stubborn to listen though. I like that last paragraph you said though it was worded amazingly.

 

[GreyWolf257]

When one of those hentai novels pops up on a thread or something, I read it for the story
Whenever I start bleeding, I wipe the blood on a particular spot on my wall
Sometimes I rage so hard, I put holes in my wall
I thought Epic Movie was fuckn' hilarious.
I have never met a meme I didn't like. No exceptions
[bold]Nothing gets me as scared as a good custom game of Infection on Halo 3[/bold]
I will always buy Nintendo's console first, if only for Zelda and Mario
[bold]And worst of all, I visit 4chan.[/bold]

Why do you get scared in infection maps? I throughly enjoy them and I am usually the last fighting human standing and not one of the pansies who hides in unreachable places just to be the "last man standing."

I have tried to visit 4chan before (I didn't even know what it was until about a month ago) and I can't navigate the site at all...so I don't know what everyone's problem with it is...this may have something to do with the fact that I can't find anything beyond the home page but still...

I dunno, I think I just get too into it sometimes. Like my survival depends on it or something.

I have done that in games before (like MW2 sometimes I nearly fall out of my chair as I try to lean in real life to see what is behind that airplane husk) but I have never had that problem in Halo...I love the game but I don't feel like it matters if I die...only that I take as many of the bastards with me as I can...

Before you ever get curious about 4Chan, let me tell you about it: the real bad place in 4Chan is /b/, a.k.a "The Land of the Soulless" or the Random section. It was made with good intentions, but it is pure evil. I went on it last night and saw everything I don't want to see: child porn, gay porn, and a woman vomiting on a guy's junk. That is what 4Chan is.

Advice taken...now I know what posters mean when they put /b/....the more you know.

I honestly have to tell you: you need to see it at least once, just so you can say you have been there. Plus, it will remove all sense of your curiosity. It's sorta like driving for the first time: you are probably a little worried at first, but then it gets better... then you are forced to watch a video showing a guy who is cut in half and still screaming after he got in a car accident.

I hope you don't feel uncomfortable now.

Are you kidding me!?!? [small] I hate driving. [/small]

Hmm..I did manage the offended page...disgusting stuff that though.

You'll be fine, then. 4Chan is like that, except with a lot less violence and with a lot more CP (God, I hate typing that) and pictures of people showing off their genitals and other such body parts. And some funny-ass memes; they make 4Chan bearable.

Yeah...I just went there and noticed that...I still don't think I should have checkout the offended page at school...granted this was at college while I had 3 hours for my class to start but still...

Holy shit, you looked at it at school?!? Did you get caught? Don't answer that, I'm just going to assume the answer is no. I looked it up in the privacy of my own home and thought I was going to get some sort of admin message on my computer saying I was screwed.

Suprisingly no...I didn't get in trouble...at the time I had no clue what the hell it was so when I went there I was kind of shocked...I was on my own laptop at the time and just hanging out in the student lounge of the art building (I was the only one in their) but since they have their own network and a system you have to log on every time you try to get on the internet there I though I was going to get in serious trouble...

That is when I would grab my computer, toss it as far as I can, run face first into a wall and yell "That guy just attacked me and looked stuff up on my computer!" and point in a random direction.

Ironically I thought something terrible would happen...I couldn't stop shaking for the next 2.5 hours...all the way through my Chemistry class..

I know what you mean. That is the worst kind of torture, that "slow burn" kind of suffering mixed with anticipation. the same thing happened to me when a kid in middle school discovered my computer code and logged onto a library computer and replaced the background with bestiality porn. I thought that I was fucked for about three days, but apparently the teachers never thought to check the login history, so I was safe.

That was very risky of you...

Its not full anonymity, because I think some people I know are on this site, but whatever. Lets see, I have searched many times for bestiality porn, much to my disappointment I found nothing good, I have watched my share of gay porn but am in no way gay(I love nothing more than the opposite sex and I think I may be in love with a girl) I love tentacle porn, I am constantly playing scenarios of family and friends dying in my head(not wishful thinking its just what I think of when I let my wind wander) I also do the same thing for my own death, I wonder what it feels like to just... cut myself(but I wouldn't actually do it) I am constantly stopping myself from making the joke "I hate-y whats happening in Haiti"

...

