That song really grew on me! Also, Jim's looking pretty slim and fit there!shootthebandit said:(Snip).
I like a bit of haggis, neeps and tatties tatties with ketchup and some pepper. Lovely as a wee snack.
That song really grew on me! Also, Jim's looking pretty slim and fit there!shootthebandit said:(Snip).
The depravity of the Döner Kebab is nothing compared to the entity known only by the name of Döner pizza. Whispers say the recipe comes from the old ones themselves.Barbas said:Doner kebab - No idea. Many claim it is meant to be lamb, but I don't believe them. I assume it is composed of the reconstituted corpses of convicts. Delicious though it is, eating one is a struggle against one's deepest moral convictions.
The manufacture of that heathen food is a practice long since banned here - it actually caused a rift amongt the populace. Some went off into the hills to continue the vile practice in secret. Around here, we just call them "the Wildermen". It is said that they subsist entirely on Scotch eggs and the occasional lost traveler.T0ad 0f Truth said:The depravity of the Döner Kebab is nothing compared to the entity known only by the name of Döner pizza. Whispers say the recipe comes from the old ones themselves.Barbas said:Doner kebab - No idea. Many claim it is meant to be lamb, but I don't believe them. I assume it is composed of the reconstituted corpses of convicts. Delicious though it is, eating one is a struggle against one's deepest moral convictions.
My area has yet to see local practitioners of this black art, so we're safe, but I dread the day that it's evil spreads to our shores.Barbas said:The manufacture of that heathen food is a practice long since banned here - it actually caused a rift amongt the populace. Some went off into the hills to continue the vile practice in secret. Around here, we just call them "the Wildermen". It is said that they subsist entirely on Scotch eggs and the occasional lost traveler.T0ad 0f Truth said:The depravity of the Döner Kebab is nothing compared to the entity known only by the name of Döner pizza. Whispers say the recipe comes from the old ones themselves.Barbas said:Doner kebab - No idea. Many claim it is meant to be lamb, but I don't believe them. I assume it is composed of the reconstituted corpses of convicts. Delicious though it is, eating one is a struggle against one's deepest moral convictions.
I heard that it's Elephant's leg, mate.Barbas said:Doner kebab - No idea. Many claim it is meant to be lamb, but I don't believe them. I assume it is composed of the reconstituted corpses of convicts. Delicious though it is, eating one is a struggle against one's deepest moral convictions.
If you've got a free afternoon you can make 'em at home, pal! You can find some pretty simple recipes online--the recipe I used called it a "gyro" (but we all know it's really a doner kebab, roight?). Ground lamb/beef, onions, garlic, oregano, salt and pepper--blend in a food processor, bake like a meatloaf, then carve off slices and slap them between pita with veggies and tzatziki. Night out and hangover optional, of course.T0ad 0f Truth said:On a serious note, though I want Döner Kebab! There aren't any shops in my city >.<