What the hell is your problem?

[Razavn]

I carry a spoon in my pocket at all times, because I can't find a spork to carry in it.

What? You have a spoon in your pocket....? Because you can't find a spork??? WTF...

Is that a spork in your pocket or are you just happy to see me....

JK.

My reasoning is that no one will ever expect me to be carrying a spork and thus they get thrown off guard when they think I'm pulling a knife and suddenly I have a spork. The spoon also works quite well, but everyone knows there's nothing as awesome as a spork.

Yes there is....a spoon/fork/knife combo of which I happen to be a proud owner....a sporkif...

I like it because it greatly helps while backpacking since I don't have to carry 3 separate untensils...

I would get one, but every time I see them I just have to go "You're not a spork, you're just a utensil that wishes it could be that awesome".

But they are that awesome...why you dissing my sporkif foo.!

 

[Corpse XxX]

Interesting... I'm a naturally happy, jolly person, but what people don't realize is that happy, jolly people don't not feel anger and stress. We just repress it horribly. So, every once in a while, I'll strut around in a bad mood and then verbally attack and destroy anyone who even gives me the slightest reason.

Two of a kind brother, two of a kind..

Maybe like once a month i will totally burst into violent rage over the littlest things.. Beeing suuuper mad for an hour.. Then im back to normal.. That is always laughing and smiling, also i find it amusing to make an ass of myself for laughs..

 

[Viridian13]

I suppose my constant sexual analogies and what seems to be blatant racism unnerves some people until they get to know me better.

My love of anime. Especially Rozen Maiden.

That makes people go "what the hell"? What's wrong with anime? In my school, watching anime is nothing special and the anime club is quite big.

It's only racist if you're a racist.

I have a fascination with dismemberment, which scares the shit out of my friends and family.

 

[GreyWolf257]

I find most kinds of animated pornography to be hilarious. I busted a nut watching The Ultimate Orgy, and some people find that offensive, but I really don't care (Thanks Internet Anonymity!)

You masturbated over that? Wow... dude. You really need to get laid. Just cut a hole in your undies and hit up the local gay bar. Some sleazy 50 year old will be buying you a appletini before you can blink twice.

Anyway OT: I frequently visit Gurochan. Think 4chan for all its flaws it at least one of the most original places on the net and am not afraid to voice my hatred of pretty much any subgroup that whines about its "equal rights".

No, eww, eww! What the hell are you thinking, get your mind out of the gutter! Apparently we think of that term differently, but I will change it right now in order to get rid of confusion.

 

[Godavari]

As a general rule of thumb, I hate black people in this day and age. MLK was briliant, and there are still brilliant black people out there. But the majority forsake education, wear their pants around their ankles, and abuse grammar. In fact, I had to restrain myself from yelling at some black girl this morning when she kept saying "aks" instead of "ask". I also resent having to learn about black history.

Basically, I believe more in the white man's burden then the white man's guilt.

 

[Andalusa]

The fact I now say 'Up your Viva!!' a lot in public.

If you're British, you'll know what I mean, if you have digital TV anyeway.

I do this all the time... seriously annoys some people.

 

[GreyWolf257]

I find most kinds of animated pornography to be hilarious. I busted a nut watching The Ultimate Orgy, and some people find that offensive, but I really don't care (Thanks Internet Anonymity!)

You masturbated over that? Wow... dude. You really need to get laid. Just cut a hole in your undies and hit up the local gay bar. Some sleazy 50 year old will be buying you a appletini before you can blink twice.

Soo.....is he Zach Braff or the 50 year old...either way that is just creepy...

[small] For those of you who have never watched Scrubs (or don't remember) Zach Braff is the name of the actor who plays the fruity charactar J.D....ironically those are the initails I would have had if my dad had gotten his way...and I have been informed I look like JD as well so it would have been creepy. [/small]

Oh, fuck no! I didn't think of it like that! I thought of it the way I always heard it used: meaning you laugh really hard. Oh, fuck! This thread has over 11,000 views. I wonder how many other people took that as wrong as this guy.