Hehe...I have done much of the same things as you and I know at least one of my friends visits this site...does he know my username or does he have an account???

I don't know but still...I am not going to stop posting because of it.

i have three friends who come here, but they have all have a combined total of about 90 posts, so I have nothing to worry about.

Let's see how many of these we have in common:

1. I like beasty porn.
2. I have seen a load of gay porn,
3. I am also not gay.
4. I Don't like tentacle stuff.
5. I have mostly the same thoughts as you concerning death.
6. Cutting yourself sucks and doesn't make any sense. trust me, I know. (No, I'm not emo, I have just cut myself before to see what it is like.)
7. Don't censor that joke. It helps ease tension about a bad situation. And no, I haven't thought of it yet.

4/7 ain't bad.

I am 4/7 as well...

1. I have not seen a lot gay porn...a little but not much...
2. I have never cut myself and have no intentions of doing so...
3. I have never made disaster jokes minus the comments like "haha...this is God's version of birth control"...I am somewhat of an atheist but if I am proven wrong I will change my opinion.

So you are agnostic? I suppose that would be what I am, but I lean more towards religious. And come on! Disaster jokes are what keeps people from going all postal. If you try to lighten the mood about something it takes away some of the painful sting that the disaster produced.

This is the longest line of quotes I think I have ever been in.

Yep, I do believe I am agnostic with a slight religious bent...also I meant to put population control instead of birth control...

Also, I would reduce the amount of post quoting but I don't know how without messing it up...:/

I don't either. I always seem to screw it up when I try. Also, I just want to point out that I wasn't the one who put the porn on the school computer. It just seems like you thought otherwise.

Have we just turned this thread into our own personal chat room?

Hmm...I think I edited that previous post...

Also, I don't know if we have...I think we are still(slightly) on topic?

Yeah, I think we are. We are talking about things that are kinda fucked up. We just did a comparison with another Escapist about how screwed up each of us are compared to him.

But just in case: I'm a furry.

There. We are now safe.

Nice...I am one as well...a little bit...but still I am one...more into the story and art..I would never have sex with someone in a fur suit...I mean good lord. (No offense if you are into that sort of thing.)

Please, don't pile me in with the fursuiters! I don't think I could do that, either. I have a hard time reading the stories (they just make me feel weird), but I used to artistically rate yiff for a couple of websites. And when I say "I used to," I mean that I did it when I was around the ages of 12-14. I oftentimes wonder what the people on those sites would have thought of my ratings and reviews if they knew I was just a kid. Makes me laugh every time. (Oh, and by the way, NOBODY else knows that. I said it on one slightly obscure post a while ago, but I don't think anybody caught it).

Very nice wolf...

Technically I shouldn't be on any of those sites at all...I think I make up for it though by trying to stay invisible...i.e. not posting anything at all...I mean anything...

Makes me laugh trying to imagine what they thought...

Yeesh..you are correct some of those stories are messed up...made me go WTF multiple times...

Do you mean you aren't supposed to be on those sites, or you try not to be seen on them...or both? Yeah, I just can't read those stories, furry or otherwise. I just have a hard time dealing with the "pre-packaged fantasy" bit. They all just leave me feeling uncomfortable knowing that the story had to first go through somebody's head other than my own.

Since your account says you're in Alabama (and probably within walking distance of my house), I'm going to assume it is 2:00AM there, too. I think I'll just finish this conversation tomorrow, if you don't mind.

It is both actually...where do you live in Alabama? I live around 15-20 min. away from Huntsville...I also agree with you about going to bed...it is late..so late..zzzzz

The story thing you are right about as well...most of them I just don't get and while I am reading I get the urge to point out every little mistake they make and how I would make it better....

