What Weapon Would You Choose?

[Ratchet1351]

Okay here is the situation, you are in a safe room Left 4 Dead 2 style; and you have the choose of these arsenal weapons which one would you pick up?

Soul Edge (Soul Calibur)
Freezethower (Duke Nukem)
Model 1887 Shotguns (Call of Duty)
RYNO V (Ratchet and Clank, you know you want the RYNO V Its a mini-gun that shoots missiles!)
Crowbar (Half-life)
Groovitron (Ratchet and Clank)
Hidden Blade (Assassins Creed)
Brass Knuckles (Borderlands,Brick Style)
Energy Sword (Halo)
A Spoon (Random Weapon)

 

[Insanum]

Freezethrower, Just for Lols.

 

[Julianking93]

A spoon because I'm badass like that

 

[LordGarbageMan]

A single model 1887, akimbos=weak sauce.

 

[Cargando]

Sword. It would be efficient in decapitation, enabling quick, certain kills.

 

[fix-the-spade]

Groovitron, area effect, makes areas safe.

Also, hilarious...

 

[GraveyardTricks]

Crowbar.

Hey, if it worked for Gordon!

 

[Sassafrass]

The sofa cushions.
For I need to kill stuff in comfort.

 

[evilgrim]

I would pick The SoulEdge.
But because my abs aren't the size of houses...
I'll go with the RYNO V.

 

[masteridiot156]

I'll bite: Sword.

Also the Groovitron

 

[Harold Donchee]

RYNO deffinetly. Probably be dangerous to shoot at close targets, but how could you pass up the opportunity to use it?

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Probably... hmmm...
I'd take the crowbar.
No ammo limit.
I'd prefer a Power-Fist or Power-Maul.
Or Lightning Claws... all these super weapons...

 

[firedfns13]

I'd pick soul edge except the fact I always think of Nightmare with it, and I can't wield a sword as big as a truck. And since I feel that hordes of zombies would eliminate any usefulness of dual shotguns, I'd have to go with the freezethrower. But only after I made a zombie cage out of the safehouse doors and walls.

 

[acklumos]

I'd go for the RYNO V. The 1812 Overture makes everything more awesome. Plus, it's a minigun that shoots freaking missile!

 

[Tiny116]

Soul edge, i mean come on really fuck those Zombies up.

 

[linwolf]

I pick the weapon any Scientist will chose, a crowbar

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Model 1887 Shotgun.

I'm old fashioned like that.

Besides, I'd have a .454 Casull revolver as backup already, so I should be aiming to complete the 30s adventurer look.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Soul Edge.
Im confident in my will power, so im sure i wouldn't be taken over.

I would prefer the Night Fowl from Super Robot Taisen Og Saga: Endless Frontier.
A super Upgraded Assault Rifle with a long blade and a Partisan like attachment on the end.
Look it up, epicness in your hands.

 

[Rainbowloid]

I would pick Soul Edge, because I wish I was badass enough to pull that off.

 

[sumanoskae]

Soul Edge