What..Wha....What?

[lion el jhonson]

Im sittin here thinking... who the fuck thinks of this shit?
Seriously, optimus on mikalea fan faction?
How would that even work?
I know nothing is sacred on the internet but good lord we gotta set some limits.
http://movies.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600091660
heres the link if you wanna see but Im not sure why.
Again, who thinks of this?

 

[Irridium]

This is the internet.

There are no limits.

And I've seen worse.

 

[2xDouble]

Rule 34. It's a fact... and it's not pretty.

To quote Yahtzee [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3250-Mortal-Kombat]:

it gives me the same feeling I get from wtching "midget-on-giraffe" porn. The sense of, "I'm certainly not getting off to this, but I know someone in the world is and that's what makes me uncomfortable."

 

[chaosyoshimage]

Dude, according to a Cracked article I read once, there's Voldemort/Indiana Jones slash fiction. Why does this stuff exist, and why is it always so hard for me to find erotic material that I actually like?

 

[Creator002]

Why does this stuff exist, and why is it always so hard for me to find erotic material that I actually like?

Indeed. It's like that the only erotic material you can find is everything you DON'T want.

But yeah, the Internet is a weird, malformed creature. Nothing is sacred, nothing is innocent and nothing is too controversial to mention and fuck with.

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

as far as i can see, it doesnt matter WHAT you think of, theres just porn of it. Maybe written, maybe animated, maybe filmed, but its still there. Just gotta know when to turn off the "i give a damn" switch and just keeeeeep walking.

 

[chaosyoshimage]

Dude, according to a Cracked article I read once, there's Voldemort/Indiana Jones slash fiction. Why does this stuff exist, and why is it always so hard for me to find erotic material that I actually like?

That's not fan fiction.

That's just George bastardizing more of his much beloved work.

Thank science I have the original versions of the film on DVD then, I'm not looking forward to that scene, nor I'm looking forward to the Cairo Swordsman shooting first...

 

[the spud]

Looks like somebody's new to the internet. Make sure you don't go stumblin' round 4chan anytime soon, eh? This shit is everywhere, just do the best you can to control your gag reflex.

 

[Jace1709]

I've seen lots of stupid pairings on fanfiction, there's been Harry Potter/Bumblebee, Hermione/Dobby, Clark Kent/The Doctor, but the 1 that always makes me shudder when i think about it, was 1 i saw in the Star Wars page on Fanfiction.net... it was Luke/Yoda.

 

[Zoe Castillo]

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[lacktheknack]

<link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.317158-What-Wha-What>Did you double thread?

 

[lion el jhonson]

Ok I see Im freaking out over something fairly common on the internet but why am I still reading this fan fiction? Its like a donkey show, you want to stop looking but you cant. Also, one more thing... to Mr.the spud and Genuine Evil I have one thing to say: Carl Sagan and Rule 34.

P.S.: Mr.Evil... why would you even be looking in that category of writing in the first place?

 

[lion el jhonson]

Okay... I finished reading this and uhhhh... I shed a single tear at the end and I dont know why. Either this FF was better than I thought or I have some deep emotional issues.

 

[EHKOS]

I'm still upset at the lack of Theres on Jeanette action.....

 

[Pinkamena]

You wouldn't believe the kind of fanfiction there exist in the darker corners of the internet. I've read some shit, man.