Thankfully I don't give into those urges...goodnight though.

I'm back. And about you living near Huntsville... you live literally as far away from me as you possibly can while still living in Alabama. I actually live on the Florida Panhandle (near Pensacola, to be exact) and am about fifteen minutes away from the Alabama border, if you follow the roads.

I assume you are a Grammar Nazi. I am a closet Grammar Nazi myself, so I don't jump into a post and point things out.

Poster: I like MW2, it is a good game
Me: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! YOU FORGOT THE PERIOD!
Poster: ...... *Report*

Hmm...not really that much of a grammar nazi...I get more annoyed over grossly misspelled words or the wrong ones being used...I also like to think that I would change a few things....but that is just me...

Nice...my family has been down to Gulf Shores a few times so that is funny that you live close to my birthstate...I miss Florida.

I think it is funny you live in my birthstate. I was born in Birmingham, though.

Oh, and if you come down here again, go to the McGuire's Pub. It has some of the best damn food in the entire world. I ate there today and almost burst from eating too much. Plus, it's a landmark. You can't say you've been to Pensacola unless you've been there.

Yeah, the beaches are pretty too, yada yada.

 

[Razavn]

When one of those hentai novels pops up on a thread or something, I read it for the story
Whenever I start bleeding, I wipe the blood on a particular spot on my wall
Sometimes I rage so hard, I put holes in my wall
I thought Epic Movie was fuckn' hilarious.
I have never met a meme I didn't like. No exceptions
[bold]Nothing gets me as scared as a good custom game of Infection on Halo 3[/bold]
I will always buy Nintendo's console first, if only for Zelda and Mario
[bold]And worst of all, I visit 4chan.[/bold]

Why do you get scared in infection maps? I throughly enjoy them and I am usually the last fighting human standing and not one of the pansies who hides in unreachable places just to be the "last man standing."

I have tried to visit 4chan before (I didn't even know what it was until about a month ago) and I can't navigate the site at all...so I don't know what everyone's problem with it is...this may have something to do with the fact that I can't find anything beyond the home page but still...

I dunno, I think I just get too into it sometimes. Like my survival depends on it or something.

I have done that in games before (like MW2 sometimes I nearly fall out of my chair as I try to lean in real life to see what is behind that airplane husk) but I have never had that problem in Halo...I love the game but I don't feel like it matters if I die...only that I take as many of the bastards with me as I can...

Before you ever get curious about 4Chan, let me tell you about it: the real bad place in 4Chan is /b/, a.k.a "The Land of the Soulless" or the Random section. It was made with good intentions, but it is pure evil. I went on it last night and saw everything I don't want to see: child porn, gay porn, and a woman vomiting on a guy's junk. That is what 4Chan is.

Advice taken...now I know what posters mean when they put /b/....the more you know.

I honestly have to tell you: you need to see it at least once, just so you can say you have been there. Plus, it will remove all sense of your curiosity. It's sorta like driving for the first time: you are probably a little worried at first, but then it gets better... then you are forced to watch a video showing a guy who is cut in half and still screaming after he got in a car accident.

I hope you don't feel uncomfortable now.

Are you kidding me!?!? [small] I hate driving. [/small]

Hmm..I did manage the offended page...disgusting stuff that though.

You'll be fine, then. 4Chan is like that, except with a lot less violence and with a lot more CP (God, I hate typing that) and pictures of people showing off their genitals and other such body parts. And some funny-ass memes; they make 4Chan bearable.

Yeah...I just went there and noticed that...I still don't think I should have checkout the offended page at school...granted this was at college while I had 3 hours for my class to start but still...

Holy shit, you looked at it at school?!? Did you get caught? Don't answer that, I'm just going to assume the answer is no. I looked it up in the privacy of my own home and thought I was going to get some sort of admin message on my computer saying I was screwed.

Suprisingly no...I didn't get in trouble...at the time I had no clue what the hell it was so when I went there I was kind of shocked...I was on my own laptop at the time and just hanging out in the student lounge of the art building (I was the only one in their) but since they have their own network and a system you have to log on every time you try to get on the internet there I though I was going to get in serious trouble...

