What will Yahtzee do in response to Duke Nukem Forever's Resurrection?

[Jekken6]

He will stand by his original review of it. And probably mention the actual DNF in an XP article

 

[Vie]

"Well butter my love nuts, Duke Nukem Forever - or as it shall now be known DNF (Which coincidentally is short for DID NOT FINISH in car racing) - the great Vaporware of the 20xes has returned to continue taunting the 201xes. Watch me anticipate its releace by tonguing my own balls! *Sounds of grunting before a loud thud* Ok maybe I'm not that flexible."

 

[Mr. Gency]

He'll explain that they're re-releasing it because it was so awesome the first time that no one remembers it.

 

[Mr. Gency]

Notice how this came just immediately after the DNF review was crowned king? Makes you think... Whoa, that's pretty crazy.

It's a conspiracy!

There is no such thing as a conspiracy. Now if you excuse me, I have to go meet up with my assassin buddies and kill some Templars.

 

[Oliver Pink]

how could he not talk about this? duke nukem forever is a legend coming true

To be fair, many Starcraft 2 fans would argue that Starcraft 2 was a Huge event - and he couldn't care less.

na duke nukem is like 100 times more manly-er

And also just as over-rated

Though he probably Will do it just 'cause it's an FPS.

 

[lapan]

Nothing, for all we know the devs are laughing that people still fall for the joke that is Duke Nukem Forever.

 

[Oliver Pink]

im pretty sure he'll do it cause DNF was supposed to come out in 1997 and because its sort of a running joke now

Perhaps, but I don't think he'll make a big deal out of it.