 

[RanD00M]

I sometimes wear a bra in my room.But only in my room.

And i´m a guy.

 

[Razavn]

I find most kinds of animated pornography to be hilarious. I busted a nut watching The Ultimate Orgy, and some people find that offensive, but I really don't care (Thanks Internet Anonymity!)

You masturbated over that? Wow... dude. You really need to get laid. Just cut a hole in your undies and hit up the local gay bar. Some sleazy 50 year old will be buying you a appletini before you can blink twice.

Soo.....is he Zach Braff or the 50 year old...either way that is just creepy...

[small] For those of you who have never watched Scrubs (or don't remember) Zach Braff is the name of the actor who plays the fruity charactar J.D....ironically those are the initails I would have had if my dad had gotten his way...and I have been informed I look like JD as well so it would have been creepy. [/small]

Oh, fuck no! I didn't think of it like that! I thought of it the way I always heard it used: meaning you laugh really hard. Oh, fuck! This thread has over 11,000 views. I wonder how many other people took that as wrong as this guy.

I knew what you meant I was just poking fun at the other guy....or was I????

As a general rule of thumb, I hate black people in this day and age. MLK was briliant, and there are still brilliant black people out there. But the majority forsake education, wear their pants around their ankles, and abuse grammar. In fact, I had to restrain myself from yelling at some black girl this morning when she kept saying "aks" instead of "ask". I also resent having to learn about black history.

Basically, I believe more in the white man's burden then the white man's guilt.

I have kind of your same opinion...I don't mind black people it is only those who behave according to the worst sterotypes and do nothing to change other people's opinions of them and constantly blame the "white man" for keeping them down that I truly despise...

In America we have become so PC that there are now cases of reverse discrimination that are popping up...what happened to fair play for all and not showing favoritism due to race/religion/sex/ etc...

 

[VicunaBlue]

I face backwards when I shower...

 

[Razavn]

I face backwards when I shower...

What does that mean...and is that abnormal???

 

[CymTyr]

My ability to cut people down to size, though I rarely use it, sometimes I use it at the wrong times.

 

[Razavn]

The fact I now say 'Up your Viva!!' a lot in public.

I fucking hate the guy from that advert. I'd love to just punch him forever.

What advert and what does it even mean? It sounds like "up your life" but I suppose it could be taken the wrong way....

 

[tanithwolf]

I carry a spoon in my pocket at all times, because I can't find a spork to carry in it.

What? You have a spoon in your pocket....? Because you can't find a spork??? WTF...

Is that a spork in your pocket or are you just happy to see me....

JK.

My reasoning is that no one will ever expect me to be carrying a spork and thus they get thrown off guard when they think I'm pulling a knife and suddenly I have a spork. The spoon also works quite well, but everyone knows there's nothing as awesome as a spork.

Yes there is....a spoon/fork/knife combo of which I happen to be a proud owner....a sporkif...

I like it because it greatly helps while backpacking since I don't have to carry 3 separate untensils...

I would get one, but every time I see them I just have to go "You're not a spork, you're just a utensil that wishes it could be that awesome".

But they are that awesome...why you dissing my sporkif foo.!

Because it's like it can't decide what utensil it wants to be. I could respect it if was clearly a spoon, fork, knife or a spork, but until it decides I will remain unimpressed.

 

[Razavn]

I carry a spoon in my pocket at all times, because I can't find a spork to carry in it.

What? You have a spoon in your pocket....? Because you can't find a spork??? WTF...

Is that a spork in your pocket or are you just happy to see me....

JK.

My reasoning is that no one will ever expect me to be carrying a spork and thus they get thrown off guard when they think I'm pulling a knife and suddenly I have a spork. The spoon also works quite well, but everyone knows there's nothing as awesome as a spork.