That is when I would grab my computer, toss it as far as I can, run face first into a wall and yell "That guy just attacked me and looked stuff up on my computer!" and point in a random direction.

Ironically I thought something terrible would happen...I couldn't stop shaking for the next 2.5 hours...all the way through my Chemistry class..

I know what you mean. That is the worst kind of torture, that "slow burn" kind of suffering mixed with anticipation. the same thing happened to me when a kid in middle school discovered my computer code and logged onto a library computer and replaced the background with bestiality porn. I thought that I was fucked for about three days, but apparently the teachers never thought to check the login history, so I was safe.

That was very risky of you...

Its not full anonymity, because I think some people I know are on this site, but whatever. Lets see, I have searched many times for bestiality porn, much to my disappointment I found nothing good, I have watched my share of gay porn but am in no way gay(I love nothing more than the opposite sex and I think I may be in love with a girl) I love tentacle porn, I am constantly playing scenarios of family and friends dying in my head(not wishful thinking its just what I think of when I let my wind wander) I also do the same thing for my own death, I wonder what it feels like to just... cut myself(but I wouldn't actually do it) I am constantly stopping myself from making the joke "I hate-y whats happening in Haiti"

...

Hehe...I have done much of the same things as you and I know at least one of my friends visits this site...does he know my username or does he have an account???

I don't know but still...I am not going to stop posting because of it.

i have three friends who come here, but they have all have a combined total of about 90 posts, so I have nothing to worry about.

Let's see how many of these we have in common:

1. I like beasty porn.
2. I have seen a load of gay porn,
3. I am also not gay.
4. I Don't like tentacle stuff.
5. I have mostly the same thoughts as you concerning death.
6. Cutting yourself sucks and doesn't make any sense. trust me, I know. (No, I'm not emo, I have just cut myself before to see what it is like.)
7. Don't censor that joke. It helps ease tension about a bad situation. And no, I haven't thought of it yet.

4/7 ain't bad.

I am 4/7 as well...

1. I have not seen a lot gay porn...a little but not much...
2. I have never cut myself and have no intentions of doing so...
3. I have never made disaster jokes minus the comments like "haha...this is God's version of birth control"...I am somewhat of an atheist but if I am proven wrong I will change my opinion.

So you are agnostic? I suppose that would be what I am, but I lean more towards religious. And come on! Disaster jokes are what keeps people from going all postal. If you try to lighten the mood about something it takes away some of the painful sting that the disaster produced.

This is the longest line of quotes I think I have ever been in.

Yep, I do believe I am agnostic with a slight religious bent...also I meant to put population control instead of birth control...

Also, I would reduce the amount of post quoting but I don't know how without messing it up...:/

I don't either. I always seem to screw it up when I try. Also, I just want to point out that I wasn't the one who put the porn on the school computer. It just seems like you thought otherwise.

Have we just turned this thread into our own personal chat room?

Hmm...I think I edited that previous post...

Also, I don't know if we have...I think we are still(slightly) on topic?

Yeah, I think we are. We are talking about things that are kinda fucked up. We just did a comparison with another Escapist about how screwed up each of us are compared to him.

But just in case: I'm a furry.

There. We are now safe.

Nice...I am one as well...a little bit...but still I am one...more into the story and art..I would never have sex with someone in a fur suit...I mean good lord. (No offense if you are into that sort of thing.)

Please, don't pile me in with the fursuiters! I don't think I could do that, either. I have a hard time reading the stories (they just make me feel weird), but I used to artistically rate yiff for a couple of websites. And when I say "I used to," I mean that I did it when I was around the ages of 12-14. I oftentimes wonder what the people on those sites would have thought of my ratings and reviews if they knew I was just a kid. Makes me laugh every time. (Oh, and by the way, NOBODY else knows that. I said it on one slightly obscure post a while ago, but I don't think anybody caught it).

