What would be your Doomsday Device or Ultimate Weapon?

[ThatTallGuy]

Drawing inspiration from the "Color your Henchmen" thread, I pose this question to you all:

What manner of Death Ray or Doomsday weapon would you use to threaten the globe?

My device is not really a ray gun of sorts. My Doomsday weapon would be a series of strategically placed cannons that, when fired, would release a series of shells that would travel into the upper atmosphere and spread debris and various elements into the atmosphere which would block out the sun. I know, not really immediate danger, but it would cripple the agriculture industry and force the world to buy into my nefarious plot to provide all of the world's food. -Rubs hands together- Bwahahahahaha!

 

[Aunel]

2000 km radius bass speaker.

with an OVER 9000!!!! to the power of OVER 9000!!!! watt amp.

all connected to my bass.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[De Ronneman]

Well, how about a giant crab.

I like crab. I like things that are huge. Hence: A huge Crab.
You can control it with a WiiMote(or else it would be broken and too easy), and it has speakers everywhere, to play Ritt der Walküren on max volume.

Destroying the world never was so much fun

 

[DividedUnity]

2000 km radius bass speaker.

with an OVER 9000!!!! to the power of OVER 9000!!!! watt amp.

all connected to my bass.

you really love that bass dont you.


OT: Id just build a giant mass accelerator cannon on the moon.

EDIT: And have it fire monster trucks too

 

[hittite]

The design phase isn't quite finished, but my doomsday device will harness the infinite and irrational power of...

fangirls!

 

[hannan4mitch]

An army of sharks with frickin' laser guns on their freakin' heads!

 

[Alexeduardo]

Well, the cover-the-sky tactic is actually pretty good. I don't think any superpower has the infrastructure or technology to stop its effects without going undergorund, which would be catastrophic for PR and social morale. Also, it would kill almost all plant -and therefroe almost all animal- lifeforms.
But why do it with debris when you can use an asteroid? or better yet, break off a piece of the moon and nudge it in the earth's direction.
Seriously though, my favorite way to kill everything would be to just attach some really long cables to all of the cold war era nuke-carrying satelites in space; these cables would all converge in a stolen space shuttle and just crash the ship into the planet surface. No matter where they hit, I don't think the world could take that sort of barrage. Plus, I would be dead and almost no one would know who did it. If at least one major country is hit, we've got WWIII!

A giant magnet to steal every weapon ever.

Then take over the world with a spoon.

Actually, there's an Asimov short story somewhat among these lines, but it involved rusting metal with some sort of super bacteria, I think. The point was that the bacteria would pretty much eat off the military-industrial complex and all wars could be averted. In the end, a military officer, shortly after being briefed on this by the genius scientist who discovered the strand, breaks a leg off a chair, and sets out to stop such nonsense.
Really good stuff.

 

[PixieFace]

My body.



Lol, no. Maybe a giant bucket of water to put out the sun?

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

I would grow my Kitten to giant size and then send him off to battle the beast that is Lancishire! then i will use my laser to seperate Yorkshire from the rest of Britain and sink the rest of the country To keep Yorkshire afloat.

ALL HAIL YORKSHIREEEEEEEE!

 

[Quaxar]

<url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb>This little device
That and a series of hidden cameras so I can blackmail the victims after it. Watch out Fred Phelps with your WBC, I'm gonna get you first!