What will your last words be

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The Funslinger

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"The closer it gets, the more it starts to look like a piano!"

It was actually a large safe.
 

Dfskelleton

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It will be a phone call to good friend.
"Hey, man, there's this tall guy in a suit standing outside my window. He doesn't have a face an-"
 

Anachronism

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The Apothecarry said:
I'll use one of my favorite Red vs Blue lines
As will I.

"[Whoever's standing near me], I just wanted you to know, before I die... I always hated you. I always hated you the most".
 

jimborious

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'Grabs whoevers closest'

"tell people...... tell them i said something witty"
or
"my life... its flashing before my eye's....... well that was depressingly boring"
 

snappydog

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A friend of mine decided that he thought it would be, while too cruel to put into practice, quite funny to have a couple of children and mistreat one until s/he craves nothing but his/her (let's just say he, it's easier) father's love, and then at the moment of death beckon him over and say 'I need to tell you before I go... I lo' and at this point die.
Which is... I'm not sure whether to brand him a monster for thinking of it, but still. As for mine, I'mma go with the great Stephen Wright and, having said 'quote' as my first word, say 'unquote'.
 

HandsomeZer0

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"Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck."

George Sanders
 

BlackStar42

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"I bloody told you I was ill!"
either that, or look towards the floor and go "Remember our deal, you bastard!"
 
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This sentance that i am writing or have written or spoke or speaking now, 'cos my nest infraction is a perma ban.

or:

''i forgot to tell you son, i am the dobakin, you are the last....'' and then die.

or more better:

''GIVE ME YOUR FACE'' and tear my rivlas face off with a sword & then die.
 

CrazyCapnMorgan

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PlasmaFrog said:
"YOU PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON!"
Yes, I like Deadpool in MvC3 as well.

I can't believe almost six full pages of posts and no one has said this. Oh well...

"Tonight's winning lottery numbers are..." *dies*
 

Readial

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Mine would be "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!" I didn't like the movie, but the quote was memorable enough to get me saying it for MONTHS. So I wouldn't be surprised if I did say it on my deathbed... or the battlefield.