Very nice wolf...

Technically I shouldn't be on any of those sites at all...I think I make up for it though by trying to stay invisible...i.e. not posting anything at all...I mean anything...

Makes me laugh trying to imagine what they thought...

Yeesh..you are correct some of those stories are messed up...made me go WTF multiple times...

Do you mean you aren't supposed to be on those sites, or you try not to be seen on them...or both? Yeah, I just can't read those stories, furry or otherwise. I just have a hard time dealing with the "pre-packaged fantasy" bit. They all just leave me feeling uncomfortable knowing that the story had to first go through somebody's head other than my own.

Since your account says you're in Alabama (and probably within walking distance of my house), I'm going to assume it is 2:00AM there, too. I think I'll just finish this conversation tomorrow, if you don't mind.

It is both actually...where do you live in Alabama? I live around 15-20 min. away from Huntsville...I also agree with you about going to bed...it is late..so late..zzzzz

The story thing you are right about as well...most of them I just don't get and while I am reading I get the urge to point out every little mistake they make and how I would make it better....

Thankfully I don't give into those urges...goodnight though.

I'm back. And about you living near Huntsville... you live literally as far away from me as you possibly can while still living in Alabama. I actually live on the Florida Panhandle (near Pensacola, to be exact) and am about fifteen minutes away from the Alabama border, if you follow the roads.

I assume you are a Grammar Nazi. I am a closet Grammar Nazi myself, so I don't jump into a post and point things out.

Poster: I like MW2, it is a good game
Me: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! YOU FORGOT THE PERIOD!
Poster: ...... *Report*

Hmm...not really that much of a grammar nazi...I get more annoyed over grossly misspelled words or the wrong ones being used...I also like to think that I would change a few things....but that is just me...

Nice...my family has been down to Gulf Shores a few times so that is funny that you live close to my birthstate...I miss Florida.

I think it is funny you live in my birthstate. I was born in Birmingham, though.

Oh, and if you come down here again, go to the McGuire's Pub. It has some of the best damn food in the entire world. I ate there today and almost burst from eating too much. Plus, it's a landmark. You can't say you've been to Pensacola unless you've been there.

Yeah, the beaches are pretty too, yada yada.

Hmm...about 3-4 years ago in February myself and my Boy Scout troop went down to Pensacola to visit the Naval Air Base down there...it was fricking cold though...we went to the Air Museum down there as well and talked with some of the Blue Angel pilots...god it was so bloody cold then.

Hmm...it will be at least 5 more years till I can visit a pub...plus I have a liver condition so it is best that I don't drink.

 

[DarkxReaper56]

I'm Pastafarian, I read *bigger* texts than most kids my age read(I'm in HS and ppl think its weird that I read stuff like The Divine Comedy), and I love being smarter than I act

 

[Razavn]

I'm Pastafarian, I read *bigger* texts than most kids my age read(I'm in HS and ppl think its weird that I read stuff like The Divine Comedy), and I love being smarter than I act

Nice...I read the Divine Comedy...didn't care for it too much though...

 

[GreyWolf257]

When one of those hentai novels pops up on a thread or something, I read it for the story
Whenever I start bleeding, I wipe the blood on a particular spot on my wall
Sometimes I rage so hard, I put holes in my wall
I thought Epic Movie was fuckn' hilarious.
I have never met a meme I didn't like. No exceptions
[bold]Nothing gets me as scared as a good custom game of Infection on Halo 3[/bold]
I will always buy Nintendo's console first, if only for Zelda and Mario
[bold]And worst of all, I visit 4chan.[/bold]

Why do you get scared in infection maps? I throughly enjoy them and I am usually the last fighting human standing and not one of the pansies who hides in unreachable places just to be the "last man standing."

I have tried to visit 4chan before (I didn't even know what it was until about a month ago) and I can't navigate the site at all...so I don't know what everyone's problem with it is...this may have something to do with the fact that I can't find anything beyond the home page but still...