Yes there is....a spoon/fork/knife combo of which I happen to be a proud owner....a sporkif...

I like it because it greatly helps while backpacking since I don't have to carry 3 separate untensils...

I would get one, but every time I see them I just have to go "You're not a spork, you're just a utensil that wishes it could be that awesome".

But they are that awesome...why you dissing my sporkif foo.!

Because it's like it can't decide what utensil it wants to be. I could respect it if was clearly a spoon, fork, knife or a spork, but until it decides I will remain unimpressed.

I do agree that the knife serves little to no purpose after all I can cut food with the side of the tines.....you win the argument though there is little difference from the two...

Hmm....I like all the games I have...but I am not wowed by them....any of them even those I consider quite good and everyone loves...

 

[Soul137]

I always thought shine sprites were cute.

 

[Razavn]

I always thought shine sprites were cute.

What are those...??..??

Edit: OT:.....over 2/3 of my posts are on this thread...wow....that is kind of disturbing...

 

[GreyWolf257]

No, eww, eww! What the hell are you thinking, get your mind out of the gutter! Apparently we think of that term differently, but I will change it right now in order to get rid of confusion.

Come on man. Be fair. You "busted a nut [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bust+a+nut]" watching The Ultimate Orgy. The gutter is the only place our minds could go.
Be proud of who you are! So you have a thing for Mr Rogers in a cum stained sweater. Its fiiiiiine. Kinda creepy but fine. Just do us a favour and don't take part in the parades. Those things annoy the hell out of me.
[sup]Yes, I am indeed teasing you. MWAHA.[/sup]
Anyway that reminds me. I have not checked the creators webcomic in a while. ^.^

Man, I think I just want to lie down and die. This damn thread has been up since November and has been seen by over 12,000 people. I think I shall commit hari-kiri over a live Web Video so that I can return honor to my (screen) name.

Oh, and there is no way I'm going to click on a link that is titled "Busted a Nut." I have ALWAYS used that word to refer to laughing really hard, yet I knew it could be taken wrong. Fuck my life.

 

[Razavn]

No, eww, eww! What the hell are you thinking, get your mind out of the gutter! Apparently we think of that term differently, but I will change it right now in order to get rid of confusion.

Come on man. Be fair. You "busted a nut [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bust+a+nut]" watching The Ultimate Orgy. The gutter is the only place our minds could go.
Be proud of who you are! So you have a thing for Mr Rogers in a cum stained sweater. Its fiiiiiine. Kinda creepy but fine. Just do us a favour and don't take part in the parades. Those things annoy the hell out of me.
[sup]Yes, I am indeed teasing you. MWAHA.[/sup]
Anyway that reminds me. I have not checked the creators webcomic in a while. ^.^

Man, I think I just want to lie down and die. This damn thread has been up since November and has been seen by over 12,000 people. I think I shall commit hari-kiri over a live Web Video so that I can return honor to my (screen) name.

Oh, and there is no way I'm going to click on a link that is titled "Busted a Nut." I have ALWAYS used that word to refer to laughing really hard, yet I knew it could be taken wrong. Fuck my life.

Hehe..you are welcome...

Oh the link is to the Urban Dictionary...never fear...

Why would you commit hari kari to restore your honor? Have you done something dishonorable???

Edit: Oh, and I have also used busting a nut to refer to uncontrollable laughter...guess I won't do that anymore...

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I think my biggest problem with the internet is that I'm almost completely desensitised to most stuff now, for example the other day someone told a story about maggots eating a guy from the inside out, loads of people were really grossed out, but I just thought "There's worse things that have happened"
I'm also so sarcastic it surprises people when I'm not, my "comeback reflex"(Don't) is far quicker now, and my mind is no longer in the gutter.
It's in the sewer.

All in all, I think that it far overbalances my previous blissful ignorance to these things, so things I imagine as commonplace are quite shocking to some people, which surpises me sometimes.