What vigilante gadget/weapon would you keep with you at all times? (With a twist!)

[Tips_of_Fingers]

A pair of Ice Skates. Tie the laces together to create Skate-chaku!

Probably go for a small size though so it's easier to control them....

 

[[.redacted]]

My Fighting Trousers!

 

[Double A]

Batarangs, of course!

No, I don't care that they're not real. La la la, I'm not listening!

 

[Nerdy Mitchell]

well i have a few ideas:

a truely universal remote controll

a lockpicking kit

a passive scanning lie detector

a hypnotism watch

 

[Crimson King]

A crowbar that's also an MP3 player.

 

[p3t3r]

a crowbar

 

[BlackWidower]

Portable grappling hook.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

What else?

 

[macfluffers]

Crowbar's probably the best idea, but it's been said. Shortly behind it is a weighted chain. Yeah, it's suspicious, but not illegal, as far as I know.

 

[tseroff]

Not sure if a Portal gun counts. If it does, then that.
If not, hmmm maybe a sonic screwdriver.
Wait, loophole! Hell yeah! Vibro-Axe!

 

[nuba km]

the worlds strongest weapon

 

[Mumonk]

Duct tape? WWDD? =)

 

[Knusper]

An mp3 player with really loud integrated speakers and a playlist with just a tune of the highest note audible to the human ear, ad then I just run around deafening would-be criminals. Score!

 

[glyphseeker]

a titanum wired mouse where the wire is titanium and the mouse-head is also titanium

 

[butterkniferampage]

Rorschach's gas powered grappling gun.

 

[monkey_man]

The Banhammer

"Hey! I am a Construction worker! I am no vigilante!"

 

[TobiasMP]

a pocketsize timemachine

 

[CanHasDIY]

Sonic screwdriver... 'cause an ashandarei is out of the question...