I dunno, I think I just get too into it sometimes. Like my survival depends on it or something.

I have done that in games before (like MW2 sometimes I nearly fall out of my chair as I try to lean in real life to see what is behind that airplane husk) but I have never had that problem in Halo...I love the game but I don't feel like it matters if I die...only that I take as many of the bastards with me as I can...

Before you ever get curious about 4Chan, let me tell you about it: the real bad place in 4Chan is /b/, a.k.a "The Land of the Soulless" or the Random section. It was made with good intentions, but it is pure evil. I went on it last night and saw everything I don't want to see: child porn, gay porn, and a woman vomiting on a guy's junk. That is what 4Chan is.

Advice taken...now I know what posters mean when they put /b/....the more you know.

I honestly have to tell you: you need to see it at least once, just so you can say you have been there. Plus, it will remove all sense of your curiosity. It's sorta like driving for the first time: you are probably a little worried at first, but then it gets better... then you are forced to watch a video showing a guy who is cut in half and still screaming after he got in a car accident.

I hope you don't feel uncomfortable now.

Are you kidding me!?!? [small] I hate driving. [/small]

Hmm..I did manage the offended page...disgusting stuff that though.

You'll be fine, then. 4Chan is like that, except with a lot less violence and with a lot more CP (God, I hate typing that) and pictures of people showing off their genitals and other such body parts. And some funny-ass memes; they make 4Chan bearable.

Yeah...I just went there and noticed that...I still don't think I should have checkout the offended page at school...granted this was at college while I had 3 hours for my class to start but still...

Holy shit, you looked at it at school?!? Did you get caught? Don't answer that, I'm just going to assume the answer is no. I looked it up in the privacy of my own home and thought I was going to get some sort of admin message on my computer saying I was screwed.

Suprisingly no...I didn't get in trouble...at the time I had no clue what the hell it was so when I went there I was kind of shocked...I was on my own laptop at the time and just hanging out in the student lounge of the art building (I was the only one in their) but since they have their own network and a system you have to log on every time you try to get on the internet there I though I was going to get in serious trouble...

That is when I would grab my computer, toss it as far as I can, run face first into a wall and yell "That guy just attacked me and looked stuff up on my computer!" and point in a random direction.

Ironically I thought something terrible would happen...I couldn't stop shaking for the next 2.5 hours...all the way through my Chemistry class..

I know what you mean. That is the worst kind of torture, that "slow burn" kind of suffering mixed with anticipation. the same thing happened to me when a kid in middle school discovered my computer code and logged onto a library computer and replaced the background with bestiality porn. I thought that I was fucked for about three days, but apparently the teachers never thought to check the login history, so I was safe.

That was very risky of you...

Its not full anonymity, because I think some people I know are on this site, but whatever. Lets see, I have searched many times for bestiality porn, much to my disappointment I found nothing good, I have watched my share of gay porn but am in no way gay(I love nothing more than the opposite sex and I think I may be in love with a girl) I love tentacle porn, I am constantly playing scenarios of family and friends dying in my head(not wishful thinking its just what I think of when I let my wind wander) I also do the same thing for my own death, I wonder what it feels like to just... cut myself(but I wouldn't actually do it) I am constantly stopping myself from making the joke "I hate-y whats happening in Haiti"

...

Hehe...I have done much of the same things as you and I know at least one of my friends visits this site...does he know my username or does he have an account???

I don't know but still...I am not going to stop posting because of it.

i have three friends who come here, but they have all have a combined total of about 90 posts, so I have nothing to worry about.

Let's see how many of these we have in common:

1. I like beasty porn.
2. I have seen a load of gay porn,
3. I am also not gay.
4. I Don't like tentacle stuff.
5. I have mostly the same thoughts as you concerning death.
6. Cutting yourself sucks and doesn't make any sense. trust me, I know. (No, I'm not emo, I have just cut myself before to see what it is like.)
7. Don't censor that joke. It helps ease tension about a bad situation. And no, I haven't thought of it yet.

