What will your Hell be?

[Hunter65416]

what that says ^

 

[Chevalier noir]

This is it. This impatient and boring world. This inability to want what everyone else wants. This illness we call planet earth that thinks in order to fix all problems we should just talk about it or take a pill.

The world we live in is hell. Your all edgy and cool. I bet your faith in humanity is gone to. Nah, I'm just teasing.

My answer is even more cliche, I wanna say "High school for eternity."

 

[])rStrangelove]

Any place where i'm totally isolated in. I hate this.

 

[Shadowstar38]

Alaska. Thats the worst possible senario.

 

[Chevalier noir]

This is it. This impatient and boring world. This inability to want what everyone else wants. This illness we call planet earth that thinks in order to fix all problems we should just talk about it or take a pill.

The world we live in is hell. Your all edgy and cool. I bet your faith in humanity is gone to. Nah, I'm just teasing.

My answer is even more cliche, I wanna say "High school for eternity."

There is nothing cliche about what I fucking said, thats how I feel. That is what makes everyday a struggle to get up, yeah your just teasing, whatever. That is a rude thing to just assume, what can i expect from a place like this.

I'm a glass half full kind of guy. I like to poke fun, but maybe that was a bit strong.

Sorry if I genuinely offended you

You know I just read Dante's Inferno recently, I'd still pick that over going back to school again. Wouldn't be so bad normally, but our town is so full of redneck kids that hate me.

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

*looks around* i think i may be living it now

 

[Zen Toombs]

Do you know the sensation of having something "on the tip of your tongue", just out of reach of your memory?

Imagine that feeling. With everything. Forever.

 

[York_Beckett]

An eternity of Sonic going "You're too slow!"

The horror...

 

[Zen Toombs]

An eternal interview will Bill O'Reilly.

Super classy.

Edit: Ack, I clicked that button on accident!

Do you know the sensation of having something "on the tip of your tongue", just out of reach of your memory?

Imagine that feeling. With everything. Forever.

What's odd is that I experience that on a day-to-day level, and it annoys the fuck out of me. I can't remember people's names, my to-do list, movies, or even stuff that needs my immediate attention.

Hell, I can't keep a grocery list of more than 4 items in my head.

That really sucks.
Now, how does my Hell compare to eternal Bill O'Reilly? I would think mine would be worse, because you can at least laugh and/or troll "the No Spin guru" for the rest of eternity.

 

[Kitty4President]

Imagine this.....

.....FOREVER

 

[Kyoufuu]

Eternal separation from God. So, pretty much, Hell.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

This is it. This impatient and boring world. This inability to want what everyone else wants. This illness we call planet earth that thinks in order to fix all problems we should just talk about it or take a pill.

The world we live in is hell. Your all edgy and cool. I bet your faith in humanity is gone to. Nah, I'm just teasing.

My answer is even more cliche, I wanna say "High school for eternity."

There is nothing cliche about what I fucking said, thats how I feel. That is what makes everyday a struggle to get up, yeah your just teasing, whatever. That is a rude thing to just assume, what can i expect from a place like this.

I'm sorry, but this is the funniest thing I've heard all day. Have you considered stand up comedy?

My hell would probably be pretty standard, a lake of fire, being poked by a giant fork all day - the usual stuff. Screw other people, being in a lot of pain all the time is way worse than that.

 

[Roulette515]

Stuck at a red light forever, on a hot day, with the car next to you playing a song you HATE, and he's singing it out loud and out of tune, and to top everything off.....

there's a dead pixel in the sky.

 

[Zen Toombs]

Now, how does my Hell compare to eternal Bill O'Reilly? I would think mine would be worse, because you can at least laugh and/or troll "the No Spin guru" for the rest of eternity.

Nah, man. Bill O would be far worse, IMO. Dude does not know how to listen. And there's no way he will ever accept rational thought.

Which is part of what would make it fun.

Eternal separation from God. So, pretty much, Hell.

What are you, some sort of dirty Christian? How dare you use the definition of Hell in this discussion! LEAVE this council ring!

I jest, I jest.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

[sub][sub]OP you might want to flush out your post...[/sub][/sub]

Just a white void with nothing. Immortality in a place where there just isn't anything at all. There is but one other being there, a harpy that will fly in at random intervals for eternity reminding me of all my failings, all the pain I caused others and what I could have accomplished.

 

[gostchiken]

Other people

 

[RedDeadFred]

This is it. This impatient and boring world. This inability to want what everyone else wants. This illness we call planet earth that thinks in order to fix all problems we should just talk about it or take a pill.

The world we live in is hell. Your all edgy and cool. I bet your faith in humanity is gone to. Nah, I'm just teasing.

My answer is even more cliche, I wanna say "High school for eternity."

There is nothing cliche about what I fucking said, thats how I feel. That is what makes everyday a struggle to get up, yeah your just teasing, whatever. That is a rude thing to just assume, what can i expect from a place like this.

I'm sorry, but this is the funniest thing I've heard all day. Have you considered stand up comedy?

My hell would probably be pretty standard, a lake of fire, being poked by a giant fork all day - the usual stuff. Screw other people, being in a lot of pain all the time is way worse than that.

This is the funniest you ever read huh. This is what gets you off, so be it. Think its a bad world out there and I hope you don't make the mistake of pissing off the wrong person, which you probably will.

Or you know, because he seems to be optimistic about life, he might actually try to make it worth something and genuinely enjoy it. Just because you're pissed off at the world for some reason doesn't mean everyone else should be (I know you didn't say that but that's how you are coming off).
My hell would be being stuck under water on the verge of suffocating but not actually suffocating to death but just forever having the feeling like I'm about to. It's weird that that's what came to my mind when I read the title because I am actually very comfortable in water and have no fear of it at all.

 

[Infernai]

Being stuck in a large room with Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black Singing a duet of Friday on an infinite loop while there is a Westboro Baptist Church Rally going on in the same room while a Porno that stars Michael Atkinson and Jack Thompson Making out is playing on a giant Plasma screen TV.

Seriously, i don't think anything would be worse then that considering what it would do to my mind...

 

[Kitty4President]

Just a white void with nothing. Immortality in a place where there just isn't anything at all. There is but one other being there, a harpy that will fly in at random intervals for eternity reminding me of all my failings, all the pain I caused others and what I could have accomplished.

That would suck pretty bad acually.
Particularly the "Immortality in a place where there just isn't anything" part.
I think I'd probably bore mysilf to tears, even without the harpy.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

That would suck pretty bad acually.
Particularly the "Immortality in a place where there just isn't anything" part.
I think I'd probably bore mysilf to tears, even without the harpy.

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