What to do with two apple stickers?

[crepesack]

So I got an Itouch 4 for Christmas today and it came with two apple stickers. I'm looking for ideas as to what to do with them, preferably something hilarious. And aside from my apple keyboard this is the only apple product I own. So I can thoroughly say I'm not a big fan of apple computers larger than my phone. So, Escapist, what irony can thou wrought.

 

[Berethond]

Slap them on some machines that run Linux.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Put it on an orange?

Slap one on an Xbox 360, snap some photos and start a rumor of a new Apple console.

 

[TheRealCJ]

Yeah, I stuck one on my Thinkpad.

 

[lacktheknack]

Put it on a grapefruit and sell it as modern art for a million dollars.

Put the other one on a pair of lady's jeans and run around making cracks about "apple bottomed jeans".

 

[delanofilms]

God. I still have my sheet from this very Macbook. Still unused.

 

[Littlee300]

My brother put a Apple sticker on my computer and said
"Now people will people hundreds more for this computer just because of this sticker"

 

[Drathnoxis]

I have a Windows laptop that has a broken screen, so I put an apple sticker right in the center.

 

[tahrey]

Put it on an orange?

This.

Or a potato, and leave it near some french people.

Find someone who's got an android phone, and quietly stick it over the little droid logo. Ditto any other competing phone or music player. The more primitive the better in fact. Bonus points if you can get it onto a Nokia 3310 or earlier.

Swap them out for the badge on a VW / BMW / Merc.

Stick onto a card or foil backing, punch a small hole, wear on a chain round your neck as if they were said car badges. Or, make earrings out of them the same way.

Put them on the eyes of a dead relative at an open-casket funeral. If asked, explain they're to pay the ferryman to take them across the Styx, and also to provide them with a complementary iPhone.

Stick over the eyes of a cuddly toy somewhere.

Convince a police officer to stick it over the badge on their hat.


Oh, I dunno. I still actually don't know what to do with the stick-on VW hubcap centre badges that I bought just before having to get rid of my (WC) dub, or the "Sony Mobile" transfer that came with the replacement headunit I put in the same car.

Stick it over the Start button on a Vista or Win7 machine. Like, physically on the screen. Whilst it's running but the owner isn't about / is distracted. See how long it takes before they realise it's not a graphics bug or virus. I know some who wouldn't figure it out even after fully shutting down, removing the power, then plugging back in and restating. Large lulz potential if you pick the right target.

 

[baab32]

Eat them

 

[tahrey]

or combine a couple:

Stick in the middle of the headlamps on a car. If you do it properly it shouldn't affect the beam (put them RIGHT in front of the tip of the bulb, if you can see it - they're usually silvered to send the light back to the main reflector instead). It then has proper pupils for it's eyes.

If asked, well... those stickers... aren't they just the apple...s of your (/your car's) eye...s?

 

[FireFlower18]

I had mine on my guitar, i took it off and put in the middle of my Dell laptop. It confuses people.

 

[BabyRaptor]

I took the ones that came with my iPod and put them on the windshields of my roommate's car. He hates Apple with a passion, so the reaction that ensued was hilarious.

 

[sheic99]

Put it on your front door to keep rouge doctors out.

 

[crepesack]

Put it on an orange?

Slap one on an Xbox 360, snap some photos and start a rumor of a new Apple console.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-1uYgt50AE&feature=player_embedded

That made me think of this lol.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Stick them on two Sega Saturns and call them Pippins.

EDIT:

Spoiler: Apple-Bandai Pippin

 

[SimuLord]

Put it on an orange?

This post is incomparably good.

 

[linkvegeta]

when i got my iPhone i put one on my ds and the other on my Xbox 360. pretty much anything that is black is good to put them on.

 

[emeraldrafael]

You can put one on a car and (depending how big it is) over the manufacturer's logo and say its an Apple mobile. thats what we did to my friend, and he still cant get it off without ruining his car (we cheated abit and used some outdoor super adhesive.

Or, if you get enough, you can use them as a calling card if you do something. Like if you graffiti a wall, or rob a store or something. I dont know, thats what some one in my neighborhood did for a while till they got the prints off one of the stickers.

 

[Estocavio]

Put it on your Television, and the other one on the remote, and say offhandedly that you bought a new Apple i-Screen to watch TV on.