4/7 ain't bad.

I am 4/7 as well...

1. I have not seen a lot gay porn...a little but not much...
2. I have never cut myself and have no intentions of doing so...
3. I have never made disaster jokes minus the comments like "haha...this is God's version of birth control"...I am somewhat of an atheist but if I am proven wrong I will change my opinion.

So you are agnostic? I suppose that would be what I am, but I lean more towards religious. And come on! Disaster jokes are what keeps people from going all postal. If you try to lighten the mood about something it takes away some of the painful sting that the disaster produced.

This is the longest line of quotes I think I have ever been in.

Yep, I do believe I am agnostic with a slight religious bent...also I meant to put population control instead of birth control...

Also, I would reduce the amount of post quoting but I don't know how without messing it up...:/

I don't either. I always seem to screw it up when I try. Also, I just want to point out that I wasn't the one who put the porn on the school computer. It just seems like you thought otherwise.

Have we just turned this thread into our own personal chat room?

Hmm...I think I edited that previous post...

Also, I don't know if we have...I think we are still(slightly) on topic?

Yeah, I think we are. We are talking about things that are kinda fucked up. We just did a comparison with another Escapist about how screwed up each of us are compared to him.

But just in case: I'm a furry.

There. We are now safe.

Nice...I am one as well...a little bit...but still I am one...more into the story and art..I would never have sex with someone in a fur suit...I mean good lord. (No offense if you are into that sort of thing.)

Please, don't pile me in with the fursuiters! I don't think I could do that, either. I have a hard time reading the stories (they just make me feel weird), but I used to artistically rate yiff for a couple of websites. And when I say "I used to," I mean that I did it when I was around the ages of 12-14. I oftentimes wonder what the people on those sites would have thought of my ratings and reviews if they knew I was just a kid. Makes me laugh every time. (Oh, and by the way, NOBODY else knows that. I said it on one slightly obscure post a while ago, but I don't think anybody caught it).

Very nice wolf...

Technically I shouldn't be on any of those sites at all...I think I make up for it though by trying to stay invisible...i.e. not posting anything at all...I mean anything...

Makes me laugh trying to imagine what they thought...

Yeesh..you are correct some of those stories are messed up...made me go WTF multiple times...

Do you mean you aren't supposed to be on those sites, or you try not to be seen on them...or both? Yeah, I just can't read those stories, furry or otherwise. I just have a hard time dealing with the "pre-packaged fantasy" bit. They all just leave me feeling uncomfortable knowing that the story had to first go through somebody's head other than my own.

Since your account says you're in Alabama (and probably within walking distance of my house), I'm going to assume it is 2:00AM there, too. I think I'll just finish this conversation tomorrow, if you don't mind.

It is both actually...where do you live in Alabama? I live around 15-20 min. away from Huntsville...I also agree with you about going to bed...it is late..so late..zzzzz

The story thing you are right about as well...most of them I just don't get and while I am reading I get the urge to point out every little mistake they make and how I would make it better....

Thankfully I don't give into those urges...goodnight though.

I'm back. And about you living near Huntsville... you live literally as far away from me as you possibly can while still living in Alabama. I actually live on the Florida Panhandle (near Pensacola, to be exact) and am about fifteen minutes away from the Alabama border, if you follow the roads.

I assume you are a Grammar Nazi. I am a closet Grammar Nazi myself, so I don't jump into a post and point things out.

Poster: I like MW2, it is a good game
Me: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! YOU FORGOT THE PERIOD!
Poster: ...... *Report*

Hmm...not really that much of a grammar nazi...I get more annoyed over grossly misspelled words or the wrong ones being used...I also like to think that I would change a few things....but that is just me...

Nice...my family has been down to Gulf Shores a few times so that is funny that you live close to my birthstate...I miss Florida.

I think it is funny you live in my birthstate. I was born in Birmingham, though.

Oh, and if you come down here again, go to the McGuire's Pub. It has some of the best damn food in the entire world. I ate there today and almost burst from eating too much. Plus, it's a landmark. You can't say you've been to Pensacola unless you've been there.

