My first PC gaming memory.. It was around 1994 (I think) and I was four years old. My dad brought me to the family restaurant so he could do some opening preparations. He wanted me to occupy myself while he worked, so he fired up my older brother's copy of Warcraft: Orcs and Humans. I've only watched him play a couple times, not really understanding all of the mechanics, but i picked up on the controls. I started my game as Humans, and preceded to order my peons to chop down wood. In my child-mind I was quite proud of myself. I was making some progress. I sat there in awe, watching my men tear down the forests around me. Before long, my one building village was being attacked by the Orcs. I had NO idea what was happening, and I remember the terror that went on in my mind during the attack. Without even pausing the game, I freaked out, and hid under the desk for fear of the tiny pixelated Orcs axing down my lumberjacks. The level of anxiety grew and grew until I could no longer handle the stress of attack and ran screaming, "DADDY! DADDY! HELP!"
Ah. Those were the days. I miss being stupid.