What will your Hell be?

[Kitty4President]

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Oh Hey, I am! :O

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OT: I changed my mind, my personal hell would be a world infested with slugs.
I hate those slimey things with a passion.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

the one without all the gay dudes, and all the god-botherers.

cool, i'm going to HEAVEN!

 

[vfaulkon]

My hell would be being forced to stand in front of a crowd of millions on stage, in front of a podium with the spotlight on me and the curtains drawn wide. I will be given the secret of the known universe and the task of present it to all of humanity, and the second I start talking, some chucklehead in the audience yells, "COOL STORY BRO!" And everyone will start laughing.

I will then try and continue, but someone else will start repeating what I say in a mock voice and the laughter will begin again. I will try to stop them, but that will only antagonize them. In a desperate bid for control, I will agree with them and they'll start booing me off the stage for not being entertaining enough for them, and I'll try to give up and leave, but find myself glued to the spot by an unseen force.

As the mocking continues, I will awake as though from a dream...to see myself back at the beginning of the nightmare. This will loop for eternity, and after every attempt to get them to listen to me, I will begin weeping openly as they scream, 'U MAD BRO?'

...on an unrelated note, I'm starting to think I spend too much time on the internet. Hm.

 

[CulixCupric]

this is it, specifically: earth. I'm a misanthrope, and this planet is the highest concentration of human life everywhere, and full of ignorance.

EDIT: didn't read the first reply first, which apparently also started with "this is it." and I'm beginning to think that being threatened with damnation by religion, if this is the worse thing we can imagine, what do we have to fear?

 

[Vault101]

Im in a room

there is a high end PC gaming computer, a comfy leather chair, a set of headphones resting on the desk

I sit down, boot the computer up...steam opens, I have infinate credit and so many games to choose from

except I have a 6gb internet cap

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[hazabaza1]

Oh god, so much figgin' angst in this thread.
OT: Never really thought of what my 'personal hell' would be. It all seems pretty good at the moment.

 

[Char-Nobyl]

)rStrangelove]Any place where i'm totally isolated in. I hate this.

Probably this. People say that 'Hell is other people.' That being said, the 'people' who say this are rarely ever alone for any substantial period of time.

Imagine a flat plain, as far as the eye can see in any direction. You have no need for food or water, you do not sleep, and you are completely alone. You will not find anything or anyone no matter how far you walk, and the supposed curse of immortality will take hold long before your mortal life would have normally elapsed.

This world? It isn't hell. Especially with the internet, few people are ever truly alone. How would you react to being the only voice, but the only ear to hear it as well?

 

[])rStrangelove]

Imagine a flat plain, as far as the eye can see in any direction. You have no need for food or water, you do not sleep, and you are completely alone. You will not find anything or anyone no matter how far you walk, and the supposed curse of immortality will take hold long before your mortal life would have normally elapsed.

Oh god. Thats my typical sunday evening.

 

[Powereaver]

a world full of drugs and smoking and alcohol.. so just a standard young adult party with loud music and that stuff.. cant stand any of it so that would be horrific to me

 

[Helmholtz Watson]

This is it. This impatient and boring world. This inability to want what everyone else wants. This illness we call planet earth that thinks in order to fix all problems we should just talk about it or take a pill.

The world we live in is hell. Your all edgy and cool. I bet your faith in humanity is gone to. Nah, I'm just teasing.

My answer is even more cliche, I wanna say "High school for eternity."

There is nothing cliche about what I fucking said, thats how I feel. That is what makes everyday a struggle to get up, yeah your just teasing, whatever. That is a rude thing to just assume, what can i expect from a place like this.

lighten up, they were teasing (and hardly that).

OP: I guess Dante's Inferno because I'll take a boring, antagonizing world any day over physical torture for eternity.

 

[CommanderL]

Now, how does my Hell compare to eternal Bill O'Reilly? I would think mine would be worse, because you can at least laugh and/or troll "the No Spin guru" for the rest of eternity.

Nah, man. Bill O would be far worse, IMO. Dude does not know how to listen. And there's no way he will ever accept rational thought.

Which is part of what would make it fun.

Eternal separation from God. So, pretty much, Hell.

What are you, some sort of dirty Christian? How dare you use the definition of Hell in this discussion! LEAVE this council ring!

I jest, I jest.

hahaha you win an internet my hell would be surrounded by religious extremist all the time

 

[Simon Pettersson]

My hell would be if I have to come back to this world ....
When I die I want to die ...

 

[tycho0042]

I think my personal hell would be something like being completely unable to interact with anything. being a living ghost or something to that effect. I hate it when I get ignored in person which in spite of my height and volume of my voice happens a lot. Ever see the movie Ghost? Think like the guy who patrick swayze meets in the subway. being there but largely unable to do anything with it.

 

[Chevalier noir]

)rStrangelove]Any place where i'm totally isolated in. I hate this.

Probably this. People say that 'Hell is other people.' That being said, the 'people' who say this are rarely ever alone for any substantial period of time.

Imagine a flat plain, as far as the eye can see in any direction. You have no need for food or water, you do not sleep, and you are completely alone. You will not find anything or anyone no matter how far you walk, and the supposed curse of immortality will take hold long before your mortal life would have normally elapsed.

This world? It isn't hell. Especially with the internet, few people are ever truly alone. How would you react to being the only voice, but the only ear to hear it as well?

I like you, that is exactly how I feel.

I mean hell, I'm pretty much an introverted loner and I still believe most people are decent human beings.

 

[A velociraptor]

A church.

 

[DPunch4]

Nothingness. None existence is my personal hell. I ponder death, I wonder if our perception of time ends with our death; would everything grind to a halt? Will the very last moments of my existence stretch for an eternity? Without the ability to think or feel.

 

[Chevalier noir]

Nothingness. None existence is my personal hell. I ponder death, I wonder if our perception of time ends with our death; would everything grind to a halt? Will the very last moments of my existence stretch for an eternity? Without the ability to think or feel.

I don't even like to think about total non existence. Just pondering it disturbs me....

Now you have me thinking about it...dammit.

*Puts in journey CD to take mind of of the horrible thought of absolute and total loss of all feelings*

T_T Why man? Why?

 

[octafish]

L'enfer, c'est les autres.

I don't speak French, don't try to engage me in conversation.

 

[Pat8u]

Im in a room

there is a high end PC gaming computer, a comfy leather chair, a set of headphones resting on the desk

I sit down, boot the computer up...steam opens, I have infinate credit and so many games to choose from

except I have a 6gb internet cap

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this defintley this a 100 gb cap isn't even enough for me for I chew through it so quickly

 

[DPunch4]

Nothingness. None existence is my personal hell. I ponder death, I wonder if our perception of time ends with our death; would everything grind to a halt? Will the very last moments of my existence stretch for an eternity? Without the ability to think or feel.

I don't even like to think about total non existence. Just pondering it disturbs me....

Now you have me thinking about it...dammit.

*Puts in journey CD to take mind of of the horrible thought of absolute and total loss of all feelings*

T_T Why man? Why?

Yeah the thought has tormented me for most of my life, more often this year. It's hard to find a true way to ignore it.. I just live because I don't want to die, and I want to be happy in the little life I get so I try my hardest to ignore such thoughts.