Yeah, the beaches are pretty too, yada yada.

Hmm...about 3-4 years ago in February myself and my Boy Scout troop went down to Pensacola to visit the Naval Air Base down there...it was fricking cold though...we went to the Air Museum down there as well and talked with some of the Blue Angel pilots...god it was so bloody cold then.

Hmm...it will be at least 5 more years till I can visit a pub...plus I have a liver condition so it is best that I don't drink.

Yeah, it gets cold down here, even though it is friggin' Florida! And McGuire's is a pub, but it is also a highly renowned restaurant. They have a ton of awards, and they have almost a million $1 bills hanging up on the walls, many of them from all of the famous people around there, but that is beside the point.

 

[Razavn]

I carry a spoon in my pocket at all times, because I can't find a spork to carry in it.

What? You have a spoon in your pocket....? Because you can't find a spork??? WTF...

Is that a spork in your pocket or are you just happy to see me....

JK.

 

[tanithwolf]

I carry a spoon in my pocket at all times, because I can't find a spork to carry in it.

What? You have a spoon in your pocket....? Because you can't find a spork??? WTF...

Is that a spork in your pocket or are you just happy to see me....

JK.

My reasoning is that no one will ever expect me to be carrying a spork and thus they get thrown off guard when they think I'm pulling a knife and suddenly I have a spork. The spoon also works quite well, but everyone knows there's nothing as awesome as a spork.

 

[Dudemeister]

The fact I now say 'Up your Viva!!' a lot in public.

I fucking hate the guy from that advert. I'd love to just punch him forever.

 

[Razavn]

I carry a spoon in my pocket at all times, because I can't find a spork to carry in it.

What? You have a spoon in your pocket....? Because you can't find a spork??? WTF...

Is that a spork in your pocket or are you just happy to see me....

JK.

My reasoning is that no one will ever expect me to be carrying a spork and thus they get thrown off guard when they think I'm pulling a knife and suddenly I have a spork. The spoon also works quite well, but everyone knows there's nothing as awesome as a spork.

Yes there is....a spoon/fork/knife combo of which I happen to be a proud owner....a sporkif...

I like it because it greatly helps while backpacking since I don't have to carry 3 separate untensils...

 

[Evil the White]

My ultimate girl would be a curvy gothic redhead. Everyone at school finds it weird.

 

[borediam113]

About every fifteen minutes or so, I have the desire to eat human flesh.

You too.

 

[tanithwolf]

I carry a spoon in my pocket at all times, because I can't find a spork to carry in it.

What? You have a spoon in your pocket....? Because you can't find a spork??? WTF...

Is that a spork in your pocket or are you just happy to see me....

JK.

My reasoning is that no one will ever expect me to be carrying a spork and thus they get thrown off guard when they think I'm pulling a knife and suddenly I have a spork. The spoon also works quite well, but everyone knows there's nothing as awesome as a spork.

Yes there is....a spoon/fork/knife combo of which I happen to be a proud owner....a sporkif...

I like it because it greatly helps while backpacking since I don't have to carry 3 separate untensils...

I would get one, but every time I see them I just have to go "You're not a spork, you're just a utensil that wishes it could be that awesome".

 

[Razavn]

I find most kinds of animated pornography to be hilarious. I busted a nut watching The Ultimate Orgy, and some people find that offensive, but I really don't care (Thanks Internet Anonymity!)

You masturbated over that? Wow... dude. You really need to get laid. Just cut a hole in your undies and hit up the local gay bar. Some sleazy 50 year old will be buying you a appletini before you can blink twice.

Soo.....is he Zach Braff or the 50 year old...either way that is just creepy...

[small] For those of you who have never watched Scrubs (or don't remember) Zach Braff is the name of the actor who plays the fruity charactar J.D....ironically those are the initails I would have had if my dad had gotten his way...and I have been informed I look like JD as well so it would have been creepy. [/small]