What to do if you're seated next to a jerk on an airplane
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head bang. Works a charm. Turn your music upa s loud as possible and rock out, play air drums, guitar, whatever. jsut make lots of rapid movements with loud music. Great fun, innocent, cant get you arrested and makes them think twice about pissing you off
Reaslisticly? I would imagine how satisfying it would be to punch this person in the face. Then realize they now treat every instance of unruly behavior as an emergency and would probably land the plane and have me arrested for them over reacting and landing the plane. So I just put on my head phones, go to sleep, and be the bigger jerk. I snore loudly in my sleep when I am uncomfortable, and how much more uncomfortable can you be then in an airplane seat designed to to the specifications of something 1/5 the size of a normal person.
Yes, but you click on virtually every thread here.Furburt said:
On Topic: OP, thank you, I must use that next time I'm on a Plane! After seeing that, my idea isn't nearly as good (Well, it wasn't in the first place).
I'd just listen to music really loudly so everyone a few seats away from me can hear it through my Headphones, and I'd refuse to turn it down.
Always use the triforce of assholedom: Creepy Foreign Sicko.
Start rubbing your legs, snickering randomly, breathing heavily. Talk in a weird accent that cuts into everyone's inherent jingoist tendencies. Finally, sneeze. Sneeze a lot. Cough, ideally on the asshole in question.
In my experience this always stops people from being dicks. They're too scared of you to do anything.
Start rubbing your legs, snickering randomly, breathing heavily. Talk in a weird accent that cuts into everyone's inherent jingoist tendencies. Finally, sneeze. Sneeze a lot. Cough, ideally on the asshole in question.
In my experience this always stops people from being dicks. They're too scared of you to do anything.
I usually just stare at them until they shut up. If you've ever watched stargate SG1, I give them the teal'c look, and because I'm fairly big, they shut up quickly.
Ok well that would be funny if not for two things: Who gets internet on an airplane? and second, you would probably be mobbed by the passengers when the guy sitting next to you thought you had a bomb.
If I have my laptop, i would take the ehadphones out while im playing system shock 2. usually the dudes snoring and I put the SHODAN audiofiles i keep on, plug in the headphones into his ear, play SHODANS voice and scare the crap out of him. its priceless.
Hahaha... that's a good one, but I've always prefered the Jack Bauer elbow smash to the face myself.
If I were seated next to a jerk, I'd probably reach very slowly into my bags, frown, look at him, and give him a big grin. I've found this is sufficiently creepy and frightening to get rid of most people.
If its a fairly empty flight you can ask a steward if you could move to another seat temporarily.
Though annoying guys are usually guys on blue-tooth headsets or someone that just seems to be watching what everyone else is doing, especially you. Makes it hard to do... anything.
You can always order one of the worse-sounding meals and then "accidentally" spill it or your drink on the guy when theres some turbulence. Either then he'll avoid you or be so pissed off that you got a bloody mary on his asshole of an Armani Jacket that he will demand to be relocated. (true story)
Though annoying guys are usually guys on blue-tooth headsets or someone that just seems to be watching what everyone else is doing, especially you. Makes it hard to do... anything.
You can always order one of the worse-sounding meals and then "accidentally" spill it or your drink on the guy when theres some turbulence. Either then he'll avoid you or be so pissed off that you got a bloody mary on his asshole of an Armani Jacket that he will demand to be relocated. (true story)