what useless superpower would you have?

[Stephen O'Hagan]

everyone dreams of having a superpower, like flight, invisibility, or super strength, but if you could have one superpower that wouldn't benefit you fighting crime or for personal gain (not everyone wants to be a hero) what would it be?

i quite like the idea that if you're having dinner in someone else's house you would automatically know where the salt or ketchup was kept without having to ask.

 

[Stephen O'Hagan]

no one has any imagination? oh well...

 

[Lilani]

It's not that no one has imagination. It's just that we've had this thread a million times here already and it is getting a bit old

 

[Strain42]

The power to grow edible mushrooms from my armpits.

Sure, it'd be convenient, could even help end feed hungry people...but is anyone really gonna wanna eat armpit mushrooms?

 

[Johnnyallstar]

Ability to pee standing up. I never told anybody, but it's true, I have that power, and I like writing my name in the snow.

 

[JDLY]

The ability to talk in Braille.

 

[Drtfgf5]

Hm? to see trough peoples clothes.
That is all.

 

[Atticus89]

I can make delicious french fries out of thin air!

 

[ChupathingyX]

The ability to burst out into song and dance while defying the laws of physics at the same time while a bunch of backup singers and dancers come out of nowhere who all know the words perfectly.

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

The ability to use y-ray vision.Its like x-ray with less cancer.